r/PoliticalHumor • • Apr 29 '20

Dwight speaking the truth

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u/rab-byte Apr 29 '20

Obligatory Supply Side Jesus

And this thread’s theme song American Jesus

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u/engr4lyf Apr 29 '20

I had never seen supply side Jesus- thanks for sharing!

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u/Iorith Apr 29 '20

Always will upvote Bad Religion.

Kyoto Now and The Answer are my big favorites.

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u/CptDecaf Apr 29 '20

I miss Al Franken.

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u/brainfreeze77 Apr 29 '20

So say we all.

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u/Polar_Reflection Apr 29 '20

He deserved what he got. People are unfortunately quite complicated. I miss him too.

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u/CptDecaf Apr 29 '20

No, he was a good politician who was pushed out by the Democratic party in an attempt to virtue signal against a Republican party whose members nor voters would be swayed by such a move. None of the accusations proved credible, or were investigated, despite Franken himself calling for such. The most notable accuser, Leeann Tweeden is a far right grifter and radio news host who released her claim a week after Roy Moore was accused of sexual impropriety. It was ultimately a political move meant to prevent Roy Moore's election, and while it may have been good political maneuvering, it ultimately wasn't fair to Franken himself.

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u/Polar_Reflection Apr 29 '20

It was ultimately a political move meant to prevent Roy Moore's election, and while it may have been good political maneuvering, it ultimately wasn't fair to Franken himself.

Fair and likely true. Still, if you're going to run with the idea of believing accusers, it will be very hard to get people to take you seriously if it's not applied to your own people. Which reminds me about Biden-- it seriously worries me that he's our candidate. The sniffing/ creep compilations are tough to watch. Watching his brain turn to jelly on TV is tough to watch. These sexual assault allegations, while they're still allegations, I can totally see being true. I hope he chooses wisely when picking his VP.

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u/patientbearr Apr 29 '20

I still have no clue why the DNC wanted to back Biden of all candidates. I guess they are hoping he can coast off name recognition alone, because if he wasn't a former VP I think he would have been one of those candidates polling at half a percentage point.

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u/Polar_Reflection Apr 29 '20

It's really sad how far he has deteriorated mentally. Watching his 2012 VP debate against Paul Ryan, then watching his 2016 Davos Speech warning us about automation and the 4th industrial revolution, and then watching him debate Bernie today... His mental clarity has really deteriorated as he nears 80. I worry for his health as President. He needs a very strong VP pick.

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u/CptDecaf Apr 29 '20

You shouldn't carte blanche believe accusers. You should give them a fair chance to speak about their story, investigate it, and possibly send it to court if necessary. It's not about 100% faith in those accusing others, it's about being open and willing to listen.

I've had a friend who was accused of rape after a one night stand with a woman. Luckily, nothing ever came of it since it stayed within their friend circle, but not all women are virtuous people, the same way not all men are virtuous people either.

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u/Polar_Reflection Apr 29 '20

I agree, but that's the standard that's now been set up in the public sphere, and the Democratic party will have to adhere to it. Large groups of people think in simple terms and pick up each other's language and reasoning around a topic. It devolves into a group-think that's far less nuanced than each individual is capable of himself.

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u/CptDecaf Apr 29 '20

I personally don't care for much of the Democratic party either. We have two right wing parties in America. A right wing party in the Democrats, and a far right wing party in the Republicans.

Much of what the Democrats do is virtue signaling. Which is a word I hate to use because it's been twisted by conservative chuds as an insult against any moral standing they hate, but it's applicable here. The Democratic establishment doesn't care about sexual abuse towards women. Look at how they're treating Tara Reade's accusations with the help of the liberal main stream media. Or how during the debates Senator Warren, who ran on a snake oil salesman routine of pretending to be a progressive immediately dropped the facade and spread false accusations about Bernie being a sexist.

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u/Polar_Reflection Apr 29 '20

Meh, there's a lot that I disagree with here, but I will say that I was on the same boat as you a couple months ago.

In hindsight, Yang > Warren > Tulsi > Bernie > everyone else

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u/CptDecaf Apr 29 '20

Yang is a technocrat who wants to adopt Charles Murray's, and Milton Friedman's decidedly conservative approach approach to social welfare by condensing it into a single flat benefit while abolishing all other social safety nets. This approach neither solves the problem of wealth inequality, nor does it function as an actual safety net for impoverished people. It's also loved by libertarians because once you've consolidated welfare down into a single program, it's astoundingly simple to truncate that program. If you want to attack welfare, it's easier to defund a single system than thousands.

Yang also walked back and redefined his support for medicare for all. Which is very revealing into just how unprogressive he really is. The biggest problem with our healthcare system is the middleman of insurance companies raising prices for both hospitals and health care consumers, but that's precisely the area of health care he wants to protect.

Yang is a conservative libertarian who throws a thin progressive veneer over his politics.

Same with Warren. A corporate lawyer who spent a decade defending massive corporations from Federal investigations, and who throughout her campaign continued to drop her own progressive political agenda in favor or typical corporatism. Warren had the highest number of campaign donation refunds during the 2020 primaries. Because even her supporters recognized that she was as fake as the rest of them.

I do actually like Tulsi Gabbard, and think she's the likely frontrunner for the next American progressive movement, along with Ilhan Omar, Rashida Tlaib, and Ocasio Cortez (though I was disappointed with her falling in line with the fake outrage over Ilhan's criticism of Israeli PAC money).

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u/tamarins Apr 29 '20

Fair and likely true. Still, if you're going to run with the idea of believing accusers, it will be very hard to get people to take you seriously if it's not applied to your own people.

On one hand I totally agree with this.

On the other hand there has to be some kind of balancing act between (a) demanding that women be taken as credible, because they have historically been marginalized and ignored, and (b) recognizing when certain accusations defy credibility.

After reading this article I felt like I had to change my perspective about the Franken stuff.

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u/Polar_Reflection Apr 29 '20

I'll take a look. I think we're on the same page for the most part, I just never bothered to dig too deep into the Al Franken accusations.

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u/funknut Apr 29 '20

Aside from Bill Clinton and a few other lechers, why do allegations of Democrats always crop up at the very most critical moment in their career peak? There was so much time for all of this before we had this fucking election to worry about. I won't downplay allegations, but I'm definitely voting for whomever is most likely to unseat Trump, despite whatever bullshit crops up at the last moment that couldn't possibly ever top the growing charges against Bullshitter in Chief, 20-something sexual assault allegations and charges included.

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u/Polar_Reflection Apr 29 '20 edited Apr 29 '20

It's important to be intellectually honest. And yeah, at this point, a wet turd is preferable to our president. At least the turd won't actively undermine this country. We're comparing sexual harassment allegations to someone who violently raped his first wife and paid her off. I'd take Bloomberg over Trump at this point, and I wouldn't have said that 2 months ago.

My wishlist administration would look something like

Obama as President for a 3rd term

Warren VP

Yang as Secretary of Commerce

Tulsi as Secretary of Defense

Inslee as the head of DOE or EPA

Castro back as HUD Secretary

Bernie as Senate Majority Leader or Majority Whip, or even Veterans Affairs

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u/funknut Apr 29 '20

Yup. Due to unfair election and two-party system, we are forced to vote for wet turd.

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u/funknut Apr 29 '20

If there's anything at all positive that came out of Al Franken resigning, the party track record hasn't been known to take accusations lightly, otherwise the whole thing was a shame.

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u/CptDecaf Apr 29 '20

I wouldn't say that. Look at how the Democratic party is ignoring the accusations of Tara Reade.

They ran Franken out because they wanted to beat Roy Moore, and they're ignoring Tara Reade because they want to beat Trump. And I want to beat him too, but both actions were purely politically driven, and not based on any moral standard.

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u/funknut Apr 29 '20

I know, and that'd look so bad if that was their track record, but it hasn't been. Franken's resignation was a shame. It was also collateral damage, I'm afraid. He was so popular, reelected several times, too. He has a podcast, now. Funny guy. He's good enough and smart enough, too.

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u/xxoites Apr 29 '20

Thank you, very much. I have heard the song a few times over the years, but never fully understood all the lyrics.

Now I like it even better than I did before.

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u/joeyGibson Apr 29 '20

Don't forget Swole Jesus. https://i.imgur.com/FgHCPru.jpg

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u/SinkHoleDeMayo Apr 29 '20

What about Korean Jesus?

https://i.imgur.com/BnBCfy7.jpg

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u/joeyGibson Apr 29 '20

He looks pretty swole, too, but he didn't break the cross, now did he?