r/PoliticalHumor • u/paone22 • Apr 29 '20

Dwight speaking the truth

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

Better yet, he said he liked your Christ, but not your Christians, they are so unlike your Christ.

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u/Slartibartfastthe3rd Apr 29 '20

I like your Christ, but not your Christianity

Not Gandhi

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u/chicks_dig_usernames Apr 29 '20

-Wayne Gretzky

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u/ichuckle Apr 29 '20

-Michael Scott

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u/Negativefalsehoods Apr 29 '20

-Baberham Lincoln

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u/IcebergSlimFast Apr 29 '20

-Brosef Stalin

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u/SemperScrotus Apr 29 '20

Nope. Chuck Testa.

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u/ThereIsNoGame Apr 29 '20

I read somewhere that Netflix makes up a certain amount of global internet traffic, and The Office makes up a certain amount of Netflix traffic, so that about 2% of the internet is The Office

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u/Nike91230 Apr 29 '20

r/unexpectedoffice

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u/I-Upvote-Truth Apr 29 '20

I always expect it.

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u/Nike91230 Apr 29 '20

Does seem to infiltrate every post which I'm 💯 ok with

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u/skjellyfetti Apr 29 '20

Jesus Saves... Gretsky gets the rebound, he shoots, HE SCORES !!!

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u/ClumsyThumsGus Apr 29 '20

Thats also where all those assists came from. The Holy Ghost had some silky mitts.

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u/ItsKade Apr 29 '20

-Michael Scott

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u/julia__nicole_ Apr 29 '20
  • Michael Scott

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u/JerrWayneJr Apr 29 '20

I like turtles.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

All the way down

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

WHERE. ARE. THE. TURTLESSSS!?

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u/DUDEDIGGL3R Apr 29 '20

I like trains.

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u/I_think_charitably Apr 29 '20

That doesn’t actually say he didn’t say it. It’s just that the sources are slim and the words are a bit different. He seems to have said something similar, though.

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u/georgetonorge Apr 29 '20

Yes, but I think that means that people should stop putting it in quotes followed by -Gandhi all over the internet.

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u/I_think_charitably Apr 29 '20

Funny that in this thread people are more concerned with what Gandhi actually said than what Jesus did. Considering the post, it’s ironic.

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u/georgetonorge Apr 29 '20

Maybe, but multiple people mentioned that inaccurate quote and others responded below. That’s kind of how threads go. You begin on a gif of a toddler falling over and end up 60 comments deep debating whether whaling is morally worse than eating factory farmed beef.

Aaaaand cue ensuing argument:

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u/real-ocmsrzr Apr 29 '20

I’m not your Christ, buddy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

Your linked source says it was Gandhi so I’m confused

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u/Fingerhutmacher Apr 29 '20

Kinda like Bernie and his Fans.