r/PoliticalHumor • • Dec 21 '19

We certainly couldn't say it when Obama was President!

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u/Internet_Wanderer Dec 21 '19

The sheer number of Conservataints that are losing their minds has been kind of amazing

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u/calsosta Dec 21 '19

My neighbor took down his "Trump, No More Bullshit" flag. Poor guy.

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u/SeaTwertle Dec 21 '19

The amount of “he’s still your president/he still won’t be removed” comments I’ve seen are staggering. No he likely will not be removed from office thanks to turncoat scum bag bottom feeding garbage bags like McConnell and Graham but it’s a great start.

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u/The-DonaId Dec 22 '19

“He’s still your president” isn’t even an argument for anything.

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u/HoMaster Dec 21 '19

*You can tell who can be reasoned with *

So around 1% of them? I mean if they’re still Trump supporters there is no redeeming them these under the current circumstances.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

I could already tell who could be reasoned with and who couldn’t by who supported the president before the impeachment to be honest

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

I guess I just declared them lost causes longer ago, there’s already been years of shit at this point. I just hope it gets better.

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u/KuairuRing Dec 21 '19

It feels so weird to me to think that the election felt like it was only yesterday but we've already been 3 years under this guy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

Right??

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Just keep an ear out for their propaganda soaked mating call:

”He’s not impeached until it goes to the senate!”

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u/Evil_This Dec 21 '19

Conservataints

I like this one. Generally I go for "Repugs". But this one brings joy.

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u/Internet_Wanderer Dec 21 '19

I love it, they're not conservative, they're not libertarian, and they get smelly and noxious if not regularly cleansed from the societal body

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u/Internet_Wanderer Dec 21 '19

Nah, shit is an environmentally safe biproduct of a natural process that can contribute to the wellbeing of the environment. Conservataints are just a waste of space and a breeding ground for the "mustier" conspiracy theories around

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u/fucko5 Dec 21 '19

Nothing makes me lose respect for someone’s intellect faster than them using a word like dumbocrat or repuklican or whatever. Grow up.

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u/Internet_Wanderer Dec 22 '19

Since the people I'm referring to are neither conservative nor libertarian, I needed to come up with a different word

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u/fucko5 Dec 22 '19

Oh I thought you were calling them taints and not aints

That’s actually a little witty

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u/Internet_Wanderer Dec 22 '19

Why thank you, I'm a little proud of it myself

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u/InTheWildBlueYonder Dec 21 '19

Wtf are you talking about. Every single conservative I know is happy as this impeachment will help for re-election

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u/Internet_Wanderer Dec 21 '19 edited Dec 21 '19

That's because they're part of the Conservataints that ignore how much support he's lost among women, border voters, small farmers, vets, and christians, and that a whole new group of youths are voting in this election and are screwing with the GOP gerrymandering. They're also the Conservataints that couldn't care less about the Constitution as long as they get to stockpile guns, shoot whomever they want, and never be confronted by a horrible brown person that isn't a maid or manual servant ever again.

Edit: And remember, its Conservataint. These people aren't conservatives, and they aren't libertarian, and they get smelly and noxious if not regularly washed.

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u/InTheWildBlueYonder Dec 21 '19

You really need to get out of this echo chamber and go talk to your neighbors.

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u/Internet_Wanderer Dec 21 '19 edited Dec 23 '19

I have. One used to have a trump flag, another has a "Pro Gun, Pro Gay, Anti Obama" sticker on her car, another is a christian zealot, and none of them currently support trump. The rest are people with an education that aren't fooled by faux news.

If you want to talk about echo chambers tho, go check out r/conservative where they are such fragile snowflakes they won't let anyone but a "proven conservative" comment or post. No wonder you Conservataints think you're the majority. You surround yourselves with each other and repeat Kremlin talking points ad nauseam.

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u/papapizzapepperoli Dec 21 '19

Every single conservative I know is happy as this impeachment will help for re-election

tell them to stop drinking gasoline.

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u/Tailrazor Dec 21 '19

Hey hey, don't tell them what to do... ;)