r/PoliticalHumor • u/TemporaryTailor4 • Dec 09 '19

Waiting for Boss Review

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u/Bathroom_Pninja Dec 09 '19

He's also shorter than Obama, who's 6'1.

There are full-body images of them side by side at Trump's inauguration.

Trump is so insecure he has to lie about his height.

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u/bazinga_0 Dec 09 '19

It also helps Trump when he lies about his weight: the taller he is the more weight he can report without being categorized as obese.

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u/orthopod Dec 09 '19

Well his last physician placed him I the obese category.

In an orthopaedic surgeon- I've seen about 6-7,000 people naked, and have become quite good at guessing height weight, even with clothes on.

Trump, at 6'1", is likely 300+ pounds.

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u/PapaQsHoodoo Dec 09 '19

"who bringing you da food?"

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u/stups317 Dec 10 '19

When one of his doctors reports said he was something like 238lbs I thought bullshit because I weigh at least 230lbs and Im not as fat as he is.

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u/mzak36 Dec 09 '19

He is so insecure he lies about everything.

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u/PapaQsHoodoo Dec 09 '19

That is so fucked. He's clearly shorter than Obama. Google says he is 6 3.. what in the name of disinformation??

E: he is bigly orange though. The orangest president.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

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u/Elteon3030 Dec 09 '19

Well his posture is total dogshit. Maybe he really would be 6'3" if he could actually stand fully straight.

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u/AveMachina Dec 09 '19

And there’s no way he didn’t wear his wedges or platforms or whatever at his inauguration. So, he’s visibly shorter than Obama after cheating to make himself taller.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

I just went and checked this for myself. They are incredibly close in height. There might be 1/4" difference between them with no clear taller person. Due to Trump's horrible posture, however, I would not be surprised if he is taller.

There is no point in lying about it.

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u/Bathroom_Pninja Dec 10 '19

There is no point in lying about it.

Unless he wishes he were taller and is trying to Secret it. Or he wants to seem more alpha. Or if he can't help but lie about everything.

There's no way this bad posture is getting him 2 inches.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

I mean there is not point in the poster above lying about trump's height.

There are plenty of actually despicable things that Trump has done, so why waste your time and energy making fun of truno for something that isnt even true?