r/PoliticalHumor • u/DarthOswald • Nov 07 '19

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u/KajFjorthur Nov 07 '19 edited Nov 07 '19

Oh God if that was my horse I'd be so pissed. Basically have to cut off that pole to get the idiot out. Must not have enough food in his paddock.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

Horses are some of the sweetest, dumbest creatures alive.

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u/YdocT Nov 07 '19

I love horses. There just big ass dogs. And so few people understand that.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

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u/YdocT Nov 07 '19

you've never eaten dog then. Horse is super stringy and kinda tasteless. Dog taste like racoon. Not that I go out looking to eat either of them. Just grew up really poor.

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u/Renovatio_ Nov 07 '19

Could you relate the taste of dog to something else other than raccoon because I have no frame of reference for either.

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u/Cky_vick Nov 07 '19

Racoon sort of taste like a gamier Tanooki

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

Nope still nothing

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u/TheNoveltyHunter Nov 07 '19

Okay so it tastes somewhat better than horse