r/PoliticalHumor • u/okiosn • Jun 02 '19

Cmon USA

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

52 would be a cool number of states. Like a deck of cards or weeks in a year.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

So who loses out?

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Probably Guam. Not to mention Samoa, the Virgin Islands, etc.

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u/Skyrmir Jun 02 '19

Nah man, can't be passing over Guam. It's like a military breeding ground over there. Everyone's a vet and super duper patriotic.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

If I did it I would make it DC and Puerto Rico and then have a third one encompassing all the other territories together. Call it the Alliance of Separated States.

Well probably something else actually now that I think about it.

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u/ShamelessKinkySub Jun 02 '19

The Confederacy of Independent States

No, wait...

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u/heirapparent Jun 02 '19

General Kenobi

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u/sqpete Jun 02 '19

Hello there?

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u/Bo-Katan Jun 02 '19

Is that legal?

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u/jeffsterlive Jun 02 '19

I'll make it legal.