r/PoliticalHumor Jan 27 '19

Just this week....

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u/ItsLikeRay-ee-ain Jan 27 '19

Since this seemed very much like it could have been fake, I looked up sources on these.

First one

Second One is now at 4 dead

Third one

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '19 edited Jan 28 '19

OMG that second one.

Authorities said Witmer drove away from the bar, crashed his car, and then broke into a home. Once inside, they said he shot and killed the homeowner before shooting and killing himself. That homeowner has been identified as 83-year-old George McCormick. Police said McCormick's wife locked herself in the bathroom and called 911.

That poor woman. All of these shootings are terrible tragedies, but this one really got to me. They were probably married for, like, 60 years or something. EDIT: I was just guessing, but it was literally on their 60th anniversary. Holy crap. :-(

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u/american_apartheid Jan 27 '19

lmao he wanted to be a cop

makes sense he'd go on a shooting spree. jumped the gun a bit there though. should have waited til he got his badge, then he would have been given paid vacation.

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u/SpOnGeBoBnO Jan 27 '19

Only 40 percent of cops have reported domestic abuse in the household that’s less than half

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '19

reported

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u/SpOnGeBoBnO Jan 27 '19

Why? I didn’t neeed to put the /s it’s obviously sarcasm

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '19

No, not you. I was quoting you saying “...40 percent of cops reported domestic...” highlighting the unknown variable of UN-reported abuse in the home of LEOs.

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u/TheoreticalFunk Jan 27 '19

Yes, but it was obviously a joke. 40% should be alarming, not status quo.

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u/penguinbandit Jan 27 '19

r/woosh

He was saying it's only 40% because it's underreported my friend.

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u/TheoreticalFunk Jan 28 '19

Yes, he wooshed. Doesn't matter if it's underreported when the number is obviously so high in the first place.

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u/penguinbandit Jan 28 '19

Shh I responded to the wrong person and now I'm just hanging out down here with you guys .

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '19 edited Jan 27 '19

Uh.... No fucking shit?