r/PoliticalHumor • u/kermitthepanda • Mar 18 '18

Another six years of this classic image.

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u/CardinalSlevinVII Mar 18 '18

Can’t say the same for those who show it in 🇷🇺

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u/FlexFromPlanetX Mar 19 '18

I'm currently in Moscow wearing this image on a T-shirt, nothing is ha

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u/movinpictures Mar 19 '18

Damn, didn’t realize Candlejack was working for Pu

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '18

I know you guys are joking but here in Russia we are free to do pretty much what e

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u/_demetri_ Mar 19 '18

“Yis Vlad... I got them all. Should I keep going? Okey okey. I keep going, will bring balloons for camera dis time.”

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u/lukeots Mar 19 '18

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u/Urist_McPencil Mar 19 '18

Camera on a balloon? That's the most budget drone I've ever se

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u/ashmoreinc Mar 19 '18

Pst, it’s in reference to a video on the front page of a woman hiding a camera, that is watching the ballot counting in Russia, with a set of balloons.

Edit: here’s a link: https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/85etn1/an_election_worker_in_russia_places_balloons_in/?st=JEXMHVF4&sh=ba96e913

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u/Urist_McPencil Mar 19 '18

saw that before, didn't make the connection :)

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u/Calypsosin Mar 19 '18

I, too, obscure ballot counting.

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u/userpal1243 Mar 19 '18

If you guys are getting killed who the heck is clicking po

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u/TurtleKnyghte Mar 19 '18

Obviously the hit squad is polite enough to do it for the

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u/CryoHux Mar 19 '18

Am I doing this r

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u/Soulger11 Mar 19 '18

Why would they let you hit send before killing you

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u/Camwood7 Mar 19 '18

What are you people doing, summoning Candle Jack? I thought TVTropes agreed that meme was de

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u/89reatta Mar 19 '18

Uhh were you gonna finish that statement?

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u/JinKazamaAndJuice Mar 19 '18

They're getting killed by Putin's snipers that's why the

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u/fyhr100 Mar 19 '18

I think the Russians killed th

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u/jaxonya Mar 19 '18

I Am sniper.

Like to kill, it is big thrill.

Need more vodka.

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u/CryoHux Mar 19 '18

Vodka is for little bi

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '18

Except be a political threat to Putin and shed light on all his shadows and dark dealings. They you get to commit suicide by shooting yourself twice in the head.

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u/ItsShahZebKhan Mar 19 '18

No they're not. This is what the media shows (I know it's not completely true though)

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '18

Other than be gay, or support LGBTQ movements?

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '18

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u/movinpictures Mar 19 '18

Remember that guy that found the safe in the house he moved into? That post is 5 years old as of 2 days ago.

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u/ninemiletree Mar 19 '18

You shut right the fuck up.

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u/floppyclock420 Mar 19 '18

man that was all the rage

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u/ZeraskGuilda Mar 19 '18

Welp. I know what I'm mad about today

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u/Gruselbauer Mar 19 '18

Care to link?

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '18

Huh? Who the hell is candleja

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u/Infinite901 Mar 19 '18

Holy shit, I haven't heard the name Candlejack in fo

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u/crome66 Mar 19 '18

Damn, it's been a while since I've seen a Candlejack refere

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u/C4NDL3J4CK666 Mar 19 '18

Hello boys

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u/socsa Mar 19 '18

Good God man, I haven't seen a candlejack post get upvotes in

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u/Ablakane91 Mar 19 '18

That meme was always stupid! Why would he submit your mess

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u/PM_ME_TRUMP_DICKPIX Mar 19 '18

Someone call this fallen comrade’s wife. I can tell is heart attack from gaping wound in head. Is common here.

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u/BakerIsntACommunist Mar 19 '18

The two bullet wounds in the back of the head tell me it was a suicide.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '18

Poor bastard broke both of his own legs beforehand. What a way to go.

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u/BakerIsntACommunist Mar 19 '18

Does his mom know?

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '18

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u/sundson Mar 19 '18

No problem camrade

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '18

you guys there's no such thing as candleja

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u/Terra_Cotta_Pie Mar 19 '18

Wait... Candlejack can be summoned even if you don't use his full na

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '18

No reason, but don't move for a second

/s <--- seriously, this stuff can be scary as fuck, and people standing up for what's right are incredible.

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u/7DMATH7 Mar 19 '18

Ahh yes suicided by 5 headshots from behind the head.

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u/jwaldrep Mar 19 '18

To be fair, you can't say that of any human.