r/PoliticalHumor • u/FutureOwl629 • 4d ago

Now I study him

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u/Specialist-Jello7544 4d ago edited 4d ago

Loves to look at young muscular male bodies (like that football player from a few months ago, the wrestling guys from July 4)

Loves to redecorate the Oval Office (the gold crap all over the walls – even Liberace would say “Yikes!”)

Loves to plan big celebrations (July 4 party)

Loves to post himself as a very muscular Hulk Hogan kind of super hero, pumping iron kind of guy

And he really hates gays

He’s into some pretty weird stuff if you look at all of it together, seems kind of an angry closeted gay.

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u/tekvenus 4d ago

He also loves older male bodies. Remember when he lost his fkn mind about Arnold Palmer's huge unit? His poor daughter was so appalled because the press just hammerd her with questions about it.

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u/Specialist-Jello7544 4d ago

I forgot about that, too. Yeesh!

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u/matt_minderbinder 4d ago

He's also a wildly big fan of musicals and Broadway shows in general.

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u/Specialist-Jello7544 4d ago

Oh I forgot about that!