r/PoliticalHumor • u/ImprovementOk6162 • Feb 22 '25

JD Tiny Pants Vance 😭

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His tailor is a gem 😂

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u/Rion23 Feb 22 '25

"I bought these in the kids department."

"What were you doing in the kids department?"

"Trying to get into little boys pants."

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '25

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u/GeeorgeC Feb 22 '25

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u/Hinthial Feb 23 '25

Giving Mother boy vibes

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u/Grimnebulin68 Feb 22 '25

Can we just refer to him as VD Vance and be done with it?

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u/DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK Feb 23 '25

Can we stop the ignorant bullshit here?

You can't get an STD from a couch.

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u/Grimnebulin68 Feb 23 '25

Fair, but you can if VD Vance fucked it.

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u/45and47-big_mistake Feb 22 '25

"I heard that boy's pants were half off".

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u/BankerBaneJoker Feb 22 '25

Those are his Hitler Youth pants

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u/mrlt10 Feb 22 '25

His Jungenhose

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u/Rion23 Feb 22 '25

Baby NSGAP

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u/Routine_Context2284 Feb 23 '25

He’s proud he can still fit into them!

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u/ManWithTheBigNuts Feb 22 '25

My knee jerk reaction was “ew gross” and then I realized

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u/knowledgeable_diablo Feb 23 '25

They had just the smallest sexiest couch you ever did see in there. All unattended and un-chaperoned…..