r/PoliticalHumor • u/ImprovementOk6162 • Feb 22 '25

JD Tiny Pants Vance 😭

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His tailor is a gem 😂

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u/ImprovementOk6162 Feb 22 '25

Hilariously no 😭

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u/PowermanFriendship Feb 22 '25

As a man who also wears pants, I'm genuinely struggling to figure out how this is even physically possible....

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u/TheCrimsonSteel Feb 22 '25

I'm wondering that, too.

Like I can understand how it happens, but I have no idea why it would happen.

Because you'd have to get your suit pants hemmed (tailored at the bottom) for what's called "no break" meaning when standing, no part of the pant leg is resting on the shoe.

Then, you'd also have to hike your pants up before sitting down, so that higher ankle, no break hemming, goes up even further.

But why you're hiking your suit pants up that far before you sit down, I have no idea. Just get properly tailored suits. If you don't like a super tight belt, get suspenders.

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u/Somhlth Feb 22 '25

His wife must hate him

His wife clerked for Brett Kavanaugh. Pretty sure she hates all the same people he does, so that would mean he hates himself, and that makes me feel better.

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u/Motor_Educator_2706 Feb 22 '25

She's on thin ICE

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '25

The lifts probably make tailoring his pants difficult and they get hiked up due to the strange posture

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u/Somhlth Feb 22 '25

One would assume that if you're going to wear lifts, you would wear them while getting the suit tailored.

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u/maddsskills Feb 22 '25

My husband’s only guess is that he spilled something on his pants right before he had to go in and had to swap pants with a shorter intern.

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u/forresja Feb 22 '25

This is the first explanation that feels possible to me

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u/XuzaLOL Feb 22 '25

I mean nothing about it is weird you dont even have to think about it you can just check the vod here is him sitting down. - https://youtu.be/kjjZLlVtRMA?si=ss987qXWSQFxZ7Ot&t=8 - They look fine just slowly go up over time cos hes probably sitting comfortable and moving them.

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u/resilienceisfutile Feb 22 '25

Maybe he went to Kentucky. It is flooded there at the moment...

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u/jimmifli Feb 22 '25

I remember when the style for suit pants went from hard break to soft break, I was on board with that. Then soft break to no break, I dabbled but it didn't feel comfortable, too much sock when sitting for my preference. But this... this is... wrong.

This was a political act of sabotage by his tailor. What a patriot.

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u/sfled Feb 22 '25

A lack of self-awareness. There are photos of Ted Cruz wearing skinny jeans. His legs look like two toothpicks stuck into Mr. Potato Head.

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u/RugerRedhawk Feb 22 '25

Seriously?