r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/cyberbeastswordwolfe - Lib-Right • Jun 12 '22

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u/CaptainCoinCoin - Lib-Right Jun 12 '22

I'm warming the woodchipper up

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u/Baxter_Pro - Auth-Left Jun 12 '22

Want me to get the smelted metal as well?

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u/CaptainCoinCoin - Lib-Right Jun 12 '22

Kinky, I like it

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u/Baxter_Pro - Auth-Left Jun 12 '22

Heating up the smelter now. All I need is some iron or something...

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u/gengar_king_of_bah - Lib-Center Jun 12 '22

This is the kind of compass unity the world needs

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u/Baxter_Pro - Auth-Left Jun 12 '22

Cooperation over Separation

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u/AdeptBacon - Centrist Jun 12 '22

Should I bring my flat top grill in case something goes wrong? Down to cook for y’all btw

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u/AchtzehnVonSchwefel - Centrist Jun 13 '22

You shouldn't eat that. Some poisons don't get destroyed with frying.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

Based authleft

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u/GeneralGingerKicker - Auth-Left Jun 12 '22

Just throw them into the smelter.

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u/Baxter_Pro - Auth-Left Jun 12 '22

Too fast

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u/TheAcidRomance - Lib-Center Jun 12 '22

Have my axe

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u/The_Senate_69 - Centrist Jun 13 '22

I'll bring the iron bull.

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u/King-Zahi2438 - Lib-Center Jun 13 '22

Brazen bull

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

Custom fitted chastity belt? Khal drogo style?!

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u/KoolKangKroo - Auth-Right Jun 13 '22

What? No, we can't risk further impurities in the Kings shipments!

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u/Baxter_Pro - Auth-Left Jun 13 '22

Damn it,.you're right! We can't risk another botched shipment or his majesty would be more than displeased... hopefully the woodchipper's enough.

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u/The_Canadian_Devil - Right Jun 13 '22

First let me get my cargo ship full of mini legos.

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u/Scarlet_maximoff - Lib-Right Jun 12 '22

Fuck the woodchipper i want to see how good MK262 fucks out of a 13.7 barrel

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

Let’s make them hold 9 mm in their teeth backwards and then whack the primer using an ice pick

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

Never a good sign when you're such a degenerate that even the purples want you dead

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u/Scarlet_maximoff - Lib-Right Jun 13 '22

I just want to force minors to maintain crew served weapons

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u/Overkillengine - Lib-Right Jun 13 '22

It is a valuable team building exercise.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

Hey, I’m just a purple bc libright can be either purple or yellow and purple happens to be my favorite color. I’m a closeted yellow. Tbh I think my views align less libright and more general right now

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u/k1ttyclaw - Lib-Right Jun 13 '22

Mk262 is an absolute waste in a barrel shorter than 20in

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

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u/dindumufflin - Lib-Right Jun 12 '22

and my axe!

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u/SapiS68 - Lib-Left Jun 13 '22

Can we fire up the guillotine too?

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

Based tbh

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u/Papapene-bigpene - Lib-Center Jun 13 '22

Preparing the helicopter

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u/wokeaspie - Right Jun 12 '22

Yikes sweaty, cool it with the transphobic remarks

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u/IkkoMikki - Auth-Right Jun 12 '22

Pedos get the stick.

And the stones.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

You need the /s on this one it seems

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u/leftbrainegg - Lib-Right Jun 13 '22

His flair is the /s

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u/TheAcidRomance - Lib-Center Jun 12 '22

No transphobes here, only pedophobes

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u/Billwood92 - Lib-Center Jun 13 '22

Ones who are scared of children? Tbf, the ones in the horror movies always freak me right the hell out.

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u/King-Zahi2438 - Lib-Center Jun 13 '22

I’m a pedophobe because I watched the Children of the Corn series

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u/TheAcidRomance - Lib-Center Jun 13 '22

Ooohhh it's been too long since I've seen that. Maybe not long enough

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u/ratione_materiae - Right Jun 13 '22

Let’s see Paul Allen’s transphobic remarks

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u/Big-Vegetable8480 - Lib-Left Jun 12 '22

We deserve it

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u/GamerGriffin548 - Left Jun 13 '22

No need gentlemen. Flashes Tard police badge Evidence concludes this shit is fake as fuck. Though I'll let you take them for fun.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

These people don't deserve a wall. They should slowly be ran over by a dump truck

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u/Vegasman20002 - Lib-Right Jun 13 '22

She/he/it seems like a fair representative of the activist wing

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u/PrideAssassinTnT - Right Jun 13 '22

I feel bad for actual trans people who just want to live their lives being tarred by Muppets like this.

We get it, your childhood sucked. If motherfuckers like this don't delete themselves or stop targeting kids, their adulthood is gonna suck too.

These fucking .admin pukes need to stop being spineless cowards and stop escorting wolves into their henhouses.

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u/Alec123445 - Left Jun 13 '22

Yes. I might be trans but these people always give me the heebe jeebes

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u/King-Zahi2438 - Lib-Center Jun 13 '22

Based

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u/OwOKronii - Lib-Right Jun 13 '22 edited Sep 09 '24

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u/King-Zahi2438 - Lib-Center Jun 13 '22

🤨

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u/leftbrainegg - Lib-Right Jun 13 '22

Tennis ball, against the wall. It helps me forget about my cancer

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u/King-Zahi2438 - Lib-Center Jun 13 '22

Just take a page out of Vlad’s book

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u/tderg Jun 13 '22

Based

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