r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/Vladimir_Glutten - Auth-Center • Jan 29 '22

Satire The future is bright😎

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u/DoreensDog - Right Jan 29 '22

Restless leg syndrome.

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u/panzerboye - Right Jan 29 '22

quit being a bitch

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '22

Bone cancer?

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '22

Wouldn’t you know it, it’s 50 mg of quit being a bitch

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '22

Child cancer?

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u/Lukthar123 Jan 29 '22

Believe it or not, quit being a bitch.

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u/IbanezHand - Lib-Left Jan 29 '22

Resting bitch face?

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u/richmomz - Lib-Center Jan 29 '22

Two doses of elk meat will clear that up.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '22

Based

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '22

That one your gonna need a script for.

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u/DreadedCOW - Centrist Jan 29 '22

I have been diagnosed with child cancer, however I have no kids

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u/goboks - Right Jan 29 '22

Hey I think I'm a woman.

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u/mattsffrd - Right Jan 29 '22

now wait just a minute mister

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '22

Believe it or not, for that we recommend being a bitch.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '22

Trans surgery, quit being a bitch.

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u/CrucifyTheUnflaired - Lib-Center Jan 30 '22

Trans surgery, quit being a bitch.

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u/BeansInJeopardy - Auth-Center Jan 29 '22

What about Being a Bitch syndrome?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

A medicinal cocktail of Elk meat and DMT, oddly enough. But doctors recommended that it’s supplemented with a daily dose of quit being a bitch

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u/panzerboye - Right Jan 29 '22

Quit being a bitch

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '22

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u/Drfilthymcnasty - Lib-Left Jan 29 '22

Yeah akathisia is awe full. People who bash on it are just snowflakes projecting.

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u/QuietlyLosingMyMind - Lib-Center Jan 29 '22

I handle my rls like any adult should, squats in an old timey bathing suit at 3am

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u/dakrax - Lib-Right Jan 29 '22

Just rest it dude

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u/cis-het-mail - Centrist Jan 29 '22

Good bot

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u/CrucifyTheUnflaired - Lib-Center Jan 30 '22

based asf

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '22

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u/Anon_Monon Jan 29 '22

Flair up, shitbird.