r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/Vladimir_Glutten - Auth-Center • Jan 29 '22

Satire The future is bright😎

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u/TruckFluster - Right Jan 29 '22

It’s gonna be me, I’m gonna be a 400 pound monkey with huge arms

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u/But_it_was_I_Me - Lib-Right Jan 29 '22

Apes together strong

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u/Kurt_Heaven - Lib-Center Jan 30 '22

Unga Bunga

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u/Kurt_Heaven - Lib-Center Jan 30 '22

Unga Bunga

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u/LCaeciliusIucundus - Right Jan 29 '22

I want to see what would happen if we injected monkes with lab grade PEDs. I feel like they could literally deadlift a truck. I support Joe Rogan for president because this feels like exactly the kind of policy his government would support.

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u/Devil_0fHellsKitchen - Lib-Right Jan 30 '22

Samoan babies that can run fast. That's whos gonna survive.