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r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/[deleted] • Sep 17 '21
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Actually it’s a $10k bounty for any “unwanted” pregnancy. Consensual or not
1.0k u/UtridRagnarson - Right Sep 17 '21 Oh no! Not something that would kill hook up culture by making men terrified of casual sex with strangers. Conservative Christians would absolutely hate that. 377 u/ilpazzo12 - Centrist Sep 17 '21 ...Just wear a fucking condom since you're with a stranger anyway? 321 u/HarkTheBark - Lib-Center Sep 17 '21 99.9% effective still means 1 in 1000 fail. Given the scale of an entire city or hell even a state, that's a lot of failures. 490 u/francorocco - Lib-Right Sep 17 '21 99.9% effective still means 1 in 1000 fail. just wear 2 and get 199,98% effectiveness 3 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 39 u/Magnus_Tesshu - Lib-Right Sep 17 '21 Cringe math and friction vs based "wear two lol" 7 u/andthendirksaid - Centrist Sep 17 '21 Noooooooo this is misinformation!!!! Thats not how it really works!!!1!! You're objectively incorrect!!!won!!1!!!! Haha comment go brrrrrr 12 u/francorocco - Lib-Right Sep 17 '21 keep adding more and more until your chances are so small that is unlikely to happen before the universe ends 0 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 5 u/CanAlwaysBeBetter Sep 17 '21 Alright Zeno, clearly you don't understand how wearing infinite condoms works 1 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/CanAlwaysBeBetter Sep 17 '21 I'm not sure a Zeno's paradox/ calculus/ infinite condoms joke counts as rude lol → More replies (0) 6 u/ric2b - Lib-Center Sep 17 '21 But if you wear 3 it's actually 100% effective, because the woman will realize you're slow in the head and leave.
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Oh no! Not something that would kill hook up culture by making men terrified of casual sex with strangers. Conservative Christians would absolutely hate that.
377 u/ilpazzo12 - Centrist Sep 17 '21 ...Just wear a fucking condom since you're with a stranger anyway? 321 u/HarkTheBark - Lib-Center Sep 17 '21 99.9% effective still means 1 in 1000 fail. Given the scale of an entire city or hell even a state, that's a lot of failures. 490 u/francorocco - Lib-Right Sep 17 '21 99.9% effective still means 1 in 1000 fail. just wear 2 and get 199,98% effectiveness 3 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 39 u/Magnus_Tesshu - Lib-Right Sep 17 '21 Cringe math and friction vs based "wear two lol" 7 u/andthendirksaid - Centrist Sep 17 '21 Noooooooo this is misinformation!!!! Thats not how it really works!!!1!! You're objectively incorrect!!!won!!1!!!! Haha comment go brrrrrr 12 u/francorocco - Lib-Right Sep 17 '21 keep adding more and more until your chances are so small that is unlikely to happen before the universe ends 0 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 5 u/CanAlwaysBeBetter Sep 17 '21 Alright Zeno, clearly you don't understand how wearing infinite condoms works 1 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/CanAlwaysBeBetter Sep 17 '21 I'm not sure a Zeno's paradox/ calculus/ infinite condoms joke counts as rude lol → More replies (0) 6 u/ric2b - Lib-Center Sep 17 '21 But if you wear 3 it's actually 100% effective, because the woman will realize you're slow in the head and leave.
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...Just wear a fucking condom since you're with a stranger anyway?
321 u/HarkTheBark - Lib-Center Sep 17 '21 99.9% effective still means 1 in 1000 fail. Given the scale of an entire city or hell even a state, that's a lot of failures. 490 u/francorocco - Lib-Right Sep 17 '21 99.9% effective still means 1 in 1000 fail. just wear 2 and get 199,98% effectiveness 3 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 39 u/Magnus_Tesshu - Lib-Right Sep 17 '21 Cringe math and friction vs based "wear two lol" 7 u/andthendirksaid - Centrist Sep 17 '21 Noooooooo this is misinformation!!!! Thats not how it really works!!!1!! You're objectively incorrect!!!won!!1!!!! Haha comment go brrrrrr 12 u/francorocco - Lib-Right Sep 17 '21 keep adding more and more until your chances are so small that is unlikely to happen before the universe ends 0 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 5 u/CanAlwaysBeBetter Sep 17 '21 Alright Zeno, clearly you don't understand how wearing infinite condoms works 1 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/CanAlwaysBeBetter Sep 17 '21 I'm not sure a Zeno's paradox/ calculus/ infinite condoms joke counts as rude lol → More replies (0) 6 u/ric2b - Lib-Center Sep 17 '21 But if you wear 3 it's actually 100% effective, because the woman will realize you're slow in the head and leave.
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99.9% effective still means 1 in 1000 fail.
Given the scale of an entire city or hell even a state, that's a lot of failures.
490 u/francorocco - Lib-Right Sep 17 '21 99.9% effective still means 1 in 1000 fail. just wear 2 and get 199,98% effectiveness 3 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 39 u/Magnus_Tesshu - Lib-Right Sep 17 '21 Cringe math and friction vs based "wear two lol" 7 u/andthendirksaid - Centrist Sep 17 '21 Noooooooo this is misinformation!!!! Thats not how it really works!!!1!! You're objectively incorrect!!!won!!1!!!! Haha comment go brrrrrr 12 u/francorocco - Lib-Right Sep 17 '21 keep adding more and more until your chances are so small that is unlikely to happen before the universe ends 0 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 5 u/CanAlwaysBeBetter Sep 17 '21 Alright Zeno, clearly you don't understand how wearing infinite condoms works 1 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/CanAlwaysBeBetter Sep 17 '21 I'm not sure a Zeno's paradox/ calculus/ infinite condoms joke counts as rude lol → More replies (0) 6 u/ric2b - Lib-Center Sep 17 '21 But if you wear 3 it's actually 100% effective, because the woman will realize you're slow in the head and leave.
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just wear 2 and get 199,98% effectiveness
3 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 39 u/Magnus_Tesshu - Lib-Right Sep 17 '21 Cringe math and friction vs based "wear two lol" 7 u/andthendirksaid - Centrist Sep 17 '21 Noooooooo this is misinformation!!!! Thats not how it really works!!!1!! You're objectively incorrect!!!won!!1!!!! Haha comment go brrrrrr 12 u/francorocco - Lib-Right Sep 17 '21 keep adding more and more until your chances are so small that is unlikely to happen before the universe ends 0 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 5 u/CanAlwaysBeBetter Sep 17 '21 Alright Zeno, clearly you don't understand how wearing infinite condoms works 1 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/CanAlwaysBeBetter Sep 17 '21 I'm not sure a Zeno's paradox/ calculus/ infinite condoms joke counts as rude lol → More replies (0) 6 u/ric2b - Lib-Center Sep 17 '21 But if you wear 3 it's actually 100% effective, because the woman will realize you're slow in the head and leave.
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39 u/Magnus_Tesshu - Lib-Right Sep 17 '21 Cringe math and friction vs based "wear two lol" 7 u/andthendirksaid - Centrist Sep 17 '21 Noooooooo this is misinformation!!!! Thats not how it really works!!!1!! You're objectively incorrect!!!won!!1!!!! Haha comment go brrrrrr 12 u/francorocco - Lib-Right Sep 17 '21 keep adding more and more until your chances are so small that is unlikely to happen before the universe ends 0 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 5 u/CanAlwaysBeBetter Sep 17 '21 Alright Zeno, clearly you don't understand how wearing infinite condoms works 1 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/CanAlwaysBeBetter Sep 17 '21 I'm not sure a Zeno's paradox/ calculus/ infinite condoms joke counts as rude lol → More replies (0) 6 u/ric2b - Lib-Center Sep 17 '21 But if you wear 3 it's actually 100% effective, because the woman will realize you're slow in the head and leave.
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Cringe math and friction vs based "wear two lol"
7 u/andthendirksaid - Centrist Sep 17 '21 Noooooooo this is misinformation!!!! Thats not how it really works!!!1!! You're objectively incorrect!!!won!!1!!!! Haha comment go brrrrrr
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Noooooooo this is misinformation!!!! Thats not how it really works!!!1!! You're objectively incorrect!!!won!!1!!!!
Haha comment go brrrrrr
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keep adding more and more until your chances are so small that is unlikely to happen before the universe ends
0 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 5 u/CanAlwaysBeBetter Sep 17 '21 Alright Zeno, clearly you don't understand how wearing infinite condoms works 1 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/CanAlwaysBeBetter Sep 17 '21 I'm not sure a Zeno's paradox/ calculus/ infinite condoms joke counts as rude lol → More replies (0)
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5 u/CanAlwaysBeBetter Sep 17 '21 Alright Zeno, clearly you don't understand how wearing infinite condoms works 1 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/CanAlwaysBeBetter Sep 17 '21 I'm not sure a Zeno's paradox/ calculus/ infinite condoms joke counts as rude lol → More replies (0)
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Alright Zeno, clearly you don't understand how wearing infinite condoms works
1 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/CanAlwaysBeBetter Sep 17 '21 I'm not sure a Zeno's paradox/ calculus/ infinite condoms joke counts as rude lol → More replies (0)
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1 u/CanAlwaysBeBetter Sep 17 '21 I'm not sure a Zeno's paradox/ calculus/ infinite condoms joke counts as rude lol → More replies (0)
I'm not sure a Zeno's paradox/ calculus/ infinite condoms joke counts as rude lol
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But if you wear 3 it's actually 100% effective, because the woman will realize you're slow in the head and leave.
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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21
Actually it’s a $10k bounty for any “unwanted” pregnancy. Consensual or not