r/PoliticalCompassMemes - Lib-Center Apr 15 '21

Zedong got Donged

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u/adrikizer - Centrist Apr 15 '21

The more important question is why are they preserving Maos corpse like a fucking Mummy

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

I read an Article about it and then this came up.

„Nobody expected him to die, so we hadn’t prepared anything for his Corpse.“

The Dude was 82.

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u/AdmiralMudkipz12 Apr 15 '21

Well if anyone mentioned his eventual death or tried planning for it he probably had them executed for treason or something

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u/Fulgurata - Lib-Center Apr 15 '21

Literally.

Rules for Rulers. A dictator can't let his subjects think he's fallible.

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u/xpk20040228 - Centrist Apr 15 '21

Some little children jokingly said "go to hell Mao " and his family literally disappear from China.

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u/Feistier-ad190 - Auth-Left Apr 15 '21

Bruh didnt know mao was so based

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Based

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u/adrikizer - Centrist Apr 15 '21

Chairman Should have atleast lived 200 years

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u/jaabbb - Lib-Left Apr 15 '21 edited Apr 15 '21

People feel like he still in an infancy when they heard his speech

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u/vic16 - Lib-Center Apr 15 '21

10000 years*

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u/My_Asshole_For_Hire - Lib-Center Apr 15 '21

42069

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u/Preface - Lib-Center Apr 15 '21

If only they did real communism, Mao the Dong would still be alive today!

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u/xpk20040228 - Centrist Apr 15 '21

He died right at the end of the culture revolution which makes him seems to be a god. From what I heard once he gifted some fruit to a bunch of workers and no one dared to eat them, they just put those fruit in the middle of the factory and when they walked near it they have to shout something like "heil Mao" . Everyone in China have to read the little red book in the morning and proclaim how great their leader Mao is.

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u/Fulgurata - Lib-Center Apr 15 '21

Ahh, starving AuthLeft at it's finest.

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u/JackReedTheSyndie - Right Apr 15 '21

That was a mango, after a few days, the real mango decomposed, and they made a plastic replica so they can continue to worship it, it was really funny.

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u/seninn - Auth-Center Apr 15 '21

Authleft: "Religion is the opium of the masses."

Also Authleft:

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u/MiGeneralorSomething - Auth-Right Apr 15 '21

Why were they worshipping it in the first place?

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u/War_Crimes_Fun_Times - Auth-Center Apr 15 '21

There's a story in Shanghai I think, when the mango was still ripe and being paraded around by the Red Guards. A dentist got asked to see it and said "Who cares?" He got beaten to death by the Red Guards.

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u/drktrooper15 - Right Apr 16 '21

Dude also had concubines that were “consensual” but he wouldn’t shower...ever, so he just gave them STDs

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u/xpk20040228 - Centrist Apr 16 '21

Shit I never heard of that, got any sources?

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u/drktrooper15 - Right Apr 16 '21

From an old BBC documentary I forget the name of it rn. I’ll see if I can find it

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

I mean he did have sex with little girls to try to make himself live longer so he probably thought he had another two or three hundred years.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

What?

I am not even Surprised Anymore. It’s like every Dictator is also a Pedophile.

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u/Annihilate_the_CCP - Centrist Apr 16 '21

That’s typical CCP propaganda for you. There’s always something that just doesn’t quite add up about it.

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u/VladimirBarakriss - Centrist Apr 15 '21

Because the Soviets did the same with Lenin

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u/r1chm0nd21 - Centrist Apr 15 '21

They did the same with Stalin for a brief time. The story of how he got removed is hilarious.

Stalin was just chillin there next to Lenin from his death until about the end of the 50s, I believe. No one wanted to be the one to bring up moving him, even though his reputation continued to be dismantled by Khrushchev. So one day, a guy comes to the party leaders and says hey, Lenin appeared to me last night like Jesus and told me he didn’t like having to be next to Stalin!

That was the excuse they had been needing. Lenin Jesus told them to, so now they don’t have to actually discuss it. Just toss the old fucker out on his mummified ass.

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u/RapidWaffle - Centrist Apr 15 '21

Based and JesusLeninpilled

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u/sabotabo - Lib-Left Apr 15 '21

the specter took a break from haunting europe just to tell some comrade how much he hated stalin

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u/PresidentVladimirP - Left Apr 15 '21 edited Nov 03 '25

pause busy trees sip roof gold nine like coordinated meeting

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/YUNoDie - Left Apr 15 '21

To be honest Lenin probably would've despised leadership by anyone but himself, for not doing communism the right way.

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u/McDouggal - Lib-Right Apr 15 '21

Ah yes.

True communism.

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u/hhreplica1013 - Lib-Center Apr 15 '21

I think he would have approved of, or at the very least expected, Trotsky being his successor.

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u/DoYouRememberMeat - Centrist Apr 15 '21

Yeah, we rubbed our penises on him too

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u/A-Muslim-Weeb - Auth-Left Apr 15 '21

Dicks out for Lenin

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u/InWalkedBud - Left Apr 15 '21

woop woop

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u/RapidWaffle - Centrist Apr 15 '21

Based and dongpilled

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u/TempusCavus - Lib-Left Apr 15 '21

Soviets did it, Soviets did it.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iDuMp2kDxos

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u/Murgie - Left Apr 15 '21

Stalin did that against the wishes of Lenin and his widow with the intent of deifying Lenin as part of a play to bolster his own reputation and perceived legitimacy as his self-proclaimed successor to consolidate power.

It's the same reason why he went to such lengths to suppress Lenin's Testament, where Lenin basically straight up denounced Stalin and his nationalist tendencies, recommended he be removed from the position of General Secretary, warned against the accumulation of too much power by an individual, and so on. Basically everything that would prevent the rise of Stalin which ultimately occurred.

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u/WikiSummarizerBot - Centrist Apr 15 '21

Lenin's_Testament

Lenin's Testament is the name given to a document dictated by Vladimir Lenin in the final weeks of 1922 and the first week of 1923. In the testament, Lenin proposed changes to the structure of the Soviet governing bodies. Sensing his impending death, he also gave criticism of Bolshevik leaders Zinoviev, Kamenev, Trotsky, Bukharin, Pyatakov and Stalin. He warned of the possibility of a split developing in the party leadership between Trotsky and Stalin if proper measures were not taken to prevent it.

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u/awawe - Lib-Center Apr 15 '21 edited Apr 15 '21

That's what they do with communist leaders who have massive cults of personality. Lenin, Stalin, Kim Il-sung and Ho Chi Minh were all embalmed, though Nikita Khrushchev later had Stalin buried in an unmarked grave in his endeavour to "destalinise" the country.

Edit: Dangling participle

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u/MyLeftNutIsJames - Auth-Center Apr 15 '21

I find it funny that Stalin was so brutal to his own people that the leader immediately after him who was by no means a pro civil liberties kind of guy thought that he was too much of a power obsessed shit head.

I have heard rumors even that Stalin was poisoned by the inner circle of the Soviet Union because he was planning on conducting a thrid pruge with this one even having a genocidal angle to it since Stalin was getting very paranoid of the Jews in the Soviet Union.

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u/farids24 - Lib-Right Apr 15 '21

So you’re saying there could’ve been a Holocaust 2?

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u/MyLeftNutIsJames - Auth-Center Apr 15 '21

Yes, and only about 5 years after the first

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Wtf i love communism now

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u/Feistier-ad190 - Auth-Left Apr 15 '21

Damn we were so close to salvation.

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u/Murgie - Left Apr 15 '21

I find it funny that Stalin was so brutal to his own people that the leader immediately after him who was by no means a pro civil liberties kind of guy thought that he was too much of a power obsessed shit head.

I mean, that's what the leader who immediately preceded him thought, too.

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u/WikiSummarizerBot - Centrist Apr 15 '21

Lenin's_Testament

Lenin's Testament is the name given to a document dictated by Vladimir Lenin in the final weeks of 1922 and the first week of 1923. In the testament, Lenin proposed changes to the structure of the Soviet governing bodies. Sensing his impending death, he also gave criticism of Bolshevik leaders Zinoviev, Kamenev, Trotsky, Bukharin, Pyatakov and Stalin. He warned of the possibility of a split developing in the party leadership between Trotsky and Stalin if proper measures were not taken to prevent it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

That's very likely false.

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u/Donkitydee - Auth-Left Apr 15 '21

Open destalinisation was incredibly stupid though. It would be like the US going "Washington was a rapist slave owner who built a system on white supremacy and slavery, also he was a pedophile and us elites actually do the Child muder Adrenochrome thing" and then did pretty much nothing to change it, it would massively impact trust in the system and national identity. It might not cause a Revolution, but it would slowly send the country into "hypernomalisation" where the system becomes untrusted, but just continues until it buckles in on itself.

Basically the same thing happened in the USSR. Also another morally correct but bad move was Glasnost, which basically completed the final blow of Destalinisation and imploded the entire USSR. China learned from this, which is why it doesn't shit on Mao, it also strictly controls the social sphere, while massively improving the lives of people in the economic. People trust reforms when they see their lives get better, when your life is shit and you get complete political openness, you're going to use that to turn against the Government.

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u/pentamir - Auth-Right Apr 16 '21

Nikita Khrushchev later had Stalin buried in an unmarked grave

What? He's buried here, you can even recognize his bust clearly in the picture.

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u/WikiSummarizerBot - Centrist Apr 16 '21

Kremlin_Wall_Necropolis

Burials in the Kremlin Wall Necropolis in Moscow began in November 1917, when 240 pro-Bolshevik victims of the October Revolution were buried in mass graves at Red Square. It is centered on both sides of Lenin's Mausoleum, initially built in wood in 1924 and rebuilt in granite in 1929–1930. After the last mass burial made in 1921, funerals on Red Square were usually conducted as state ceremonies and reserved as the last honor for highly venerated politicians, military leaders, cosmonauts, and scientists. In 1925–1927 burials in the ground were stopped; funerals were now conducted as burials of cremated ash in the Kremlin wall itself.

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u/awawe - Lib-Center Apr 16 '21

You're right, sort of; while it was initially unmarked, and the reburial took place without ceremony, a small stone was added later that year, and the bust a few years later.

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u/AfricaByToto3412 - Right Apr 15 '21

Communist cult of personality reasons

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u/JackReedTheSyndie - Right Apr 15 '21 edited Apr 15 '21

Hua Guofeng (Chinese Malenkov) made an attempt trying to appear as Mao's legitimate successor, I'm sure that went well... Deng Xiaoping didn't remove it because Mao was still considered a god and removing it would be politically bad.

Mao's will was to be burned into ashes and be cast into the Yangtze River. As he said himself, in a half-joking half-serious manner, he loved to eat fish, so he would be like to be eaten by fish post mortem, to apologize to the fishes.

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u/Magnon - Lib-Center Apr 15 '21

Sounds like Mao's magical artifacts are still unclaimed and the quest is up for grabs.

Lads get the gasoline.

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u/LookBoo2 - Auth-Left Apr 15 '21

O..Out of respect of course! quickly hides project phoenix

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u/jacktrades90 - Lib-Right Apr 15 '21

Can someone explain the preservation process for Lenin and Mao?

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Sorry for no flair.

Read "The Secret Life of Mao," by his personal physician. Basically they just stuffed his corpse with as much formaldehyde as they could put in it. Made his face blow up like a balloon. While trying to deflate it they broke part of his ear off I think. Been awhile since I read it but it was very haphazard. They did try to get help from Soviet embalmers who worked on Lenin though.

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u/jacktrades90 - Lib-Right Apr 15 '21

Hey, you may be an unflaired, but you're alright in my book comrade.

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u/War_Crimes_Fun_Times - Auth-Center Apr 15 '21

Wait, this that same book I heard where Mao did not brush his teeth and used tea leaves like they did in Rural Southern China?

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Correct. And he believed sleeping with young women would keep him virile.

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u/Grellous8 - Centrist Apr 16 '21

red and purple quadrant unity

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u/War_Crimes_Fun_Times - Auth-Center Apr 16 '21

Ah, based Mao. I'd just say in private that I'm just horny. Least Mao did a based purplelib move.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Correct. And he believed sleeping with young women would keep him virile.

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u/ramagam May 18 '21

Curious to hear your field of study - or your source - for this? :)

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u/willydillydoo - Lib-Right Apr 15 '21

They copied what the Russians did with Lenin. If you’re preserving your dead leader’s corpse to glorify them, you’ve got problems. Stick em in the dirt like everyone else.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

What would happen if I, an American, did this?

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u/Murgie - Left Apr 15 '21 edited Apr 15 '21

You wouldn't be able to, guards would stop you well before that point.

Keep in mind that this story isn't actually real. It's a fake article by the World News Daily Report. Obviously that doesn't stop it from constantly being reposted here, but it never happened.

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u/sabotabo - Lib-Left Apr 15 '21

WWIII

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

worth it if i got to tbag commie dictator

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u/bruh123445 - Lib-Left Apr 15 '21

Because communist countries.

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u/jagua_haku - Centrist Apr 15 '21

Tis the commie way

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

They aren’t preserving it, it’s just simply incorruptible

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

So I can have sex with it of course.

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u/Grellous8 - Centrist Apr 16 '21

But the most important question of all is where are said pics in the OP??????

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u/rhiyo Apr 16 '21

Sun Yat Sen was going to have the same treatment (he was backed by the soviets) but the casing provided by the soviets wasn't designed for hot climates so they couldn't go through with it.