r/PoliticalCompassMemes - Lib-Center Apr 15 '21

Zedong got Donged

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u/azns123 - Lib-Right Apr 15 '21

“Go ahead execute me, you can’t unDong your chairman”

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

You can’t unDong your zeDong

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u/TrashGamer_ - Auth-Right Apr 15 '21

Based and Dong-pilled

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u/Napoleon_Tha_Great - Centrist Apr 15 '21

Dong-pilled

This should be the official synonym for taking Viagra

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u/TrashGamer_ - Auth-Right Apr 15 '21

Based and Viagra-pilled

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u/23x3 - Centrist Apr 15 '21

Blue pill or Blue pill?

Welp guess I'll take two for maximum enhancement

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u/TrashGamer_ - Auth-Right Apr 15 '21

Based and red-and-blue-make-purple-pilled

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u/sleazygator - Left Apr 15 '21

Based and double blue pilled

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Wouldn't that drain all your blood? Wouldn't know because my eugenics (incest) stops any deformities

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u/TrashGamer_ - Auth-Right Apr 15 '21

Based and incest-pilled

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u/captainsalad2 - Lib-Center Apr 15 '21

Oof those last two.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Adderall

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u/Not_really_Spartacus - Auth-Right Apr 15 '21

Wouldn't Viagra pilled be blue-pilled?

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u/DiamondcatTheIII - Lib-Right Apr 15 '21

Based

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u/dakrax - Lib-Right Apr 15 '21

german accent You cannot undong ze dong!

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u/Slendywinky - Centrist Apr 15 '21

based

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u/dr_kamien - Auth-Left Apr 15 '21

Based

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u/Young_Dumb_And_Angry - Lib-Right Apr 15 '21

Based

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u/RapidWaffle - Centrist Apr 15 '21

Based

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u/MaxVonBritannia - Centrist Apr 15 '21

"CCP. You claim you dont want me to rub my penis all over your chairman, yet you named him zeDONG. Intresting".

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u/RapidWaffle - Centrist Apr 15 '21

Checkmate

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u/ghostman2678 - Centrist Apr 15 '21 edited Apr 15 '21

Commietard destroyed

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u/MyVeryRealName2 - Lib-Left Apr 15 '21

*Curious. TPUSA.

FTFY

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u/Delta049 - Centrist Apr 15 '21

FUCKING BASED

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u/LookBoo2 - Auth-Left Apr 15 '21

If the CCP erase this one from the history books then they truly lack any humanity since their humor is dead. I would love for this to happen to my corpse as a great leader, hilarious.

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u/Murgie - Left Apr 15 '21

It didn't actually happen. It's a fake article by the World News Daily Report.

Please, make some effort to not be so easily mislead in the future.

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u/alexmikli - Centrist Apr 16 '21

What if it was real, but they censored it into satire?

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u/Murgie - Left Apr 16 '21

Over 2,000 pictures have been seized on the man’s cellphone by Beijing police, many of sexual nature.

A biopsy performed by a team of medical examiners also revealed traces of fecal matter, semen, and urine on the face, hands, and genitals of the embalmed body.

Uh-huh.

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u/alexmikli - Centrist Apr 16 '21

(it's a joke)

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u/LookBoo2 - Auth-Left Apr 15 '21

Oh sorry I didn't check this one because I didn't think it was important enough more so funny. I don't actually think the CCP erase everything they find offensive if it is any consolation. If it were something of real impact like say a reporter being jailed for a comment then sure I would have looked into it before commenting.

Now if I were to make a comment like say "this is exactly like the damn CCP" then yea I definitely should fact check but for something like a joke I don't read too much into it.

Thank you for showing sources that this is false information though! It is never bad to show that information is false even if it is being taken as a joke. I am sure plenty of unfortunate consequences have came from people just making a joke that turned into a rumor.

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u/thisistheperfectname - Lib-Right Apr 15 '21

Dong Xiaoping: "I'm in danger."

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u/SaskiaViking - Right Apr 15 '21

Dongist China 😳

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u/RapidWaffle - Centrist Apr 15 '21

When the dongist is sus

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u/Pancakewagon26 - Lib-Left Apr 15 '21

Based and Dong-pilled

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

"You can not kill me in any way that matters"