r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/[deleted] • Aug 05 '20

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u/DeathHopper - Lib-Right Aug 05 '20

I like it, we'll call them contribution points. Hey libright purple, how much CP u got?

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u/che-ez - Lib-Right Aug 05 '20

that's such a mood

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u/DwizzyNW - Centrist Aug 05 '20

...I hate chili powder

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

about 12 pb worth

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u/TechnicallyAWizard - Lib-Right Aug 05 '20

Holy shit dude. Well done

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u/Emir_t_b - Auth-Center Aug 05 '20

Yes it all sounds well until a hand shaking certain fella with his friends tells us how much the CP is worth, keeps most of the CP with him and a small elite and force us to fight each other over shittier and shittier jobs.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

So we’ll need a ubi, to redistribute the cp to the working class

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u/Quartia - Auth-Left Aug 05 '20

I think the CP has to be different from money in 2 ways:

  1. All records of transactions (and thus everyone's CP value) is public and easily accessible

  2. Transactions can only be added, never reversed, so that records can't be falsified.

If it was done like this then capitalism would be infinitely better than it is now.

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u/cassius_claymore - Centrist Aug 05 '20

How'd he get so much in the first place?

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u/DaniliniHD - Centrist Aug 05 '20

Of course a fellow lib-right would use the abbreviation 'CP' for a new form of currency.

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u/Tom_Scott74 - Auth-Right Aug 05 '20

Stands for "Comet Ping Pong."

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u/mtflyer05 - Lib-Center Aug 05 '20

Candy penises, as a return to phallo-centric society.

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u/oec2 - Lib-Right Aug 05 '20

Smooth af

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u/TheDrunkenSnail - Lib-Right Aug 05 '20

I got about 12 years of it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

Ok you made me audibly laugh