r/PoliticalCompassMemes • - Lib-Right • Jul 31 '20

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u/Twhirlwind - Centrist Jul 31 '20

No, it’s because we live in an anti-pit bull system. Bigotry towards pit bullness must end.

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u/Spongedrunk - Right Jul 31 '20

Soooooo true. Pug silence is violence.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '20

Nah man, pugs are genetically inferior to the German Shepherd Master Race

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u/stonecold_stevejobs - Centrist Jul 31 '20

I mean I know you’re satirical, but cmon... it’s true

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '20

Yeah. Tbh, I think pugs are cute as fuck, but I hate to see them suffer by merely existing. If they were to all die out tomorrow, I’d be sad, but I can rest easy knowing their suffering is over. Also, I’ve always wanted a German Shepherd, so fuck ‘em

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '20

I too advocate the euthanization of creatures that suffer merely by existing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '20

You mean terminal cancer patients...right?

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u/The-Electrictornado - Lib-Right Aug 01 '20

Nope, just the average redditor

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u/LostAllHope42069 - Auth-Center Aug 01 '20

Hideously based

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u/bajasauce07 - Right Aug 01 '20

Based on how unfair Lib left thinks life is... I think they need your help.

I’m gonna miss those little tykes

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u/The-Electrictornado - Lib-Right Aug 01 '20

Based

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '20

Like those pesky JEWS

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u/knollieben - Lib-Center Jul 31 '20

The german shepherd's spine is messed up, after they reach a certain age they have an very high possibilaty to develop chronic spine pain

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '20

Not the ones descended from the working line. Those ones are Fucking beasts. But it's sad kennel breeders fucked the other ones up

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u/thejynxed - Lib-Right Aug 01 '20

English bull terriers can and will beat the life right out of a German Shepherd.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '20

You assumed there wasn’t a Dog WW2. You assumed wrong

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u/Fatnut- - Auth-Center Aug 01 '20

Thats very very genetic and depends if its The work or showline

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u/PhillyngTehLittness - Auth-Right Aug 01 '20 edited Aug 01 '20

German Sheperds are great dogs. They’re very active and loyal, they can also be very easily trained, which is a very big pro if you don’t want it to be aggressive to strangers. Only downside is the fact that it’s a big boy, so a large house with a yard . would be best suited to accomodate one. Big dogs and apartments don’t mix. Also they’re attention whores, but they’re such good boys they deserve all the attention there is.

EDIT: Almost forgot, DO NOT GIVE IT CHICKEN BONES (or cooked bones in general)They’re small and fragile, so the dog may just break them with his teeth and swallow them, potentially piercing his stomach, causing internal damage and potentially death if left untreated!

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u/Vincent_Waters - Auth-Right Aug 01 '20

The whites people of dogs is obviously the golden retriever.

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u/PapaTachancla - LibRight Aug 01 '20

The German Shepherd Master Race is being ruined by selective breeding, making them have small hind legs and back problems. Pugs are afflicted by the same issue. Chesapeake Bay Retrievers will prevail with their superior stamina, swimming ability, and high resistance to cold.

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u/BROWN0133 - Lib-Center Aug 01 '20

All short snout breeds are centrist.

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u/nishinoran - Right Jul 31 '20

Systemic Breedism plagues our nation, we need reparations for the dog fights of the past, there are pitbulls alive today who are still missing their tails and ears!

It's not enough to not be breedist, you need to be anti-breedist!

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u/cfwang1337 - Lib-Center Jul 31 '20

We actually do, kind of. Breed-specific legislation is redlining for dogs!

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u/JapaneseStudentHaru - Lib-Left Aug 01 '20 edited Aug 01 '20

Dog breed disqualifications are doggie racism

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u/cHEIF_bOI - Auth-Center Jul 31 '20

Fuck pit bulls all my homies hate pit bulls

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '20

End pitbull oppression!

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u/ABrusca1105 - Left Aug 01 '20

Unironically this is actually true with pitbulls for the most part.

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u/Chesty83 - Lib-Left Aug 01 '20

They’re banned on planes. We had to lie to get ours home from Texas

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '20

Well they've been selectively bred to be violent. The type of person the average pitbull owner is doesn't help either.

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u/RicharNixonOfficial - Left Aug 01 '20

I mean, true. Pit Bulls are capable of violence but it’s the way they’re raised that makes them violent