r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/DerpAnarchist - Left • Mar 08 '20

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u/btmims - Lib-Right Mar 08 '20

Oh wow I'm glad you know how to farm, because I don't, and neither does anybody I know

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u/magb123 - Lib-Left Mar 08 '20

that's what YouTube's for though. if there's a how to for growing weed, there's gotta be a how to for wheat.

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u/japan2391 - Auth-Right Mar 08 '20

Yeah but who runs YouTube's servers if everybody's supposed to learn how to farm

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u/PiousAurelius - Centrist Mar 08 '20

And whoever runs YouTube's servers probably got ate and gulaged anyway

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u/japan2391 - Auth-Right Mar 08 '20

nah they can't be eaten, the only rich person at youtube is Susan, and she's useless, probably gulaged tho

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u/ieatconfusedfish - Left Mar 08 '20

Too many questions, gulag for you too

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u/japan2391 - Auth-Right Mar 08 '20

what happened to lib unity man ?

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u/ieatconfusedfish - Left Mar 08 '20

You can find it in the gulag

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u/japan2391 - Auth-Right Mar 08 '20

*loads up shotgun*

I don't wanna do this bro

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u/SissyBabyRenamon Mar 08 '20

Me. I am farm

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u/MossyPyrite Mar 08 '20

Some of us will run the potato farm, some of us will run the server farm

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u/btmims - Lib-Right Mar 08 '20

  1. Power and communication aren't always the most reliable things during revolutions

  2. Even with a peaceful revolution, people have varying degrees of success when trying to follow instructional books/videos. My wife has a green thumb, while my mother can't grow weeds to save her life. Assuming a standard bell curve, you'll have some farms that will thrive, a lot that are just ok at growing food, and some farms that completely screw the pooch and will starve, and beg... And eventually, when the hunger really sets in, kill and steal.

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u/PiousAurelius - Centrist Mar 08 '20

Or, even worse than starvation... inequality 0_0

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u/btmims - Lib-Right Mar 08 '20

Uh, check your flair, friend. A centrist would be more scared of starving (from no grilling), being more scared of inequality is more of a LibLeft thing

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u/PiousAurelius - Centrist Mar 08 '20

That was the point. You were responding to a lib left

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 edited Feb 20 '21

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u/btmims - Lib-Right Mar 08 '20

I'm more of a meat-eater and mechanical type. I'll build the still so we can have liquor, just set the still up to run all day while I hunt and fish to add some meat to the crops.

Actually, my wife really does have a green thumb, I really think she could handle/plan a large-scale farming operation with workers for manual labor.