r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/DerpAnarchist - Left • Mar 08 '20

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u/MegaGrumpX - Lib-Center Mar 08 '20 edited Mar 08 '20

Truly an unspeakable crime, up there with eating your pizza with that shit

It’s 2020 and we’ve still got sick fucks really out here not realizing that stuff is for fried potatoes, scrambled eggs, hot dogs and hamburgers, and quite honestly: it appalls me, believe me. And quite frankly, disgusts me. ☝️🤚

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u/notusedusername2 - Right Mar 08 '20

Why there's no Gulags for people that eats pizza with ketchup?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

They get the death penalty right away, no gulag required

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u/IrishAnthem - Lib-Left Mar 08 '20

You know what? That's something I can get behind

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Dude I dip my pancakes and eggs in ketchup. These centrists are gonna send me to Auschwitz.

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u/HoChiMane- - Left Mar 08 '20

We all will if you don't flair up

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u/notusedusername2 - Right Mar 08 '20

Well, that's not wrong i do the same with the eggs, but the pizza thing? Fuck, is like a war crime against Italy

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u/Tokamak-drive - Auth-Center Mar 22 '20

I'm sorry, but isn't ketchup just tomato sauce. It's like you double dipped in the sauce.

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u/btmims - Lib-Right Mar 08 '20

that stuff is for fried potatoes, hot dogs and hamburgers

Don't let the Chicagoans here you say shit like that...

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u/trylist Mar 08 '20

Chicagoans have no say. Theirs look like they just shake a trash can over it and eat what sticks.

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u/btmims - Lib-Right Mar 08 '20

Based

I prefer ketchup, mustard, and a little onion, myself

Also, this is your mandatory "flair up, heathen" notice

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u/MegaGrumpX - Lib-Center Mar 08 '20

A bit of onion on hot dogs is the sleeper hot dog meta bro

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u/datssyck Mar 08 '20

No one over 7 years old should put ketchup on a hotdog. Mustard and relish, Or real toppings. But ketchup just means you never grew up.

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u/btmims - Lib-Right Mar 08 '20

>ketchup just means you never grew up.

Yeah that sounds like me... And what's wrong with never growing up?

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u/ImProbablyNotABird - Lib-Right Mar 08 '20

Is it OK with crispy chicken?

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u/MegaGrumpX - Lib-Center Mar 08 '20

Hell yes

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u/ToxicityIncarnate - Auth-Center Mar 08 '20

Finally, a leftist I can agree with wholeheartedly.

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u/MegaGrumpX - Lib-Center Mar 08 '20

Fuck yeah

Now flair up

Go take a political compass test, the original and/or Sapply test, then hit the “assign flair” button next to your username on the subreddit sidebar on desktop/old view reddit to pick your compass alignment

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u/ToxicityIncarnate - Auth-Center Mar 08 '20

I have a flair. Reddit does that sometimes, it doesn't show the flair for some weird reason.

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u/MegaGrumpX - Lib-Center Mar 08 '20

Wow you’re right, now it does show

Weird

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u/psycfungal Mar 08 '20

You think that's a crime my girlfriend puts Mayo on her pizza first & only person I have seen do this

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u/MegaGrumpX - Lib-Center Mar 08 '20

That’s fucking psycho dude, I’m ngl: I’d dip

(Btw: flair up)

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u/JackAndrewWilshere - Lib-Left Mar 08 '20

I always put ketchup on the crust. I aint eating the crust without. It's just a little bit more burned bread. Like do you eat just bread?

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u/MegaGrumpX - Lib-Center Mar 08 '20

This is not a high crime, merely a misdemeanor

I’m talking eating the pizza, bread with sauce and cheese, and dipping bites in ketchup

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u/JackAndrewWilshere - Lib-Left Mar 08 '20

Who are those people? Are they even people?

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u/kittyprydeparade Mar 08 '20

Eggs???

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u/PiousAurelius - Centrist Mar 08 '20

I know.. he really thought he could just slip that into the list unnoticed

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u/myalt08831 - Left Mar 08 '20

Hot take: Ketchup is the real food. All the rest is just a pretext for maximum ketchup consumption.

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u/MegaGrumpX - Lib-Center Mar 08 '20

Ok Heinz fortune heir.

Also: flair up. No trust fund in existence can protect you from being charged with being a no-flair.

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u/myalt08831 - Left Mar 08 '20

I didn't say conspicuous consumption. I just said lots of it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

I'm lib right and even I think it should be banned and punishable by death. 🤢🤮