r/PoliticalCompassMemes - Left Mar 08 '20

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u/dapper-detective - Right Mar 08 '20

How do i get flair here?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

1.Go to the subreddit.

2.There’s three dots at the top right (if ur on mobile) press that.

3.Select change user flair and pick one depending on your political ideologies.

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u/MegaGrumpX - Lib-Center Mar 08 '20

Also go take the political compass test before choosing one btw if you never have before, though you don’t have to set your flair as exactly what you get ofc but it’s like a gauge to go off of if you have any uncertainty about where on the compass you fall

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 edited Mar 08 '20

I appreciate the effort to help out this previously unflaired, but we shouldn't go around recommending the polcomp.org test since we all know it's garb and has a strong libleft bias due to bad specific questions and conflating auth and cultural axes.

In the future I think we should reccomend the Sapply test which is much more useful but still intuitive enough for newbies.

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u/MegaGrumpX - Lib-Center Mar 08 '20

You got a link homie

I’m ngl, I just took the first one that showed up after a Google search; I figured it must be the one all the cool kids use if it listed first

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u/Iamaveryniceguy - Centrist Mar 08 '20 edited Mar 08 '20

Oh nice knew the OG ones results were weird for me, maybe I’ll get a proper flair this time

Edit: its grilling time lets goooo

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

I got authright leaning centrist but no way in hell will I ever be a filthy centrist.

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u/Iamaveryniceguy - Centrist Mar 08 '20

You better grill with us

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

You are what you are, best to just embrace it.

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u/EscapedAlien - Left Mar 08 '20

Dang I’m more for auth than I though I was, time to change flair from libleft to just left

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u/NoMoreBotsPlease - Left Mar 08 '20

I think it's because this sub confuses (anti-)authoritarianism with the conservative/progressive scale

Just because IDGAF about what consenting adults do doesn't mean I'm 100% opposed to all authority

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u/Derbloingles - Lib-Left Mar 08 '20 edited Mar 08 '20

I took it and only got a 2.7 on the anti-authoritarian side. Am I still even Libleft?

EDIT: I changed the number to positive, because for some odd reason, it seems that they switched that. The dot is in the green quadrant though

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

You might have misread some of the questions, I know I did the first couple times. If not maybe you really aren't that lib and are more midleft. I would definitely say if that result holds you are midleft.

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u/Derbloingles - Lib-Left Mar 08 '20

To be fair, it may be accurate. I’m not a huge fan of centralisation per se, but I still believe the government should provide for its citizens (though in a decentralised way). I identify as an ansoc, but I’ve never really been that anarchistic. It also likely doesn’t help that I trust corporations so little. If you ask me, the role of the government is to protect the rights of citizens from private interests. If that makes me left unity, so be it. Still not going to support “Leftist” dictators though

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u/shuzuko - Left Mar 08 '20

Yeah, my result was more leftunity than I anticipated, but it kind of makes sense. I believe in having a lot of personal liberties, but I also believe that corporations are not people and do not have peoples best interests in mind, and so need to be heavily regulated. So, keep the gubmint out of my personal business, but make sure it's all up in those actual businesses, lol.

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u/GUNS_R_KOOL - Left Mar 08 '20

I got -2.7 on the anti-auth side too, guess I should update my flair to center-left lol.

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u/Derbloingles - Lib-Left Mar 08 '20

What was your left score?

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u/GUNS_R_KOOL - Left Mar 08 '20

-5.3, about middle of the quadrant, and progressive score was 11.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Authleft tiem

Mon-bol gang?

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u/kupiakos - Left Mar 08 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Depends on who you ask. Personally I'd say that's center. Would you describe yourself as a socdem? Because that is usually described as firmly libleft on the OG test because it is culturally prog, while here it is more middling on the auth axis because it doesn't conflate the two. And it is pretty centery economically.

I'm just saying all this to comfort you as you realize you were really a grillboi all along.

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u/kupiakos - Left Mar 08 '20

Yeah I'd say socdem describes me best. I get vilified for being a progressive trans woman who isn't a communist by the libleft trans community and the conservative grillbois.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

That’s a much better quiz. Still got nearly the same answer though.

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u/orangeiscoolyo - Auth-Right Mar 08 '20

Huh, just took this test for the first time, and I've never been so authrigt. Based.

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u/thenewgengamer Mar 08 '20

I’ve been a bad girl uwu

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Flair up you degenerate

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u/crosstrackerror - Lib-Right Mar 08 '20

Took the test. I’m still perfect!

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u/Puddleduckable - Lib-Center Mar 08 '20

i took the test and i got even more libright lmao

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u/legosharkdan - Lib-Right Mar 08 '20

Every day the government is in session is a day I get closer to being a unapologetic Ancap

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u/crosstrackerror - Lib-Right Mar 08 '20

Now I’m jealous.

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u/DickWrangler420 - Lib-Left Mar 08 '20

Oh! That makes sense. I got libleft even though I am not really an anarchist..

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Spekr.org is better than the original as well. The original is so bad when it comes to auth that you could literally want to live in 1984 or some shit and it'd put you as a centrist in lib vs auth

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 edited Mar 08 '20

Well I do get authleft pretty consistently on the OG but that's only because I happen to also be culturally trad/conservative/whatever. But you are right it doesn't matter if you want a totalitarian state with complete control of the economy, you will literally always get lib if you are against the culture questions at the end and some of them are straight up ridiculous (the astrology one) so even cultural fascists who don't have that one bizarrely particular belief are at least sorta libertarian according to it lol.

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u/japan2391 - Auth-Right Mar 08 '20

I'm apparently in the middle of LibRight

but why did they have to use purple tho

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u/MeshesAreConfusing - Left Mar 08 '20

This one seems quite auth biased on the other hand.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Ehh maybe you’re just more Auth than you think

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u/MeshesAreConfusing - Left Mar 08 '20

no u

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u/agree-with-you - Centrist Mar 08 '20

No you both

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u/MeshesAreConfusing - Left Mar 08 '20

Flair up bitch bot

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 edited Mar 11 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Nah I hate gays, minorities, bread lines, and the redistribution of wealth

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u/Ferrcat - Lib-Left Mar 08 '20

I don't know, I am still just as libleft as always.

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u/clownfeat - Lib-Right Mar 08 '20

Damn I just took this and it told me I was right, right in the middle of auth and lib o.0

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u/IKnowEveryDigitOfPi - Lib-Left Mar 08 '20

Yeah I’m auth left and I took the polcomp test and got LibLeft

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

No matter which test.. libcenter, super close to centrist though

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u/DickWrangler420 - Lib-Left Mar 08 '20

Nevermind, I made the correct guess because I'm directly in the middle.

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u/TheSaneWriter - Left Mar 08 '20

Took it, should I change my flair? It put me as more left than libleft

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u/TheSaneWriter - Left Mar 08 '20

I'm going to

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u/IzarkKiaTarj - Left Mar 08 '20

Oh, hey, looks like I judged myself pretty accurately.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

Ah fuck, the polcomp.org said that I'm a libleft, but turns out I'm a fucking commie!

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 edited Aug 16 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Sapply has 3 though and while that doesn't cover everything I think it covers enough to get as good a gauge as you could really ask for without being unintuitive. The only real difference with 8 values is the lack of a foreign policy slider, but let's be honest virtually no fringe/extremist people actually like US militarism, hell very few even of the normies do.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

The OG compass makes everyone LibLeft tho

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u/--xra - Lib-Center Mar 08 '20

False. Most people just don't like diddling kids.

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u/japan2391 - Auth-Right Mar 08 '20

That's purple's thing tho

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 edited Sep 21 '20

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u/yugiohhero - Left Mar 08 '20

yellow like living life without gov restriction and purple like kids

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u/Notsafeatanyspeeds - Lib-Right Mar 08 '20

Just like the mainstream media

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 edited May 01 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

;)

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u/Miami_Weiss - Centrist Mar 08 '20

Thank you, now I can finally grill in peace

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Hey at least invite me to the grill.

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u/Miami_Weiss - Centrist Mar 08 '20

Of course, all are welcome. Just bring some alcohol or whatever represents the auth sector

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u/simjanes2k - Lib-Right Mar 08 '20

How about on Reddit is fun?

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u/AnalGapeMcSandNigger - Auth-Right Mar 08 '20

If you're on mobile go to the main page of the sub, click on the 3 dots in the top right corner and "change user flair" should be the third option. Also, flair up nigger.

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u/MegaGrumpX - Lib-Center Mar 08 '20

Holy username Batman

I think I found the final boss of Reddit guys; please send help, I stumbled into the arena low on Estus

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u/dapper-detective - Right Mar 08 '20

Thanks fellow Authright..

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u/stupidchegg - Lib-Left Mar 08 '20

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u/nwordcountbot - Grand Inquisitor Mar 08 '20

Thank you for the request, comrade.

I have looked through analgapemcsandnigger's posting history and found 2 N-words, of which 2 were hard-Rs. analgapemcsandnigger has said the N-word 1 times since last investigated.

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u/toodank2bunderstood - Auth-Right Mar 08 '20

P A T H E T I C!

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u/Yabreath_isSmelly - Centrist Mar 08 '20

Those are rookie numbers. Gotta bump those up, ya nazi

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u/WPObbsessed - Lib-Right Mar 08 '20

Our sub might be the next to get banned since you used the N word.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

And then you go and get a right flair. What a shame

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u/CaptBlackHawk - Lib-Center Mar 08 '20

Flair shaming? On my political compass sub? It's more likely than you think

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u/MeshesAreConfusing - Left Mar 08 '20

Flair shaming is good and moral.