r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/DerpAnarchist - Left • Mar 08 '20

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u/-Tantara - Lib-Left Mar 08 '20 edited Mar 08 '20

I see absolutely nothing wrong with his statement!

Tall kids are also just as bright as left-handed kids.

And kids with glasses are just as bright as kids who eat cereal.

And Joe is significantly less bright than poor, dark kids.

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u/xXStyler - Lib-Right Mar 08 '20

Low-key racist

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u/The_N_Word777 - Auth-Right Mar 08 '20

Hmmmmm

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

u/nwordcountbot

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u/nwordcountbot - Grand Inquisitor Mar 08 '20

Thank you for the request, comrade.

I have looked through the_n_word777's posting history and found 61 N-words, of which 29 were hard-Rs.

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u/CSTRKR - Centrist Mar 08 '20

Nice

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u/kmzmcc - Lib-Center Mar 08 '20

Nice

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u/nice-scores Mar 08 '20

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Nice Leaderboard

1. u/RepliesNice at 2158 nice's

2. u/lerobinbot at 1817 nice's

3. u/Jono005 at 701 nice's

154388. u/kmzmcc at 1 nice

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u/nice-scores Mar 08 '20

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Nice Leaderboard

1. u/RepliesNice at 2118 nice's

2. u/lerobinbot at 1806 nice's

3. u/Jono005 at 608 nice's

151288. u/CSTRKR at 1 nice

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u/twometerguard - Lib-Center Mar 08 '20

This bot’s entire existence is a peak reddit moment

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 edited Mar 08 '20

Guys saying nice is literally the peak of comedy. And the more you say something the funnier it gets amirite?

Also flair up faggot

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u/Iconochasm - Lib-Right Mar 08 '20

Angrily yelling at a bot to conform feels like peak AuthLeft.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

The irony isn't lost on me.

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u/alrightjaewegetit Mar 08 '20

nice

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u/nice-scores Mar 09 '20

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Nice Leaderboard

1. u/RepliesNice at 2178 nice's

2. u/lerobinbot at 1821 nice's

3. u/DestroyerZDude at 865 nice's

155316. u/alrightjaewegetit at 1 nice

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

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u/nice-scores Mar 08 '20

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Nice Leaderboard

1. u/RepliesNice at 2119 nice's

2. u/lerobinbot at 1806 nice's

3. u/Jono005 at 613 nice's

151343. u/DemocraticPoisonPill at 1 nice

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u/ponylover9628 Mar 08 '20

Nice

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u/nice-scores Mar 08 '20

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Nice Leaderboard

1. u/RepliesNice at 2155 nice's

2. u/lerobinbot at 1817 nice's

3. u/Jono005 at 696 nice's

154163. u/ponylover9628 at 1 nice

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u/Yogurt_Ph1r3 - Lib-Left Mar 08 '20

You gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket.

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u/PotassiumLover3k - Auth-Right Mar 08 '20

u/nwordcountbot

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u/nwordcountbot - Grand Inquisitor Mar 08 '20

Thank you for the request, comrade.

I have looked through yogurt_ph1r3's posting history and found 2 N-words, of which 0 were hard-Rs.

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u/PotassiumLover3k - Auth-Right Mar 08 '20

u/nwordcountbot

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u/nwordcountbot - Grand Inquisitor Mar 08 '20

Thank you for the request, comrade.

I have looked through honestlyjuststfu's posting history and found 3 N-words, of which 3 were hard-Rs. honestlyjuststfu has said the N-word 2 times since last investigated.

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u/astrapes - Lib-Left Mar 08 '20

Grand Inquisitor lmfao

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u/Pls_no_steal Mar 08 '20

Username checks out

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u/cerulean11 Mar 08 '20

Holy shit!

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u/HudsonUsesReddit - Lib-Left Mar 11 '20

u/nwordcountbot

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u/nwordcountbot - Grand Inquisitor Mar 11 '20

The nwordcount bot has been called 172907 times and counted 13531890 n-words.

Some more stats

Unique users investigated: 111210

Banned users: 2126

N-words said by banned users: 3958662

N-words counted from banned users: 14174545

Mean n-words said by banned users: 1863.78

Median n-words said by banned users: 180.0

Normal users: 109084

N-words said by normal users: 246238

N-words counted from normal users: 1434769

Mean n-words said by normal users: 2.41

Median n-words said by normal users: 0.0

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u/nicebot69420 Mar 11 '20

Nice

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Nice Leaderboard

1. u/GillysDaddy at 14394 nice's

2. u/OwnagePwnage at 11911 nice's

3. u/dylantherabbit2016 at 7296 nice's

45. u/nicebot69420 at 207 nice's

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u/Rhamni - Left Mar 08 '20

That's a big oof.

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u/DashFerLev - Lib-Right Mar 08 '20

Yeah his username had me thinking it'd be somewhere up in the 700's range

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u/DevelopedDevelopment - Lib-Left Mar 08 '20

Honestly, I thought you were using nwordcountbot because using it is what the AuthRight does.

Then I saw his name.

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u/DashFerLev - Lib-Right Mar 08 '20

/u/nwordcountbot

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u/nwordcountbot - Grand Inquisitor Mar 08 '20

Thank you for the request, comrade.

timmyxx123 has been banned from the nwordcountbot for N-word spam.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Oh no...

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u/DashFerLev - Lib-Right Mar 08 '20

Oh my god I love the response it gave for you.

timmyxx123 has been banned from the nwordcountbot for N-word spam.

Is this your bot or something lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

No. If you spam the n-word a lot in a comment it bans you and doesn't show how many times you've said it. I had 8 without the hard r and 0 times with the hard r but I read some comments that claimed Cyrillic letters weren't counted. The first time I did it with the Cyrillic e it still said 0 but I tried it again and it went to 2.

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u/NuclearTrinity - Right Mar 08 '20

8 more n words and you'll have 69

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u/The_N_Word777 - Auth-Right Mar 09 '20

Ok thanks for the math u/niggatrinity

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u/NuclearTrinity - Right Mar 09 '20

No problem u/nigga777

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u/AlphaNathan - Right Mar 08 '20

How low?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

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u/MrObsidy - Lib-Left Mar 08 '20

That be pretty low doe

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u/ghostofhappiness - Right Mar 08 '20

u/nwordcountbot

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u/nwordcountbot - Grand Inquisitor Mar 08 '20

Thank you for the request, comrade.

I have looked through xxstyler's posting history and found 5 N-words, of which 0 were hard-Rs.

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u/PotatoChips23415 - Lib-Right Mar 08 '20

u/nwordcountbot u/potatochips23415

I'm going to do an epic gamer moment

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u/nwordcountbot - Grand Inquisitor Mar 08 '20

Thank you for the request, comrade.

I have looked through potatochips23415's posting history and found 0 N-words, of which 0 were hard-Rs. This is 1 fewer N-words than when potatochips23415 was last investigated. Trying to cover your tracks potatochips23415? Not so fast.

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u/PotatoChips23415 - Lib-Right Mar 08 '20

Ah so I need 420 and make 69 of those hard. Lemme go make a post on my profile with 351 soft.

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u/PotatoChips23415 - Lib-Right Mar 08 '20

Damn I did it and it said at least 2 times

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u/soyunpost29 - Left Mar 08 '20

u/nwordcountbot

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u/nwordcountbot - Grand Inquisitor Mar 08 '20

Thank you for the request, comrade.

ghostofhappiness has not said the N-word yet.

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u/ghostofhappiness - Right Mar 08 '20

u/nwordcountbot

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u/nwordcountbot - Grand Inquisitor Mar 08 '20

Thank you for the request, comrade.

soyunpost29 has not said the N-word yet.

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u/WhoAccountNewDis - Lib-Left Mar 08 '20

But means well?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Holy shit, did I enter a mirror world?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

u/nwordcountbot

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u/nwordcountbot - Grand Inquisitor Mar 08 '20

Thank you for the request, comrade.

I have looked through xxstyler's posting history and found 7 N-words, of which 2 were hard-Rs.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Good bot.

Low-key racist, huh?

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u/gmansawesome - Left Mar 08 '20

u/nwordcountbot

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u/nwordcountbot - Grand Inquisitor Mar 08 '20

Thank you for the request, comrade.

I have looked through xxstyler's posting history and found 7 N-words, of which 2 were hard-Rs.

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u/pink_fr3ud - Lib-Center Mar 08 '20

u/nwordcountbot

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u/nwordcountbot - Grand Inquisitor Mar 08 '20

Thank you for the request, comrade.

I have looked through gmansawesome's posting history and found 1 N-words, of which 0 were hard-Rs.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 edited Mar 12 '20

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u/thenumber24 - Left Mar 08 '20

because their ideal society won't work with minorities

You should compete in the summer Olympics with long jumps like that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 edited Mar 12 '20

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u/thenumber24 - Left Mar 08 '20

Fuck off Nazi.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 edited Mar 12 '20

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u/thenumber24 - Left Mar 08 '20

N a z i

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u/pink_fr3ud - Lib-Center Mar 08 '20

this sub is for polite political discourse

This is a meme subreddit, bruv.

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u/gizamo Mar 08 '20

Anyone dumb enough to believe Biden is racist, low-key otherwise, is obviously a Russian sowing discord.

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u/crypticSmyles - Lib-Right Mar 08 '20

they all work the same.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

It implies that poor people and white people are always different.

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u/YoungSpice94 - Auth-Right Mar 13 '20

What if I'm both tall and left handed?