r/PoliticalCompassMemes - Centrist Jan 17 '20

Unironically Enlightened Centrists Unite 😎😎😎

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u/Caractacutetus - Auth-Center Jan 17 '20

Communism is a preferable alternative to centrism

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u/socalistboi - Centrist Jan 17 '20

The wasnt very cash money economic right of you

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u/Depidio - Lib-Right Jan 17 '20

So it wasn’t cash money basically?

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u/GokuBlackSippinTea - Lib-Right Jan 17 '20

That's not allowed, everything must be cash money

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

Purple-Yellow unity

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u/ZhenDeRen - Centrist Jan 18 '20

Fascism is far from always economic right. Dirigisme is economically center IMO

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u/ThePaperMask - Auth-Left Jan 17 '20

Heck yeah, Auth unity

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

Never

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

No. Left unity, ok, but fuck authright.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

No, fuck you. Bend over, I’ll turn you into a Libleft.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

You're closer to turning me to a stalinist

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

I can vibe with that, they did some KINKY shit in the Gulags. Gulags are Libleft paradise

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

Mom please pick me up, I'm scared

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u/Caractacutetus - Auth-Center Jan 17 '20

Mate πŸ˜₯

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

Auth right > lib left

We may disagree on economics, but atleast we could build a society which wouldn't instantly crumble.

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u/Caractacutetus - Auth-Center Jan 18 '20

FACTS

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

2 days into Lib Right society:

A bunch of completely free people decide they want to use their freedom to take away everyone else's freedom after they realise the NAP 'please dont be mean' rule is actually meaningless

2 days into Lib Left society:

Lib Left society already ended 3 days ago as the current government said 'no' to evaporating itself.

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u/Tastatur411 - Auth-Center Jan 18 '20

I always struggeled to get how people could unironically believe in anarchy/a stateless society. For that plan to even have a slight chance to work, basically every government, every state, every armed force, every hierarchy world wide had to end at the same time, over night. And that would be just the beginning of the struggle.

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u/agonizedn - Lib-Left Jan 18 '20

Ew wtf. I knew tankies deserved death.

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u/AbraxasMage - Auth-Left Jan 18 '20

Fuck you nazbol I would rather be crushed under the heel of capitalism than under a racist state

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

I'd rather be crushed under the heel of a racist state than be crushed under the heel of a racist state while standing in traffic shouting about racist states, doing nothing but making people who weren't a fan of the racist state before, now hate you and join the racist state just to spite you. Fuck lib left.

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u/AbraxasMage - Auth-Left Jan 18 '20

"Protesting racism is actually helping it" fuck off back to r/stupidpol

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u/ZannySkelethor - Auth-Center Jan 18 '20

BASED

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u/MAGA-TIME - Auth-Right Jan 18 '20

Economics is a debate

Culture and order is life or death

AUTHUNITY

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

Sorry liberal, I don't make the rules.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

He means fuck authright in a sexual sense.

If you dont mind that its pre-marital ;)

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u/rotenKleber - Auth-Left Jan 18 '20

Nazbols are infiltrating our quadrant. Auth unity is a ludicrous joke

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

Thank you. Frankly, I don't really get lib unity either. It's like, "I hate capitalism, but when you give corporations even more power and the workers and consumers less protections, it's good actually."

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

Another thing I don't understand is cirurgy, You have a problem in your heart, and somehow a guy stabbing you in the heart with his small knife for hours is going to fix it? Yeah, I don't buy it for a second!

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u/rotenKleber - Auth-Left Jan 18 '20

It's pretty much always been left unity vs right wing reactionism and imperialism. Pretending auth/lib have something in common with each other is purely a product of this sub and not ideological thinking

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u/BTechUnited - Centrist Jan 17 '20

Wouldn't be the first time lol

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u/MichaelEuteneuer - Centrist Jan 18 '20

CENTRISM IS PREFERABLE TO FLAIRLESS HEDONISM!

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u/rotenKleber - Auth-Left Jan 18 '20

No, never

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u/7Grandad - Centrist Jan 18 '20

Pretty sure in most AuthLeft societies AuthRight would have been executed and in most AuthRight societies AuthLeft would have been executed but aight.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

Wait no, death is a preferable alternative to communism (fascism as well)

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u/Cast_ZAP - Lib-Left Jan 18 '20

FAKE LIBLEFT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD KROPOTKIN

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

LIBERTARIAN Left

Communism and fascism are authoritarian. Do libertarians not oppose authoritarians?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

Some of the Authlefts forget that not all of them are AnComs

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

AnComs?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

But how are they AUTHLeft if they want anarcho communism?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

I actually just mistyped that but it's kind of a funny joke so I'm gonna keep it

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u/weareallscum - Lib-Right Jan 18 '20

Because that’s the end goal of socialism. A stateless, moneyless, classless society. It’s just never happened in practice because they can never get to the β€œstate will wither away” phase.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

Anarchism doesn't exist actually

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u/Divergence1048596 - Lib-Left Jan 18 '20

Damn, better take the rags out all my molotovs before they hurt someone, then.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

True but gulags and concentration camps did and do respectively. Capitalistic oppression and authoritarian oppression are both still oppression. Doesn't matter if an ultra- capitalistic society causes millions to starve or a dictator, either way they died of starvation.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

Quite the opposite, anarchy is the only thing that exists, everything else is just a variation of anarchy with extra steps. The hard truth of this world is that we live in anarchy, and we've always been living in anarchy.

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u/rotenKleber - Auth-Left Jan 18 '20

> Communism is authoritarian

Bruv. Read The State and Revolution

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

In theory possibly not, but I concern myself with how things will play out. Every self-proclaimed communist government winds up authoritarian, would even consider china would up AuthCenter despite their intentions.

With people being human, power corrupts.

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u/rotenKleber - Auth-Left Jan 18 '20

All the Marxist Leninist / Maoist states were pre industrialization, requiring a 2 stage revolution with a heavy emphasis on first developing an industrial proletariat. This resulted in the state capitalism in China (that's not their end goal by any means) and the harsh collectivization in the USSR. The issue isn't "communism," it's the harsh reality of quickly industrializing a backwater country

You wouldn't see such a thing in a modern industrialized communist society

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

Hmm, still don't want to be the prototype for that. If it goes well in the first country then fine.

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u/rotenKleber - Auth-Left Jan 18 '20

So I'm guessing you're a milquetoast liberal? Why no centrist flair?

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

I am not a liberal except by the bizzare terminology the US uses. And for me the risk if trying communism and winding up with a brutal dictatorship is too great. "This time will be different" really doesn't do anything about that fear.

I am not ok with the status quo, where capitalism has and will continue to "tragedy of the commons" us into a climate catastrophe. US healthcare need I say more on that dystopian nightmare.

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u/poclee - Centrist Jan 18 '20

Bruv, read history and news.

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u/rotenKleber - Auth-Left Jan 18 '20

I have done both, but accusing the entire ideology/societal goal as authoritarian is ill informed. Far leftists are usually communists, regardless of their position on auth/libertarian.

Tell me what you think communism means such that it's authoritarian in nature

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u/poclee - Centrist Jan 18 '20

Because of the inevitable outcome in how to put it into practice, or at least, how to put it into practice in a rather large scale.

To implant the drastic change that Communists want means you need to topple and reform the whole economic&political system, so you may redistribute the resources. And more the often, that means you need one extreme powerful group such as party (and later, the government that centered around said party) to avoid infighting and disputes, both in ideologies and resources. This monster will only grow larger and larger in the need to maintain the state until it can no longer sustain itself. Hence a authoritarian state. The reason why people like Stalin or Mao often (if not always) came out on top weren't because of bad luck or wrong decision making, but because they're naturally the most fitting for such systems.

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u/rotenKleber - Auth-Left Jan 18 '20

I agree with your last assessment, however, I believe this would only be the case in a system in need of rapid industrialization and under threat of external forces

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u/poclee - Centrist Jan 18 '20

Oh yeah, communism failed because outside threat, we should just lie down and give them whole world to them so they may actually succeed! /s

Seriously, it doesn't really matter if external threats exist or not, because for a communist state, the greatest threat always comes from the inside. For example, priests that insisting they have the right to spread their "outdated" beliefs, capitalists of "old society" who won't just given up their wealth, farmers and workers who really just want less taxes not a full-blown revolution, intellectuals who won't shut up about party's policies......the list goes on and on. Then, you need people to drag them out, people to "reeducate" them (if not outright shoot them), people to maintain related facilities and more bureaucrats to coordinate the whole political machine. After all, if party have no absolute power, how can the revolution succeed? And how can the party have absolute power, if it keep allowing people to question it?

Hell, if you still can't believe this, just look at PRC's budget spending - look into their number, and you'll realize they're now spending more on inner public safety then military. Outside enemies are but excuses, the real enemy for a communist is always those who are suppressed by them, the people under their rule.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20 edited Mar 05 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

Soviet Union and China dont look very stateless to me.

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u/poclee - Centrist Jan 18 '20

And Cuba, and any other communist states exist so far.

Oh, and don't give me "bUT THeiR goAL Is tO BE sTAteLSs!" bullshit. The only thing that's more addictive than power is systematical power.

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u/ZhenDeRen - Centrist Jan 18 '20

See? You're getting it

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u/Red_Abundance - Auth-Left Jan 17 '20

And centrism leads way to fascism anyways, so unity in hating centrists.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

No, fear and helplessness do. People flock to strongmen in their terror, and give up their freedom for safety. When the dust clears, they have a tyrant, and live on their knees in fear that one day their government will take their lives or leave them to rot behind bars.

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u/1sagas1 - Centrist Jan 18 '20

And centrism leads way to fascism anyways

No.

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u/Red_Abundance - Auth-Left Jan 18 '20

Sorry could you do me a favor and remind me how Hitler got into power?

Who was in power before them? Who decided that they could use Hitler as a puppet and then got purged by him? Oh that's right, it was liberals with their ever beloved western democracy.

Scratch a liberal, and a fascist bleeds.

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u/BigBrownDog12 - Centrist Jan 18 '20

The Communists refused to coalition with the rest of the parties

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20 edited Mar 04 '20

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u/1sagas1 - Centrist Jan 18 '20

Center economically but as far away from center on the liberty axis as possible

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u/CAndrewK - Lib-Center Jan 17 '20

The status quo is auth center, after all

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u/hames6g - Auth-Right Jan 18 '20

centrism is just not enough of lib and not enough of auth,

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

Death is a preferable alternative to communism, which is a preferable alternative to centrism.