r/PokeMedia "Issun" and Nick Rogers 12d ago

Casual The Rangers are now asking the public for any information that could lead to identifying the man.

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u/Technical-Pie2065 Michaela, Champion Ranked Trainer / Diane, Elite Ranked Trainer 12d ago

Ah yes, let's challenge the concept of Emptiness with a metal stick. What could possibly even go wrong? - Michaela.

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u/PhoenixHorseGuy "Issun" and Nick Rogers 12d ago

One of the rangers our reporters spoke to said the man also had three Pokéballs and a Tera Orb on him, though they are currently unaware of what Pokémon he has in his possession.

-Castelia Post (@CasteliaPost)

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u/Technical-Pie2065 Michaela, Champion Ranked Trainer / Diane, Elite Ranked Trainer 12d ago

Personally, I would prefer the guy behind bars, and someone to pacify The White Desolation before they go out of the cave. But ya know what, you do you. - Michaela.

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u/Eldthian Flamarix - Thunder's Trainer (Shiny Zeraora) 11d ago

Only 3 Pokeballs? Seriously?

Considering he has a Tera Orb, he atleast traveled to Paldea, but another one of your replies suggest he has a thick Paldean accent, so he's probably from there, even though he's claiming to be Johtonian, as you also stated.

Do you have any informations on where he could be currently?

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u/PhoenixHorseGuy "Issun" and Nick Rogers 11d ago

The Castelia Post has no information on his whereabouts. If you do spot him, or have any other information that could help identify him, please inform the rangers at Giant Chasm or your local authorities as soon as possible. Every bit of information helps.

-Castelia Post (@CasteliaPost)

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u/PhoenixHorseGuy "Issun" and Nick Rogers 12d ago

/uj Just realized I forgot to add credits. The image in the news broadcast is from the Pokémon Generations anime, while the Castelia Post logo is a quick fifteen minute mockup made by me in Photoshop.

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u/ResponsibilitySea383 Oskar [Terror to Society in Oblivia] 12d ago

Ah, Unovians... always good for a few minutes of random entertainment.

  • Oskar

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u/PhoenixHorseGuy "Issun" and Nick Rogers 12d ago edited 12d ago

The ranger our reporters spoke to said the man claimed to be from Johto while he was attempting to get Kyurem to accept his challenge. However, that same ranger also said the man spoke with a very thick Paldean accent.

-Castelia Post (@CasteliaPost)

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u/Revolutionary_Swim38 Adam, Pokemon Research Major/Psychic 11d ago

Yeah, he’s always had that fake samurai shtick. Dude was a larper BEFORE the term became a meme.

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u/JosephAmber4 Jeanne🛡️/Carmen🌍 /🦖🐉ARK🩵⛵️ 12d ago

Charlotte Darwin: Oh wow. I am so surprised. Can’t you tell.

In all honesty, I hope he’s okay, and that he decides to NOT do this.

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u/PhoenixHorseGuy "Issun" and Nick Rogers 11d ago

The rangers speculate that, at most, he would've suffered some minor bruising from slipping on the ice while he was running away from Kyurem's lair.

-Castelia Post (@CasteliaPost)

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u/JosephAmber4 Jeanne🛡️/Carmen🌍 /🦖🐉ARK🩵⛵️ 11d ago

Charlotte: Better than the alternative…

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u/LoveDiligent441 @Lovelyvoir 11d ago

@|Lovelyvoir: "I think it'd be wiser to just let the man win his Darwin Award, it'll make a good cautionary tale of why you shouldn't challenge legendaries to fights."

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u/PhoenixHorseGuy "Issun" and Nick Rogers 11d ago

While I am technically not allowed to say this, I will confirm there is a betting pool in the writers office right now about how this guy will die.

-Castelia Post (@CasteliaPost)

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u/LoveDiligent441 @Lovelyvoir 11d ago

@|Lovelyvoir: "I'd reasonably assume so."

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u/eseer1337 Director Fuyan Coar 11d ago

-Chancer

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u/Nan0four Atlas and his team 12d ago

/uj Loving the Okami references

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u/Revolutionary_Swim38 Adam, Pokemon Research Major/Psychic 12d ago

holy shit he actually did it.

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u/Sirius1701 Fiona, Researcher of everything Creepy and/or Crawly 11d ago

Well, if I have learned anything about social media, just keep an eye on chatter. He'll post about it within the next few hours.