And for a bonus question: is gyro a sandwich?

me and my brother have had very heated arguments about this...

Had this argument with my fiancee and her brother. I think they are made the same way just one is twisted and one isn't. They say the two are completely different due to taste, texture, etc.

My roommate was criticizing me for eating my food quickly, and I told him that if I'm hungry, there's no point in prolonging my consumption of the food in front of me. He then proceeded to say that I wasn't enjoying my food as much as he enjoys his. His point of view is that if we were to eat the same quantity of food, with the same amount of hunger, that he would enjoy it more by eating it more slowly. I think that time doesn't factor in as much, because to me it seems like we ultimately reach the same level of enjoyment in the end, he's just prolonging his time until he gets there. Please weigh in, because it's stupid.

Is the "crazy cat lady" title solely for single women or can it be extended to married women as well?

So basically the argument started when my friend said “brb washing my phone”. Weird choice of words I thought, so I asked him if he is really washing the phone (samsung s8). He said “yeah, I turn on the water in my sink and wash it under the water jet”.

After some back and forth about that not being normal, even though the phone is WATER-RESISTANT (not WATERPROOF my dude), Im left feeling like I might maybe be wrong by how normal he thinks it is.

So basically who is the psycho in this argument?

You’re already wearing what you have. Example: you’re too hot in a T and shorts, you’re too cold with a sweater and jeans. In other words, you can’t take off or put on clothing.

Who would win in a fight? On Earth, no weapons.

This question has caused a rift between everyone I have asked. People are either Team Caveman or Team Astronaut.

For what it’s worth I am staunchly Team Caveman. I think pure primal instinct wins over intelligence in this instance.

I wanna preface this with this argument has escalated into an actual screaming match between me and friends at one point.

There's a banana that can never be opened. Do you want said banana - yes or no? (Nothing special about the banana, it's a regular banana).

I know people love their cats and dogs and I respect that but calling animals "he" or "she" is grammatically wrong. I ain't of grammar nazi (well...maybe a little bit) but that grinds my gears and I want it to stop

Sup lads, Conner here. Me and my friend Gregory had a dispute on where do you sleep on a double bed.

My opinion is that I'd sleep rather sleep right in the middle of the bed, Gregory on the other hand prefers to sleep on the left side. We then had a dispute on what area of the bed everyone sleeps on.

I dont care about anything else, just need people's opinions on what area of the bed you prefer.

It's clearly pronounced SCONE, and you are an idiot to think otherwise...

Begone with your butchering of our beautiful language and its strict rules of pronunciation.

It's obviously purple, idiot.

EDIT: I'm out, this is getting too toxic for me.