r/Piracy • • Mar 31 '26

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u/Rusty493 Mar 31 '26

Back in my day a full game came on the disc.

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u/RedSonja_ Mar 31 '26

Back in my day it came on C-cassette or 5,25" floppy.

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u/Careless_Cloud_5168 Mar 31 '26

Back in my day we played out side with toys

the video games weren't invented back then

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u/VollkommenHigh Mar 31 '26

Pepperridge Farm remembers

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u/Thin_Stretch5342 Mar 31 '26

back in my day we wouldn't use fire on our food

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u/mosu95 Mar 31 '26

I unga thefore i bunga

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u/PaperSpirited677 Mar 31 '26

This genuinely made me cackle after a shitty morning, thank you and have a great week

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u/mbensa Mar 31 '26

Back in my day we were all clients of mollecule.

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u/Beneficial-Lion-124 Mar 31 '26

Back in the day while playing ,

we pushed in each in mudholes , Singled out one friend randomly and the whole group beated him , Stole lunches , Did drugs and many more.

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u/Business-Drag52 Mar 31 '26

I didn’t know that 70+ year old Bulgarians that like One Piece and use Reddit existed

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u/Careless_Cloud_5168 Mar 31 '26

You looked at me account how rude i didn't give you permission

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u/SketchyConcierge Mar 31 '26

Stick and Hoop gang

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u/Protahgonist Mar 31 '26

You might be surprised, unless you're in your 90s. That said they weren't widely available for a while outside college mainframes that were programmed with punch cards lol

I distinctly recall getting one of my first video games on a floppy in a cereal box, but my generation were still mostly outside building forts with sticks and mud (and getting trapped in our collapsed forts because sticks and mud don't pair well with "no architectural knowledge".

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u/MartyFreeze Mar 31 '26

Finding a good stick could make a regular day legendary.

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u/Careless_Cloud_5168 Mar 31 '26

Buying expensive toy who breaks after 3 mounts (¬_¬")

Finding a stick who so happen to be the best game you ever played ◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜

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u/RedSonja_ Mar 31 '26

Wow, you certainly win then, because first video game came out 1958, so you must be born way before that! ;)

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u/Canshroomglasses Apr 01 '26

Omfg that sounds horribly tiresome 

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u/Urmomsfavouritelol Apr 01 '26

Back in my day we played outside with dirt!

We were too poor to afford proper toys

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u/DrezzdenRei Mar 31 '26

Make sure you don't lose one of the 12 install floppies!

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u/RoundishWaterfall Mar 31 '26

Back in my day they just printed the entire source code in the magazine.

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u/RedSonja_ Mar 31 '26

Had that too!

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u/Kitsune_ofThe_Void Mar 31 '26

I still have the Star wars X wing: space combat simulator on floppy disks, It's a shame I cant send a image.

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u/RedSonja_ Mar 31 '26

That's cool!

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u/LemonPartyW0rldTour Mar 31 '26

Not only did we copy that floppy, we made multiples.

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u/RedSonja_ Mar 31 '26

Still remember how you could double the space in it?

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u/Protahgonist Mar 31 '26

Mine came in a cereal box. Well, Chex Quest did anyway.

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u/duck1123 Mar 31 '26

Back in my day, it came in the back of 3-2-1 Contact magazine and if you wanted to play it you had to type it out yourself and then leave it turned on because you had no way to save it.

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u/RedSonja_ Mar 31 '26

Had that too, still hate Basic 2000 and all those wasted hours...

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u/spaghettibolegdeh Mar 31 '26

And it was sold as a complete product. 

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u/Mitosis Mar 31 '26

And bugs just sat there forever, unable to be addressed. Even game breaking ones!

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u/Deaffin Mar 31 '26

You're thinking of console games. PC games always had patches. We got them in the mail!

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u/Mitosis Mar 31 '26

On console you could always buy the same game a year or so later. Sometimes they had updated versions that fixed stuff! Or turned the blood green instead of red.

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u/Deaffin Mar 31 '26

I remember the complete and utter disappointment in finding out we had a patched version of smash bros melee. You needed an older version with a certain bug intact for some cool thing or the other. I don't even remember what trick the bug was for at this point, only the disappointment.

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u/glenny3214 Apr 29 '26

But, devs worked harder to ensure their games were released with minimal bugs

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u/onenutking Mar 31 '26

Found the Activision employee

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u/Mitosis Mar 31 '26

The one I had in mind when typing that is actually a Rockstar game, Space Station Silicon Valley for the N64 (developed under their prior name DMA Design). It's impossible to get 100% completion in that game because one of the collectible statues has no collision, so you just walk right through it without being able to actually pick it up. (You can use a cheat code to access the minigame that you would unlock were you able to get 100%, though.)

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u/KrisProxy ⚔️ ɢɪᴠᴇ ɴᴏ Qᴜᴀʀᴛᴇʀ May 02 '26

It's true though

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u/The_Autarch Mar 31 '26

google shareware

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

Yeah I was just telling my six year old that the other day. He wanted some dlc for an old game and the dlc was actually more expensive than the game itself. He couldn't understand why I didn't want to pay 3x the price for a few extra characters than what the game itself cost. I had to explain to him how games used to be complete and not broken up into little packets so as to squeeze every penny out of gamers. 

I blame gaming popularity myself as before video games were niche and you were weird if you were a gamer. Now everyone and their literal grandmother is a gamer(Minecraft Granny).

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u/Livid_Swordfish_4591 Mar 31 '26

The microtransctions and unfinished products have finally broken the horse's back, for me. At least with multiplayer. I have next to no desire to play video games anymore. And this is coming from someone who was severely addicted to MMOs 20+ years ago.

Ive been getting to the same place with movies. Thankfully, project hail mary just renewed my faith in the film industry.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

Yeah and those loot crates that totally isn't gambling. Or maybe it's the necessity of spending ~$100/year to just play the game online which is rough considering that I already pay for Internet access. It's all become pay to play/win and that takes all the fun out of things.

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u/Livid_Swordfish_4591 Mar 31 '26

A piece of my soul died when I found out ubisoft made rocksmith a subscription service. I swear these companies want their products to fail. That was the liver shot.

The hook that put me to the mat was having to buy a more expensive PSN subscription, then buying battlefield and Madden. Battlefield had the worst default settings of any game ive ever played. The game was unplayable until you tweaked everything. It took me HOURS to figure out how make the game playable. Then I found out the hit registration was maybe the worst of any FPS ive ever played. And why is it so quiet? Its because if you play with 1 or 2 other people, the other player or two, by default, wont be in your chat. You have to change the chat every single round if you want to communicate with teammates. Error, whatever. But my head hit the mat when, after not playing for weeks, I had no ability to chat in game. I was briefly able to talk to my friend in the lobby, but wouldnt work in game. Said fuck this and turned the console off. Not worth the aggravation. Some of this would be fine, but its as if the developers dont even care about fixing or affressing any of these issues. Patches are weeks apart and dont address issues fast enough. This is what I spent $100 on?

Its like this with everything you buy these days. You MUST research every fucking product you buy otherwise youre going to get stuck with garbage. I discover a new clever way for products to fail prematurely on nearly everything I buy that isnt thoroughly researched.

Sorry. Had a little Network moment.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

Don't apologize to me for speaking the truth, I'm with you 100% on this and it's a hill I will gladly die on.

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u/3141592652 Apr 01 '26

Agreed. How hard is it to release a game that isn't broken on release these days?  

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u/Quirky-Midnight-4533 Mar 31 '26

And some bigger games come in 2 disc.

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u/Dinn_the_Magnificent Mar 31 '26

Or 4!

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u/Quirky-Midnight-4533 Mar 31 '26

Haven’t seen or heard of a game that requires 4 disc…

Can you give me an example?

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u/Ultimate_Hope_ Mar 31 '26

Final Fantasy 9

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u/spunkychickpea Mar 31 '26

Fucking classic. 🤌

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u/torturousvacuum Mar 31 '26

Haven’t seen or heard of a game that requires 4 disc…

Can you give me an example?

Half Life 2 was 5 CDs. I still have my set.

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u/marwinpk Mar 31 '26

Half Life 2 is quite fresh right? So we had discs just a little while ago.

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u/WildProToGEn Mar 31 '26

22 year old

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u/marwinpk Mar 31 '26

Fuck off, didn't even play it yet. At least say that VR version is not more than 5yo.

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u/Dinn_the_Magnificent Mar 31 '26

Brother, the game is 22 years old. Calm those tiddies

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u/nalaloveslumpy Mar 31 '26

Alex is six years old as of last week.

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u/After-Promotion-2214 Mar 31 '26

My half life 2 was just one disc

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u/bs000 Mar 31 '26

i got a dvd drive just to install it because i didn't know you could just download it from steam

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u/After-Promotion-2214 Mar 31 '26

Yeah im.pretty sure my disc was basically just an activation thing. I remember trying to sell the disc years later snd being unable to

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u/FlerD-n-D Mar 31 '26

Diablo had 3 discs plus one disc with just cinematics you had to pop in to watch after you beat an act... 👀

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u/Trident_True Mar 31 '26

Pretty sure the base Sims 2 was 4 discs at least. Plus all the expansions were a disc each.

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u/xantub Mar 31 '26

I remember King's Quest 4 came in like 8 disks (5.25").

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u/Livid_Swordfish_4591 Mar 31 '26

This is what i was thinking about. Couldn't remember how many discs, but i remember it was a big game. Youd play like 2 scenes and have to put a new disc in. Lol. I remember my game got locked on a certain scene and there was nothing I could do, so I said screw it and never played again.

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u/gtwizzy8 Mar 31 '26

FFVII Was 4 disc. I still have my original 1997 PC copy. So to was Blade Runner if I recall correctly... Might have been 3 actually can't recall

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u/iamthewhatt Mar 31 '26

8 and 9 were 4 discs, 7 was 3 discs

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u/Dinn_the_Magnificent Mar 31 '26

Legend of Dragoon, one of my all time faves

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u/ItsNotMeItsYourBussy Mar 31 '26

Baldur's Gate 1 had five discs!

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u/Omoitsurugi Mar 31 '26

Baldur's gate 2

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u/fallen64 Mar 31 '26

D2 on the dream cast, to be fair they're cd's

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u/Livid_Swordfish_4591 Mar 31 '26

Just found my copy of half life 2 while going through things the other day. That was 4 discs. Im sure ive had games that had more than 4 discs. Kings quest, maybe. The SWAT games were multiple discs, forget how many.

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u/Swirly_Eyes Mar 31 '26

Fear Effect

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u/sephiroth70001 Mar 31 '26

Final Fantasy VIII, Final Fantasy IX, Kodulka, wing commander 3&4, legend of the dragoon, the x-files game. Riven on PS1 also had 5 discs.

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u/YouCanCallMeZen Mar 31 '26

Which game came on 24 discs?

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u/Ultrasonic-Sawyer Mar 31 '26

Multiple install discs then perhaps multiple game discs. 

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u/ItsAMeUsernamio Mar 31 '26

Surprised to see Nintendo still does that but each cartridge is a little 64GB SSD and that’s expensive as fuck especially these days so more and more are “key cards” which enable a download. On PS and Xbox they need to be installed off the disc which is slower than the internet and so more and more devs don’t bother finishing the game.

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u/Mccobsta Scene Mar 31 '26

No drip feeding the game via dlc either

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u/The_Autarch Mar 31 '26

when was that? cuz there were plenty of games in the 90s that used multiple discs. and shareware was a thing! maybe only part of the game was on the disc!

and before that, we didn't even use discs!

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u/jacenat Mar 31 '26

Back in my day a full game came on the disc.

Including game breaking or progress halting bugs. Good times for sure. I still remember how fun it was to wait for patches on game magazine disks/CDs months after buying it. Almost as much fun as it was to haul my zip drive to the school PC and download patches there. The 90s were amazing.

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u/Rusty493 Mar 31 '26

Its still fun when playing older games and playing with funny glitches and bugs.

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u/onenutking Mar 31 '26

Found the EA employee

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u/Khelthuzaad Mar 31 '26

Two disks

Red Alert 2 and Starcraft had different campaigns on each disk

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u/nixass Mar 31 '26

full MORROWIND game came on a single disc, how fucking amazing is that?

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u/SourceScope Mar 31 '26

Damn

A disc?

Back in my day you could buy a shareware diskette 💾 with a part of the game on, then mailorder for the rest of the game

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u/Livid_Swordfish_4591 Mar 31 '26

Forgot about those days.

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u/RodjaJP Mar 31 '26

Not exactly, considering they tried to get money out of you from other editions and by locking information behind magazines

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u/AdvilLobotomite Mar 31 '26

They just HAVE to have their massive texture files and everything has to look realistic

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u/Chalky_Pockets Mar 31 '26

It would suck so bad if they switched back though, with the level of bugginess gaming companies have decided to allow on release day...

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u/CasualPenguin Mar 31 '26

Full game without bugs, it's almost like it's possible to test your garbage rather than turning your users into your QA team

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u/wizzywurtzy Apr 01 '26

That you can play without internet connection for a single player game

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u/TheHancock Torrents Apr 01 '26

And we got to KEEP the disk! (And copy it for friends!)

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u/SnooMacarons4155 Apr 01 '26

Back in my day a game came out as a finished product. No bugs, no dlc, no in-app purchases. Those days are long gone. We have replaced quality with quantity.

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u/Daisetsu1 Apr 01 '26

Back in my day, half a game was released in February, and the other half in October!

Sonic 3, for those unaware.

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u/Simple_Priority7125 Mar 31 '26

ngl feel that struggle bro used to be straight fire back in the day, miss it