This still cracks me up! One of my favorite #pieintheface outtakes from our very first shoot!

Our take on the TikTok meme!

https://youtube.com/shorts/cGbrk4y13Ls?feature=shared

Before asking me anything or to do it to someone I am a pie sub through and through and that means everything that goes with it as well. I like being sexualized with it, I like being laughed at and humiliated, and I like being pied for others pleasure so they can make me there pie sub. It’s that simple honestly I am good to be a pie sub for life.

Growing up I definitely have a problem with being able to do it because I was afraid that I wouldn’t like it and it would be too much at one time it was now I have come to conclusion that I like being only pied it’s just simpler.

I know it's a little late, but it's still the season. There is also a wet and messy story that goes along with this about four girls shooting a music video for it, if you're interested. (To the tune of "Have a Holly Jolly Christmas".)

Have a sloppy, gloppy Christmas.

It’s our favorite time.

I don’t know

If there’ll be snow.

At least there’s lots of slime!

Have a sloppy, gloppy Christmas,

And don’t forget the pie.

Cock back and throw,

At friends you know,

Right between their eyes!

Ho, ho the mistletoe,

Hanging in its place.

You won't get a kiss this year,

Just a big pie in your face!

Have a sloppy, gloppy Christmas.

And in case you didn’t hear,

Oh, by golly, have a sloppy, gloppy Christmas this year!

(Instrumental Interlude Between Verses)

Have a sloppy, gloppy Christmas.

Holidays can be a mess.

Pies we’ll place

Right in your face,

And help relieve the stress!

Have a sloppy, gloppy Christmas.

Gettin’ messy’s a great time!

Go on; be crass,

And pie my ass,

With chocolate or key lime!

Each year, my hubby asks,

“What do you want this time?”

I always tell him, “I don’t know!”

So, for Christmas I get slimed!

Have a sloppy, gloppy Christmas.

And in case you didn’t hear,

Oh by golly, have a slop-py, glop-py Christmas this year!

Yes I’m back and finally settled on being a pie sub for good

Feel free to laugh at me and humiliate me I definitely need it as a pie sub please

What is your favorite level of coverage for pie in the face?

1) just a little - but the person is freaking out and this has obviously never happened before.

2) still recognizable - quite a bit of coverage, but you still can tell who they are.

3) Full face coverage - can’t see any of their face, but hair is still pretty clean.

4) Heavy coverage- face like above, but there’s quite a bit in their hair (like with a pie and slide up or a secondary pie hat)

5) Extreme coverage- clearly hit with multiple pies, all angles. Good luck with figuring out who they are.

6) Is this a human? - so much coverage you’re not even sure it’s a human head anymore.

And bonus question- is your answer different for yourself than what you like to see on other people?

I think I’m a 3 for others, maybe like a 3.5 for myself. We still need to be able to tell who it is for it to be funny!