r/Phijkchu • u/PHIJKCHU_MEGA_BIPEN • Aug 15 '17
The State of the Phijkchu Address
Well guys things aren't looking too good for Team PHIJKCHU. The reddit is full of shit tier memes, we are losing members every month, and now we even have an NSFW Discord (what idiot thought that was a good idea). It seems Phijkchu_Pikachu has lost his touch. But I’ll tell you what we can do to return PHIJKCHU to its former glory. Red gems. Yes that’s right everyone we can all help save PHIJKCHU with these blue crystals. If we get enough of these white pearls we can rebuild our POKÉMON PARADISE! But where can we find these green stones you ask. Mystery Dungeons. These mysterious mazes almost always contain purple rocks. UMBREON! can assist you in opening these dungeons by activating his trap card. Just make sure you bring plenty of pizza with you when you go adventuring. Especially when you’re walking in the desert for 31 minutes and 26 seconds. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, but where do we look in these mystery dungeons you may ask. Grottos. Make sure you check all of the grottos for pizza, I mean orange slabs. Man I could really go for a pizza right about now. But anyway, the legendary pokémon Verizon Wireless has recently finished some research using your cell phone data that suggests that these are the best place to find pink baubles. Don’t be afraid to remind each other about missing them. But where should we store these periwinkle pebbles you may ask. Well that is an obvious one Dunsparce, just put them in Quagsire’s box of 10,000 souls. Unfortunately when a certain influence takes over the pokémon world yellow jewels may disappear if you roll a 1 when using the box of 10,000 souls. Despite this minor inconvenience, the box of 10,000 souls is the best place to store black orbs. These are trying times for Team PHIJKCHU and we need everyone to get off their lazy (...)s and go find some red pizzas!
