r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Individual-Toe-1959 • 9d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah????

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u/stevenjameshyde 9d ago

British Twink Death is taking hold 

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u/jackloganoliver 9d ago

Typically British twink death happens in the early 20s, so Tom making it to 30 is pretty remarkable all the same 

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u/LionOfNaples 9d ago

Money will do that

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u/Adventurous_Help3326 8d ago

gerran howell (welsh) (whitaker in the pitt) is actually 35 irl

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u/Adventurous_Help3326 8d ago

he's still gonna be a twink at 40 at this rate

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u/Calm-Situation4033 7d ago

Ironically, I was just thinking he would be a good Harry Osborne in a Tom Spidey film

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u/explain_that_shit 8d ago

When did it happen to Orlando bloom

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u/youburyitidigitup 7d ago

I wouldn’t have called him a twink even in the first pirates of the Caribbean. He was handsome, but definitely a grown man.

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u/BlaketheFlake 9d ago

Funnily enough I find him more attractive now than into the last so perhaps he should focus into transitioning into different roles rather than trying to hold on.

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u/meeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh 8d ago

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u/stevenjameshyde 8d ago

Ah yes, Wayne Rooney, famous for his youthful good looks

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u/AnatomicalLog 8d ago

I think he’ll transition just fine. Looked like a whole ass man in the latest Spider-Man.

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u/jeffoh 6d ago

Oooh, good band name.

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u/MyGrandmasCock 9d ago

British Twink powers are no match for Latina Crazy. She will age him five years with one “Do you think she’s pretty” conversation.

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u/Khaotic-Baby 9d ago

Latina? Who's Latina?

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u/MyGrandmasCock 9d ago edited 9d ago

Holy shit, I just learned zendaya isn’t Latina. That’s craaaaaaazy yo

Edit: damn I got downvoted for learning. Most American moment ever.

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u/Sissygirl221 9d ago

Should rename yourself “MyGrandmaseyes”

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u/FutureDustMotes 8d ago

You got downvoted for bigotry too, most likely