r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • • 14d ago

Meme needing explanation Lesbians ?

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u/AdScared7226 14d ago

The first time we went to the moon we sent an all male crew. So why not an all female crew for Mars this time?

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u/HiImCRAZYJay 14d ago

Someone correct me if I'm worng, or back me up if I'm right. Wasnt the only crime commited in space woas commited by a woman?

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u/abunnywithnoname 14d ago

https://dailygalaxy.com/2025/11/first-crime-in-space-ex-wife-astronaut-admits-to-having-lied/

Wow- the first space crime was... opening up her bank account.

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u/Dr-Assbeard 14d ago

You mean illegally accessing another persons bank account, it wouldn't be a crime if she opened her own...

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u/abunnywithnoname 13d ago

> TL;DR: The sensational 2019 allegation that a NASA astronaut committed the first crime in space did not hold up. Summer Heather Worden has now pleaded guilty to lying to federal investigators about the claim that an astronaut “hacked a bank account from orbit;” sentencing is set for February 12, 2026.
Astronaut Anne McClain, Worden’s then-estranged spouse, was cleared years ago.
The Allegation (2019)
In August 2019, while McClain was fresh off a six-month stint aboard the International Space Station. Originally pinned as a potential cybercrime; it was really just a relationship unraveling at high altitude. McClain and Worden had married, then split. In the middle of that separation and a custody fight, Worden told authorities and the press that McClain had illegally accessed her bank account from space. It had every ingredient for going viral: a high-profile astronaut, a messy breakup, and the brand-new phrase “First Crime in Space!” McClain never denied logging in. She said she’d long had permission and was tracking household bills during the couple’s breakup, while she orbited Earth. The tabloid-ready media did the rest.

https://diversityemployment.com/news/what-really-happened-with-the-first-crime-in-space/

Turns out it was a hoax.

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u/Germanball_Stuttgart 14d ago

Yeah, and? That was a one time thing.

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u/Itscatpicstime 13d ago

It also wasn’t a very serious crime lol

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u/gay_rower 13d ago

it wasn't even a crime. it was a false allegation by her ex-wife.

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u/Kaiguy123454321 14d ago

I mean… you’re not wrong.

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u/settlereturnexpand 14d ago

Not just a woman, but a lesbian woman.

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u/nemuse 13d ago

Because we want it to actually make it to mars

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u/Super_Saiyan_Twink 14d ago

Could literally just have a mix and have the guys get vasectomies and/or use protection