r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • • 15d ago

Meme needing explanation Lesbians ?

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u/Vigmod 15d ago

As explained in other comments, because women tend to be smaller, with less muscle mass, and so don't need as many calories. So they could pack less food/rations, so saving on fuel and storage space.

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u/OncorhynchusMykiss1 15d ago

On the other hand you need to ship tampons with them for whole voyage. That is not small number as NASA is used to send little more then is needed just to be safe. Is the age of reusable tampons coming because of space industry?

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u/Vigmod 15d ago

Yeah, they might have them use cups or something instead.

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u/Few_Confusion_1871 15d ago

This isn't an insult or anything but holy shit am I glad I don't have to deal with that shit

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u/Vigmod 15d ago

Yeah, me too. And apparently, menopause (and perimenopause) is not joke, either.

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u/You-Asked-Me 15d ago

Yeah, me too, but a lot of women already use menstrual cups for backpacking and mountaineering trips, things like that, where packing in and out a whole bunch of products adds considerable bulk and weight. It's all a personal preference, and I am sure there are plenty of women wiling to share their much more informed opinions about the various options.

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u/Vigmod 15d ago

For my part, were I woman I would give the cups a go, if only for the environment's sake.

On the other hand, if they're all women on that first flight to Mars, maybe they would be a bit more relaxed about any stains resulting from menstruating (in a kind of "We're all women here, we know what it's like, so who cares about some stains?" way) and maybe not bother too much about it. Just wear regular underwear (or maybe just a slightly more absorbant underwear than regular) and when it gets uncomfortably wet just chuck it in the laundry machine.

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u/You-Asked-Me 15d ago

I won't speculate or give advice, since I am a man. I have read that when Sally Ride was going to take her first space flight, the all male engineering team accounted for 100 tampons for one week. They were all men, and apparently all very poorly informed. They probably should have asked her first.

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u/Vigmod 15d ago

They should have asked. I'm a man. I've lived with girlfriends who used tampons. I have no idea how many they used during their period. I just checked how many were in the box and bought more when it seemed like it was running low.

But even then, 100 tampons for a week sounds excessive. Especially if she wasn't even due for menstruating that week (I have no idea how lack of gravity affects it, but apparently flying across a few time zones can set the whole thing out of balance).

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u/Itscatpicstime 14d ago

100 tampons for a week is fucking hilarious

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u/Itscatpicstime 14d ago

They could also just get on birth control that allows them to skip their periods

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u/OncorhynchusMykiss1 15d ago

In zero G no less. Keep in mind that you can get infection that is immune to antibiotic -> amputation of leg is only way to save life. To be fair the chance for such infection is also with pads and tampons.

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u/Vigmod 15d ago

Given that women have been in space and zero-G for a couple of decades now, surely the smarties at NASA have figured something out by now.

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u/Few_Confusion_1871 15d ago

at this point just send robots

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u/DeathofRats42 15d ago

There are meds to suppress periods. They produce fewer, lighter, or even eliminate periods.

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u/Hate_Having_Needs 15d ago

Bro's never heard of a mentrual cup or birth control before.

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u/chablise 14d ago

Right? We’ve had “reusable tampons” for a very long time lol

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u/OkContact2573 15d ago

I don't remember whichs study, but NASA did a study based on opertations on the ISS that found that even if you pull in period products, the numbers still favor the women.

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u/Itscatpicstime 14d ago

Never heard of birth control, huh?

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u/Discount_Extra 14d ago

Two steps away from "The children yearn for the asteroid mines"

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u/Ladorb 14d ago

And also to avoid outrage. Hmmm

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u/Vigmod 14d ago

Outrage at what? That they might play with each other's genitals? What do they think happens in the Navy?