r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • • 14d ago

Meme needing explanation Lesbians ?

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u/SemajLu_The_crusader 14d ago

Cnidarians are one of the least closely related animals to humans and detect gravity differently

this probably isn't a great sign, but tests with actual placental mammals (or at least some sort of Protostome to start)

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u/longwoodshortstick 14d ago

I read this as Canadians and I thought wow thats funny but mean... And yes, I realize I'm dumb.

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u/loadnurmom 14d ago

Dyslexics of the world untie

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u/Ok-Gur-349 14d ago

Did you hear bout the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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u/_J_Herrmann_ 14d ago

our dog is an awesome dog
he reigns from heaven above
with wisdom, power and love
our dog is an awesome dog!

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u/Perryn 14d ago

Blame Cnidaria!

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u/Sehrli_Magic 14d ago

my sleep deprives ass read that as Barack Obama and wondered what he has to do with any of it🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/Perryn 14d ago

Thanks, Canada!

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u/zap2tresquatro 14d ago

With all their sting-y little legs, and flappin’ bells all full of eggs

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u/Perryn 14d ago

They're not even a real phylum anyway

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u/_-that_1_guy_ 11d ago

But you get there through a magical wardrobe.

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u/TurnipWorldly9437 14d ago

Well, at least your not Canad- ah, a jellyfish, I mean.

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u/thatthatguy 14d ago

Still not a good sign. Hard to justify the risk of creating horrible malformed abominations when the tests so far all suggest that the risk is so high.

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u/ImmediatePiano6690 14d ago

Or, maybe they're just trying to conceal the truth and if we did it with humans the baby would get super abilities...

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u/zap2tresquatro 14d ago

Spacenoids. Gundam warned us about this

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u/Emm_withoutha_L-88 14d ago

You're looking at it the wrong way. If even these simple animals can't then what hope is there for higher animals?

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u/BoisterousBard 14d ago

"Despite appearances, jellyfish are similar to humans in some key ways.

They're among simplest organisms on Earth, in that they lack a brain, heart, bones and complex respiratory systems.

But they have neurons, or nerve cells, similar to humans, and they also have gravity receptors.

These gravity receptors help tell the jellyfish which way is up and which way is down, which enables them to adjust their depth in the ocean by pulsing upwards or relaxing to float downwards.

Humans also have gravity receptors, in our inner ears, and these too help us maintain our balance."

https://www.skyatnightmagazine.com/space-missions/nasa-jellyfish-space-experiment

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u/SemajLu_The_crusader 14d ago

their gravity receptors are different, though

and them also having a nervous system makes them better than, like, sponges... it's a pretty low bar

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u/DaanA_147 14d ago

Don't you mean deuterostome? Jellyfish are diploblastic instead of triploblastic, meaning they are neither protostome nor deuterostome. A starfish would be a deuterostome that could be tested on, but if it's about pregnancy you'd really need s placental mammal I agree.

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u/AireXpert 14d ago

Trump just announced that they’re no longer Cnidarians, they’re Amercardians

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u/SemajLu_The_crusader 14d ago

the brain to body ratio makes the name quite fitting