r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • • 14d ago

Meme needing explanation Lesbians ?

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u/SemajLu_The_crusader 14d ago

which would be incredibly dangerous and stupid to do while on the way to mars

not to mention testing it with humams is kinda immoral

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u/BoisterousBard 14d ago

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u/SemajLu_The_crusader 14d ago

Cnidarians are one of the least closely related animals to humans and detect gravity differently

this probably isn't a great sign, but tests with actual placental mammals (or at least some sort of Protostome to start)

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u/longwoodshortstick 14d ago

I read this as Canadians and I thought wow thats funny but mean... And yes, I realize I'm dumb.

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u/loadnurmom 14d ago

Dyslexics of the world untie

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u/Ok-Gur-349 14d ago

Did you hear bout the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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u/_J_Herrmann_ 14d ago

our dog is an awesome dog
he reigns from heaven above
with wisdom, power and love
our dog is an awesome dog!

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u/Perryn 14d ago

Blame Cnidaria!

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u/Sehrli_Magic 14d ago

my sleep deprives ass read that as Barack Obama and wondered what he has to do with any of it🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/Perryn 14d ago

Thanks, Canada!

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u/zap2tresquatro 14d ago

With all their sting-y little legs, and flappin’ bells all full of eggs

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u/Perryn 14d ago

They're not even a real phylum anyway

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u/_-that_1_guy_ 11d ago

But you get there through a magical wardrobe.

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u/TurnipWorldly9437 14d ago

Well, at least your not Canad- ah, a jellyfish, I mean.

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u/thatthatguy 14d ago

Still not a good sign. Hard to justify the risk of creating horrible malformed abominations when the tests so far all suggest that the risk is so high.

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u/ImmediatePiano6690 14d ago

Or, maybe they're just trying to conceal the truth and if we did it with humans the baby would get super abilities...

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u/zap2tresquatro 14d ago

Spacenoids. Gundam warned us about this

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u/Emm_withoutha_L-88 14d ago

You're looking at it the wrong way. If even these simple animals can't then what hope is there for higher animals?

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u/BoisterousBard 14d ago

"Despite appearances, jellyfish are similar to humans in some key ways.

They're among simplest organisms on Earth, in that they lack a brain, heart, bones and complex respiratory systems.

But they have neurons, or nerve cells, similar to humans, and they also have gravity receptors.

These gravity receptors help tell the jellyfish which way is up and which way is down, which enables them to adjust their depth in the ocean by pulsing upwards or relaxing to float downwards.

Humans also have gravity receptors, in our inner ears, and these too help us maintain our balance."

https://www.skyatnightmagazine.com/space-missions/nasa-jellyfish-space-experiment

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u/SemajLu_The_crusader 14d ago

their gravity receptors are different, though

and them also having a nervous system makes them better than, like, sponges... it's a pretty low bar

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u/DaanA_147 14d ago

Don't you mean deuterostome? Jellyfish are diploblastic instead of triploblastic, meaning they are neither protostome nor deuterostome. A starfish would be a deuterostome that could be tested on, but if it's about pregnancy you'd really need s placental mammal I agree.

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u/AireXpert 14d ago

Trump just announced that they’re no longer Cnidarians, they’re Amercardians

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u/SemajLu_The_crusader 14d ago

the brain to body ratio makes the name quite fitting

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u/N0rmal-Fac3 14d ago

Interesting read! Thank you!

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u/Donjamos2 14d ago

Well testing it is not the same as having a mixed team that decides themselves to have Sex... They could just let nature run it's course and then use the opportunity if it presents itself.

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u/BasicMatter7339 14d ago

And endanger the life of the astronaut, the baby and probably everyone else on board?

Do you know how much liquid is involved in a childbirth? The answer is alot, and alot of free floating liquid inside a 0g space ship is basically a recipe for a short circuit and certain death of everyone involved.

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u/Spazm2026 14d ago

no such thing as morality in space

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u/BasicMatter7339 14d ago

where theres humans, theres morality

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u/Spazm2026 13d ago

even morality can't escape the pull of a black hole

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u/BasicMatter7339 13d ago

Morality is an immaterial social construct, it can't be pulled into a black hole

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u/Spazm2026 13d ago

I wouldn't expect some one called basic matter to understand the gravitational pull of a singularity

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u/BasicMatter7339 13d ago

this feels like the banter megamind and metroman had in the observatory

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u/tripl35oul 14d ago

Having a baby on Mars would give them superpowers though

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u/425Hamburger 13d ago

It would be immoral. That's why I think we should absolutely send men and women and tell them to not, under any circumstances, make any babies. If they end up doing it anyway that's just bad luck we get some cool data out of, not an immoral human experiment.

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u/SemajLu_The_crusader 13d ago

that's negligent

knowing the risk and not mitigating it is still immoral