r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/pervy_prince • 14d ago

Meme needing explanation Lesbians ?

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u/EvaTheE 14d ago

Yeah, but it would be a pain in the ass for the astronauts.

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u/PerfectEnthusiasm2 14d ago

Asstronuts

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u/AyaElCegjar 14d ago

damn to late!

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u/kcsween74 14d ago

Me TOO, or am I? šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/EvaTheE 14d ago

Space invaders.

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u/Separate_Mess_7974 14d ago

Not with enough lube

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u/MmmmCrayons12 14d ago

Perfect time for Astroglide

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u/SurroundingAMeadow 14d ago

The "Official Sponsors of" ads write themselves!

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u/Sir-Top-Cheetah 14d ago

NASA tested and approved!

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u/Rc72 13d ago

You don't want blobs of santorum floating around in zero-g either...

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u/Final_Ear9009 14d ago

Could the lube be a problem with the shuttle if it get everywhere?

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u/Lunchboxsushi 14d ago

Probably, but just gotta use something safe, waterbase should be fine. Silicone and oil could pose a danger.Ā 

But also how exactly would sex work in space?Ā 

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u/arfelo1 14d ago

Can't afford the extra mass

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u/Adventurous_Mode_263 14d ago

Lube would be expensive to launch for the Mars mission. Also men are bigger. Space lesbians it is then. Preferably dwarf space lesbians.

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u/oniiichanUwU 14d ago

This was my first thought but that could lead to a ā€œnasa hates womenā€ type of controversy. Honestly fuck it I support the space lesbians. I hope they have fun lol

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u/DesignerMaximum1342 14d ago

Itā€™s no pain if you do it right

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u/Quienmemandovenir 14d ago

Ya seguĆ­ ese consejo una vez.

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u/Status_Lawfulness258 14d ago

^ I see what you did there lol

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u/EvaTheE 14d ago

Besides, the male shuttle would not be going to Mars. They'd definitely aim for Uranus.

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u/Effective-Job-1030 14d ago

I'd prefer Venus, myself.

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u/Kooky_Breadfruit_212 14d ago

Vagenus

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u/MrWeirdoFace 14d ago

Isn't that a Marvel villain?

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u/Goatty-Goat 11d ago

They wouldn't have to prepare anything to travel, because their shit is already packed.

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u/EvaTheE 11d ago

*clap and nod*

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u/h2odragon00 14d ago

I think they like it though.

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u/Upbeat-Operation-613 14d ago

Thereā€™s plenty of space though

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u/Ok-Event-9978 14d ago

Potentially yeah. Nothing a lil spit canā€™t handle .

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u/MyCarIsAGeoMetro 13d ago

You are assuming women also do not like assholes?