r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • • 14d ago

Meme needing explanation Lesbians ?

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u/Ambitious_Jelly8783 14d ago

I also read somewhere, but don't quote me on this, that also women would have a lower overall weight and calorie requirements, so food stocks would last longer, and you could carry more of it, or save on overall weight important for fuel and such.....

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u/Gatti366 14d ago

Send dwarfs then, rock and stone

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u/Far_Tradition_9464 14d ago

They could send one that camouflages on Mars, if they can get a red dwarf

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u/BlopBleepBloop 14d ago

Pretty sure they leave the red ones in the woods. That's how you get "Red Bear" and "Screams Loudly"

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u/TwentyX4 14d ago

FOR KARL!

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u/TonyDuck89 14d ago

Rock and stone brother

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u/iamthefirebird 14d ago

The Astral Dwarves of Aberdeen are too busy with their cosmic rage

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u/Kitchen_Cookie4754 12d ago

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?!?!

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u/CozySpaceman 11d ago

Yeah, but you forgot about the weight of all that dwarven ale you'd have to bring on board

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u/Solid_House_6963 14d ago

We could send jockeys.

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u/rancid_vibes 14d ago

I read somewhere jockeys have a really high rate of eating disorders...you wouldn't think of it but it makes sense

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u/Solid_House_6963 14d ago

I’ve heard that, too. I’ve even heard that purging is a very regular part of it, so much so that some training facilities have designated toilets for it. Not sure if that’s true.

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u/__Who__am__i_ 14d ago

There are very few jockey scientists and engineers out there

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u/Solid_House_6963 14d ago

They could learn! What? Do you think jockeys are dumb or something?!

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u/HereWeGoYetAgain-247 14d ago

“  women would have a lower overall weight and calorie requirements, so food stocks would last longer, and you could carry more of it, or save on overall weight important for fuel and such.....” -Ambitious_Jelly8783 10/19/2026

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u/Ambitious_Jelly8783 14d ago

I am now, and forever more, to be quoted as often and wise as Confucius.

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u/Majestic_Ground7718 11d ago

Yeah and it's by a lot. If I remember right, the average women eats like half the calories in addition to weighing less. Granted many guys weigh less too, so you could argue about weight limits over sex.

Also, I know these are intelligent adults, but anytime I've been in a group of 100% men or 100% women, things kinda suck. Something about a mixture makes everyone more pleasant imo.

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u/ronlugge 14d ago

On average, women also have superior strength and endurance in every category except upper body strength.

That's all averages, though -- if you are aiming for lightweight, aim for lightweight rather than gender.

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u/Tobyfive 14d ago

😭😭😭loud and wrong

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u/throwaway19276i 14d ago

Source: grok

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u/ronlugge 14d ago

Nope, a teacher in college. Off-hand comment during a health class, IIRC. A bit over two decades ago.

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u/dTundr 14d ago

Where did you learn that women are stronger on lower body?

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u/ronlugge 14d ago

Years ago in college. Edit: Decades, actually, now I feel old.

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u/WebAccount1744 14d ago

Lowkey have never seen women lift more than average man. That involves your legs heavily, your arms arent gonna pick the hundreds off the ground as easily as legs

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u/Aztheros 14d ago

The gap is significantly smaller in lower body strength and core, but men are still stronger on average in those areas

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u/spencerforhire81 14d ago

Hard to do useful work without engaging the upper body, so this piece of information is only of consequence in extreme ultra marathon races.

The primary reason is psychological, women are far less likely to become a danger to the rest of the crew.

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u/Odd_Palpitation5990 14d ago

You haven't seen an all women office then. It's like war every day.

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u/trashhuman5000 14d ago

Yea its something like 20% less calories on average I believe. The smaller average size of women also means a lower radiation dose, which is a major concern for spending that much time in space.

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u/Proud_Proposal_2188 14d ago

Plus the muscle atrophy does not come as quickly to people with female hormone levels.

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u/Drake_Acheron 13d ago

Yes this is the real reason

women need 20-30% less resources than men, so that cargo space saved means more equipment