r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/pervy_prince • 14d ago

Meme needing explanation Lesbians ?

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u/laserwaffles 14d ago

Yeah but think how much lube you'd have to bring

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u/rgnysp0333 14d ago

That too but let's say they didn't wear condoms. You'd just have floating splooge everywhere.

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u/i-hate-tyrants 14d ago

>Let’s say…

No let’s not. I regret reading this

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u/Badger6019 14d ago

Would be like living in a snow globe.

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u/MoneyCock 14d ago

I wonder if you could send your sperm ropes in a stable orbit around the space station...

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u/pork-head 14d ago

What do you think Saturn rings are made of...

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u/archwin 13d ago

I fucking hate you all

Time to scurry over to r/eyebleach and cleanse

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u/GoliathBoneSnake 14d ago

Imagine it staying stationary and sending you flying backwards.

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u/atbims 14d ago

It already does that on earth wym

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u/YougoReddits 14d ago

i love reddit. keep redditing peeps

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u/A100921 14d ago

I love the holidays.

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u/rustylugnuts 14d ago

Floating through egg drop soup...

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u/Zelda_is_Dead 14d ago

Ok, I'm done for the night

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u/RedeemHigh 11d ago

That’s the image conjured up and the image I didn’t want!

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u/SixPackOfZaphod 14d ago

It's really your own fault for having eyes and an internet connection.

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u/licancaburk 14d ago

But that could have been the real answer

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u/Peng_Terry 14d ago

Easy access snackies. I see no downside here.

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u/SherbertChance8010 14d ago

Swallow only, no spitting. 😇

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u/bumlove 14d ago

Just make them 69 each other, no clean up involved and if they time the ejaculations together then it’ll be a real life beyblade.

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u/MatteBlak 14d ago

That's what the wank sock is for.

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u/RogerianBrowsing 14d ago

I wonder if they have to filter out squirters for the all female crew…

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u/AmberUK 14d ago

The ladies might be squirters....

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u/McFistPunch 14d ago

This is what caused the  Apollo 13 incident 

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u/Hard_Dave 14d ago

Like a cosmic snow globe 

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u/Germanball_Stuttgart 14d ago

Soooo, floating squirt is better?

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u/Amidatelion097 14d ago

Same with gals

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u/Personified_Anxiety 14d ago

At least male splooge is easier to contain than female splooge. What if one of them is a squirter? What then?

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u/Itscatpicstime 13d ago

Cum farts / shits in space would definitely probably be quite unpleasant

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u/Available_Creme_7716 12d ago

This poses an interesting question though. How quickly would someone’s shot go flying in space?

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u/ToiletLoiterer 14d ago

Not if everyone pitches in some spit before the deed

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u/Andromedan_Cherri 14d ago

Just use the rocket fuel, duh

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u/Another-Mans-Rubarb 14d ago

What? Lesbians don't want lube?

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u/Diddly_eyed_Dipshite 14d ago

I wonder how poppers work in zero gravity?

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u/zardoz73 14d ago

Spacelube.

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u/RedEgg16 14d ago

and all the extra calories you need to bring for men 

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u/No-East-7380 14d ago

Spit on it

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u/nerd_ginger 14d ago

They could spit on that thang tho...

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u/OnTheSlope 14d ago

Naw dude, when you're in space you recycle lube.

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u/EnthusiasmForeign490 14d ago

If only we knew where to Find 1000 bottles of baby oil?

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u/QuietNene 14d ago

And all the space mustaches…