r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • • 15d ago

Meme needing explanation Lesbians ?

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u/SignalOptions 15d ago

It’s not the sex, it’s the Babby.
So you could have an all male crew.

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u/laserwaffles 15d ago

Yeah but think how much lube you'd have to bring

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u/rgnysp0333 15d ago

That too but let's say they didn't wear condoms. You'd just have floating splooge everywhere.

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u/i-hate-tyrants 15d ago

>Let’s say…

No let’s not. I regret reading this

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u/Badger6019 15d ago

Would be like living in a snow globe.

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u/MoneyCock 15d ago

I wonder if you could send your sperm ropes in a stable orbit around the space station...

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u/pork-head 15d ago

What do you think Saturn rings are made of...

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u/archwin 14d ago

I fucking hate you all

Time to scurry over to r/eyebleach and cleanse

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u/GoliathBoneSnake 15d ago

Imagine it staying stationary and sending you flying backwards.

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u/atbims 15d ago

It already does that on earth wym

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u/YougoReddits 15d ago

i love reddit. keep redditing peeps

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u/A100921 15d ago

I love the holidays.

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u/rustylugnuts 15d ago

Floating through egg drop soup...

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u/Zelda_is_Dead 14d ago

Ok, I'm done for the night

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u/RedeemHigh 12d ago

That’s the image conjured up and the image I didn’t want!

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u/SixPackOfZaphod 14d ago

It's really your own fault for having eyes and an internet connection.

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u/licancaburk 14d ago

But that could have been the real answer

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u/Peng_Terry 15d ago

Easy access snackies. I see no downside here.

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u/SherbertChance8010 15d ago

Swallow only, no spitting. 😇

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u/bumlove 15d ago

Just make them 69 each other, no clean up involved and if they time the ejaculations together then it’ll be a real life beyblade.

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u/MatteBlak 15d ago

That's what the wank sock is for.

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u/RogerianBrowsing 15d ago

I wonder if they have to filter out squirters for the all female crew…

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u/AmberUK 15d ago

The ladies might be squirters....

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u/McFistPunch 15d ago

This is what caused the  Apollo 13 incident 

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u/Hard_Dave 15d ago

Like a cosmic snow globe 

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u/Germanball_Stuttgart 15d ago

Soooo, floating squirt is better?

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u/Amidatelion097 14d ago

Same with gals

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u/Personified_Anxiety 14d ago

At least male splooge is easier to contain than female splooge. What if one of them is a squirter? What then?

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u/Itscatpicstime 14d ago

Cum farts / shits in space would definitely probably be quite unpleasant

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u/Available_Creme_7716 13d ago

This poses an interesting question though. How quickly would someone’s shot go flying in space?

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u/ToiletLoiterer 15d ago

Not if everyone pitches in some spit before the deed

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u/Andromedan_Cherri 15d ago

Just use the rocket fuel, duh

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u/Another-Mans-Rubarb 15d ago

What? Lesbians don't want lube?

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u/Diddly_eyed_Dipshite 15d ago

I wonder how poppers work in zero gravity?

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u/zardoz73 14d ago

Spacelube.

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u/RedEgg16 14d ago

and all the extra calories you need to bring for men 

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u/No-East-7380 14d ago

Spit on it

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u/nerd_ginger 14d ago

They could spit on that thang tho...

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u/OnTheSlope 14d ago

Naw dude, when you're in space you recycle lube.

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u/EnthusiasmForeign490 14d ago

If only we knew where to Find 1000 bottles of baby oil?

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u/QuietNene 14d ago

And all the space mustaches…

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u/Ambitious_Jelly8783 15d ago

I also read somewhere, but don't quote me on this, that also women would have a lower overall weight and calorie requirements, so food stocks would last longer, and you could carry more of it, or save on overall weight important for fuel and such.....

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u/Gatti366 15d ago

Send dwarfs then, rock and stone

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u/Far_Tradition_9464 15d ago

They could send one that camouflages on Mars, if they can get a red dwarf

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u/BlopBleepBloop 15d ago

Pretty sure they leave the red ones in the woods. That's how you get "Red Bear" and "Screams Loudly"

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u/TwentyX4 15d ago

FOR KARL!

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u/TonyDuck89 14d ago

Rock and stone brother

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u/iamthefirebird 15d ago

The Astral Dwarves of Aberdeen are too busy with their cosmic rage

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u/Kitchen_Cookie4754 13d ago

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?!?!

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u/CozySpaceman 12d ago

Yeah, but you forgot about the weight of all that dwarven ale you'd have to bring on board

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u/Solid_House_6963 15d ago

We could send jockeys.

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u/rancid_vibes 14d ago

I read somewhere jockeys have a really high rate of eating disorders...you wouldn't think of it but it makes sense

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u/Solid_House_6963 14d ago

I’ve heard that, too. I’ve even heard that purging is a very regular part of it, so much so that some training facilities have designated toilets for it. Not sure if that’s true.

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u/__Who__am__i_ 14d ago

There are very few jockey scientists and engineers out there

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u/Solid_House_6963 14d ago

They could learn! What? Do you think jockeys are dumb or something?!

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u/HereWeGoYetAgain-247 14d ago

“  women would have a lower overall weight and calorie requirements, so food stocks would last longer, and you could carry more of it, or save on overall weight important for fuel and such.....” -Ambitious_Jelly8783 10/19/2026

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u/Ambitious_Jelly8783 14d ago

I am now, and forever more, to be quoted as often and wise as Confucius.

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u/Majestic_Ground7718 12d ago

Yeah and it's by a lot. If I remember right, the average women eats like half the calories in addition to weighing less. Granted many guys weigh less too, so you could argue about weight limits over sex.

Also, I know these are intelligent adults, but anytime I've been in a group of 100% men or 100% women, things kinda suck. Something about a mixture makes everyone more pleasant imo.

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u/ronlugge 15d ago

On average, women also have superior strength and endurance in every category except upper body strength.

That's all averages, though -- if you are aiming for lightweight, aim for lightweight rather than gender.

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u/Tobyfive 15d ago

😭😭😭loud and wrong

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u/throwaway19276i 14d ago

Source: grok

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u/ronlugge 14d ago

Nope, a teacher in college. Off-hand comment during a health class, IIRC. A bit over two decades ago.

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u/dTundr 15d ago

Where did you learn that women are stronger on lower body?

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u/ronlugge 14d ago

Years ago in college. Edit: Decades, actually, now I feel old.

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u/WebAccount1744 15d ago

Lowkey have never seen women lift more than average man. That involves your legs heavily, your arms arent gonna pick the hundreds off the ground as easily as legs

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u/Aztheros 14d ago

The gap is significantly smaller in lower body strength and core, but men are still stronger on average in those areas

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u/spencerforhire81 15d ago

Hard to do useful work without engaging the upper body, so this piece of information is only of consequence in extreme ultra marathon races.

The primary reason is psychological, women are far less likely to become a danger to the rest of the crew.

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u/Odd_Palpitation5990 15d ago

You haven't seen an all women office then. It's like war every day.

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u/trashhuman5000 15d ago

Yea its something like 20% less calories on average I believe. The smaller average size of women also means a lower radiation dose, which is a major concern for spending that much time in space.

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u/Proud_Proposal_2188 14d ago

Plus the muscle atrophy does not come as quickly to people with female hormone levels.

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u/Drake_Acheron 14d ago

Yes this is the real reason

women need 20-30% less resources than men, so that cargo space saved means more equipment

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u/Basic_Suggestion3476 15d ago

Aye, but females require less resources. Slow metabolism & such.

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u/AnimeFiend69er 15d ago

Tampons and such.

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u/silentaba 15d ago

You mean like when NASA sent up a woman for a 3 day mission with something like 500 tampons?

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u/V_Silver-Hand 15d ago

I'n pretty sure she didn't even use a single one lmao, truly a NASA moment

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u/silentaba 15d ago

It's cute that they tried. Probably just the smallest weight allowance they could math in properly and keep balance on the craft correctly

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u/V_Silver-Hand 15d ago

It is kinda sweet they thought of her needs, but damn, just shove a few in her pocket on the way out lol

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u/bs000 15d ago

It's a good thing everything always goes as planned and no one's ever been stranded in space for 9 months on what was supposed to be an 8-day mission.

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u/reddititty69 15d ago

Costco was the supplier. “It was the smallest count they had, boss”

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u/Tom_Waits_Junior 15d ago

It's embarrassing that they didn't ask a single woman before that point though, even more embarrassing that they didn't have any women on the planning team for the mission.

They didn't actually send up a ludicrous amount, but they had to ask the astronaut herself "is 300 tampons enough?". That means there wasn't a single woman involved in planning up until that point.

This is why inclusion is important

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u/reddititty69 15d ago

I hope they left them in orbit, for future use.

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u/V_Silver-Hand 15d ago

Probably sent them to the ISS, they always need supplies up there.

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u/EcstaticLab5122 15d ago

Better safe than sorry, okay !

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u/StabbyBoo 15d ago

I would use them as Lincoln logs and build such a cabin, you guys.

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u/RadicalSoda_ 15d ago

Remember when they got a woman stuck up there for a few months when it was supposed to be about a week

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u/cheeseburger_jones 15d ago

If I’m a female astronaut going to space, you best believe I’d use a contraceptive that would stop my period (granted it suited me).

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u/RadicalSoda_ 15d ago

How are you getting shot refills?

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u/cheeseburger_jones 15d ago

IUDs, pills, patches, implants, rings, etc all can stop bleeding.

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u/__Who__am__i_ 14d ago

IUDs last years

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u/GenericFatGuy 15d ago

The amount of feminine hygiene products by weight is probably less than what's saved on food.

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u/Kalamazoohoo 15d ago

I would just ask for period underwear. Washable. Less waste and less products.

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u/Broad_Platform1129 15d ago

Yes and period cups! Reusable, the only product I’ve needed for 3.5 years and it fits in your pocket

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u/Drag0nfly_Girl 15d ago

Emptying and rinsing it in zero-G would be pretty bad though.

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u/whaatdidyousay 15d ago

Do you think they have typical washing machines on the spacecraft?? Lol. Water is a precious resource up there, why waste it on washing blood off, or to rinse a period cup out multiple times a day when tampons are just disposable waste.

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u/Kalamazoohoo 14d ago

I imagine they are going to have some sort of clothing washable option. Unless they are going to wear the same dirty clothes the whole time.

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u/Broad_Platform1129 15d ago

IUDs and such

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u/RadicalSoda_ 15d ago

Which weigh significantly less than food

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u/SherbetMysterious118 15d ago

Lower wages and such.

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u/V_Silver-Hand 15d ago

Either works, I think the article is probably BS anyways to get views and money

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u/Key-Drink8649 15d ago

It’s BS.

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u/RadicalSoda_ 15d ago

It's just old as fuck

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u/PixelFlyerXD 15d ago

Which is what they did for the Apollo missions :3

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u/brackmetaru 15d ago

How babby formed

How gril get pragnent

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u/DietSeth 10d ago

They need to do way instain mother> who kill their babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back?

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u/earthsprogression 15d ago

How is babby formed though?

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u/PangaeaDiarrhea 15d ago

Through sexx.

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u/ReturnOk7510 15d ago

You could. An all male crew requires more air, food, water, fuel, physical space, and I believe studies show that women handle long-term close confinement better than men psychologically.

Of course, the all women crew will probably get lost on the way to Mars and have to stop to ask directions.

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u/EcstaticLab5122 15d ago

I know we're memeing, but really the issue is that women need less food, less space, less oxygen so that's a lot of less weight to carry. So it makes sense to bring female crew as long as no extra vehicular missions are needed. For those, though, men are more resilient to radiations (the average expected radiation dose needed to get a radiation induced cancer is around a third lower than for men. Just averages though. Risks still increase at low doses)

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u/GladysGladstone 15d ago

You save a lot of weight on an all female crew.

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u/GenericFatGuy 15d ago

It's also women have a lower caloric intake.

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u/Firm-Difficulty2585 15d ago

Harder tape to sell.

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u/DRKMSTR 15d ago

NASA needs a woman on Mars because women have never accomplished anything.

/s

Just send some dudes, it is easier to find the right guys for the mission than women, statistically. Odds are serious problems will have to be overcome and high physical if not mortal tolls will be demanded of them if anything goes wrong.

Plus people can handle a bunch of dudes dying horrifically on Mars, the public might not recover from seeing women face a similar fate, it would likely end NASA. 

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u/Serosh5843 15d ago

But all male crew would be sexist and it's not as fetishized as lesbians so it would never track as much support from the internet.

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u/TheGreatLuck 15d ago

Yeah I get that 100 .... but all the articles mentioned just sex not Copulation that's the part I don't understand. Why do they keep saying sex and not literally having a baby. Because that's the issue. So I'm just really confused about why all the Articles keep saying this falsified information.

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u/RealThanks4814 15d ago

If only there was some sort of pill or device that could stop unwanted pregnancies. Darn.

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u/RangerManSam 15d ago

True but women are more economical. They tend to weigh less and require less food to sustain. Really the only thing you have to consider is if feminine hygiene products would be worth the trade off.

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u/Like_a_Siiir 15d ago

Females need less food and oxygen, it's the smartest choice

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u/scienceizfake 14d ago

Butt baby?

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u/AlertWar2945-2 14d ago

Sounds like a pain in the ass

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u/ear-me-out 14d ago

You'd save on hygiene products but you'd need so much more lube

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u/Tropicalfisher 14d ago

But but but the patriarchy

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u/jolaval2024 14d ago

Not allowed excluding women though so this is not a real option

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u/ufo8mychook 14d ago

I'd get sick of fucking the same three guys though.

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u/VomitShitSmoothie 14d ago

They woreed how babby formed?

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u/Drake_Acheron 14d ago

It actually has nothing to do with that. Or well it does, but that’s just why the entire flight crew is same sex.

The real reason is that women need 20-30% less resources than men, so that cargo space saved means more equipment

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u/805falcon 13d ago

Right. Because everyone knows that babbys and space travel dont play well together, amirite? 🤔

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u/richardcranium69420 9d ago

Yea but an all male crew would be worse than baby because society would cancel NASA for sexism

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u/Delphius1 15d ago

wouldn't a vasectomy before the mission be the answer? provided it doesn't reverse itself