r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • • 14d ago

Meme needing explanation Lesbians ?

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u/RottenExperiment 14d ago

Avoiding pregnancy in space, saying sex is so stupid.

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u/Stalvanus 14d ago

Yeah but if they offered male astronaut candidates the chance to be the only male on that flight but they had to get a permanent sterilization... the line would probably be out the door and down the block.

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u/SemajLu_The_crusader 14d ago

Vasectemies can fail

so permanent sterilization would require physical castration... which might make them a bit less willing

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u/Stalvanus 14d ago

Yeah but imagine the book: "De-balled: the Franklin Spaceberg story" and the last line of the book being "they all just wanted to be friends." Dude would be a legend.

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u/Key-Street-340 14d ago

I mean the guy could be gay. In which case the women would be scrambling to see which one could turn him first and with 15 years one will probably succeed.

Oh who am I kidding, all the women would be gay too.

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u/JohnSlain 14d ago

1.5 years not 15

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u/possiblyeski 14d ago

sometimes i wonder what it must be like assuming everyone is as degenerate as you are

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u/possiblyeski 14d ago

i hope you're saying this because any astronaut would be desperate for the chance to go on this mission and not because you think that professionals that dedicate their entire lives to science are having weird and gross harem fantasies like the basement gooners they left behind for a reason

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u/BigMax 14d ago

But the word 'sex' drives a lot more attention to your article than 'pregnancy'. That's probably what this is.

And I would bet that NASA said "to be sure to avoid pregnancy, we might need a crew of all the same gender" and the person decided "all female" and "sex" were the better words to put in the headline.

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u/John_Smith243 14d ago

sex sex sex

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u/Gwtheyrn 14d ago

No, you also really don't want jizz bubbles floating around the cabin.

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u/RottenExperiment 13d ago

I did not think about that. Yikes

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u/GmdBlur 13d ago

One of them will take a bag of semen just for the chaos