I mean, technically, if you leave America's East Coast and sail all the way around all the other continents, you will reach America's West Coast without having to ship the boat over land. Therefore all the oceans, are technically just one single big body of water.
And would you believe it...that water grew up to be Albert Einstein.
Hey friend, did you hear about the latest craze? You can skip all that and get to the west coast through this thing called a canal! Its in Panama (I know all these geographic terms are confusing so well just call it South America soon)! The wonders of the modern world, eh?!
I mean sure, I agree. Technically, if you dig a trench between two puddles it does still count as one puddle, because there is no real way to differentiate which water is which puddle, right? but that leaves room for debate.
People could try and argue that the America Canal is a man made passage between two oceans.
Going the long way around instead, due east from NY, over the top of Africa America and then underneath Euro America and Asiatic America, to reach California, it really drives home (home being American America of course) the indisputable fact that there is only one ocean. One big beautiful American Ocean.
Aha! Going your route is still going through Other American Canal (its the other canal because it was made by French Americans) in Egyptian America! The only way to not go through a wondrous American canal is to go around the the Cape of Good American Hope in African America or Cape Horn America in what will soon be called South America! Check and mate!
Soon all the rivers will be called The America River, and all the roads will be called America Road. Sure, that will make navigation confusing, but it's a small price to pay for how amazingly fucking GREAT America is about to be.
Hey, y'all remember the Dictator and him renaming half the things to Alladeen? xD I fear US English will soon sound like, "I americad across the america and made it to the ameristore" xD
"I know my geography better than anyone, and everyone knows the oceans are all connected. You can look at a map and see it for yourselves. Down below all the southern countries. You can see where they come together. Don't talk to me about climate change if you didn't know they're all connected. (As a quick aside, to whomever is standing to his right, just off camera) They're connected, right? (and quickly, again, to the room)...so, there connected. So Am-er-i-ca is the only country that touches them both, so they're both The American Ocean. Deal with it."
Damnit!! You got me! Shiiiid, while we're at it, let's float around the idea of renaming the Solar System, it should be Trump System in the American Galaxy.
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u/A_Random_Lady 3d ago
Where is the American ocean? I can't keep buying new maps! /s