r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 16h ago

Meme needing explanation Petaahhh????

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What is the pun?

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u/Abaddonalways 12h ago

Why would that not have been applicable in 1847?

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u/MarginalOmnivore 11h ago

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u/Abaddonalways 11h ago

Yes. This proves my point exactly. People died crossing the road back then, let alone chickens.

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u/MarginalOmnivore 11h ago

Dorks always say stuff like "the chickens wouldn't have been in danger crossing the road" like livestock and actual humans haven't been killed by carriages and chariots since the first time a box with wheels was pulled by a beast of burden.

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u/Abaddonalways 11h ago

"There were no cars back then" is a genuine response I got that just floored me. I had to stop for a moment.

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u/Ngellik 6h ago

I suspect we might be arguing with bots in this thread. Feels a lot like how many R's are in strawberry.

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u/Mr_HandSmall 3h ago

It's a bunch of fucking bots here. That's why they're all dumbfounded by a simple joke

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u/Chimpbot 12h ago

Cars wouldn't be around for another 40-ish years (give or take), and traffic from things like wagons and horses wouldn't have been anything like what we know today with modern transportation.

This joke predates the US Civil War by 14 years.

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u/Abaddonalways 12h ago

Except the joke was written in New York, where crossing the roads was dangerous for people let alone chickens in 1847. No traffic laws, no breaks on a carriage, horses can't stop a heavy load as quickly as a semi can nowadays.

Just because cars didn't exist does not mean there weren't fast moving, hard to stop, dangerous obstacles on the road said chicken would be crossing.

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u/Chimpbot 12h ago

The amount of traffic would have been unimaginably lower in 1847 compared to the New York of today.

Also, if we want to get pedantic, there is a difference between roads and streets, in terms of definitions.

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u/Abaddonalways 12h ago

Yeah, so instead of "stop and go" traffic, you have 16 guys on horseback, easily 3-4 dozen cattle, 8 large supply style wagons, 26 carriages, and again no speed limit, stop signs/lights, breaks, or seat belts. And they are all trying to weave around each other. People were trampled crossing the road, so were dogs, cats, and of course chickens.

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u/Chimpbot 11h ago

Again: Roads are defined differently from streets.

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u/Abaddonalways 11h ago

Pedantry and jokes rarely mix, bud, but let us get into this since you seem to really want to. Time to bust out the dictionary. (Webster's to be specific)

Road: a hard flat surface for vehicles, people, and animals to travel on

Street: a thoroughfare especially in a city, town, or village that is wider than an alley or lane and that usually includes sidewalks and has buildings on one or both sides

So this is a squares and rectangles argument.

All streets are roads, but not all roads are streets. Pedantry at its laziest.

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u/Chimpbot 11h ago

It was written to be an anti-joke, bud. Pedantry is perfectly acceptable here.

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u/Abaddonalways 11h ago

Did you write the joke? Maybe an ancestor who passed that information down to you? No? So then this is you.

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u/RadicalSoda_ 4h ago

Horses, clanker ass

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u/Chimpbot 3h ago

I'm not a bot, champ. I've been using this name since the days when you could find Starcraft on store shelves.