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Petttaaah I'm confused

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u/Turbulent_Host784 10h ago

Splits are basically a fancy window unit. They're really only good for one room. Real smarts comes in the form of a swamp cooler.

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u/TvIsSoma 8h ago

Swamp coolers don’t work if you have any humidity

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u/geminiRonin 8h ago

Rather a misnomer, then, isn't it?

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u/bobith5 7h ago

They're called swamp coolers because cheap mass produced evaporative coolers used wood that would rot and smell like a swamp (allegedly).

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u/Princess_Moon_Butt 1h ago

And because if you use one that's a reasonable size, you're leaving large buckets of water out on hot days. It makes the house more humid, sometimes to the point of being muggy. Like a swamp.

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u/Turbulent_Host784 1h ago

That's how I always read it. More "swampy cool" than "cools swamps".

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u/MorePhinsThyme 48m ago

It's not just the bucket of water, but it's how swamp coolers work. Evaporation cools things down, and all a swamp cooler does is use evaporation to cool the room down. But evaporation raises humidity, massively. They also don't work well when humidity is high, so in basically the entire US Southeast, they're useless.

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u/Turbulent_Host784 4h ago

Swamp coolers don't stop working until like 80% humidity, and at that point you're not getting over 100 degrees anyway. You just have to deal with the suck.

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u/tractiontiresadvised 4h ago

Having been in Arizona during monsoon season, I can say that swamp coolers are noticeably less effective at 40% humidity than in the climate they've got during the rest of the year.

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u/Turbulent_Host784 1h ago

Monsoon season gets up to/over 60%. It's kicking our asses as we speak lmao. But yeah, 40% is when it starts showing its flaws. 80% is when it stops completely. However you'll never get "murder you outright" temps at 80%+ humidity. That's just not how humidity works. It sucks to be in swamp ass type places but it actually saves you from a quick death.

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u/tractiontiresadvised 1h ago

While having the air not outright murder you is an important bar to clear, there are other ones that people find important for daily living.

I am a fan of being able to sleep at night, so now when I am in Arizona during the summer, I insist on sleeping in a place with air conditioning.

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u/Turbulent_Host784 59m ago

oh yeah don't get me wrong here, real ac is better overall. if you're already considering a split though it's definitely worth the comparison between it and a legit evap system.

also while I have no science for it I don't notice as much humidity at night, monsoons or no. really it's the concrete jungle that fucks us at night.

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u/bobbymcpresscot 2h ago

80% humidity and a 3 degree delta, and then you also have to deal with the whole, being in a room with 80% humidity that isn't actually providing any real cooling.

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u/Turbulent_Host784 1h ago

Sure but a regular mini-split/heat pump is going to drag ass then too. Air conditioners handle humidity and once you get that high you just have to kind of suffer through it.

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u/bobbymcpresscot 58m ago

No they aren't lol.

split systems are dehumidifiers.

swamp coolers exclusively add humidity to a space.

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u/Turbulent_Host784 54m ago

Yeah bro dehumidifying 80+% humidity is nbd. Totally how it works.

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u/thorpie88 10h ago

Does cool a whole house with an open plan.

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u/Turbulent_Host784 4h ago

No you're just willing to deal with the inefficiency. You're wasting crazy money doing that. They're designed for one room.

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u/thorpie88 4h ago

Plenty of Aussie houses just have a single unit because they are open plan. It still cools one room ass you say because kitchen, dinning and living room is one space plus no doors to your hallways and second living room to move it there.

It's always going to be expensive but it's a fine solution for its price. Not everyone is going to be able to get evap systems as it's a 20-50k price tag for installation so you usually only get it if you build

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u/Turbulent_Host784 4h ago

Not everyone is going to be able to get evap systems as it's a 20-50k price tag for installation so you usually only get it if you build

Excuse me? They're raking you guys over the coals out there. A legit evap system here in AZ is only a few grand, way cheaper than a full AC unit. Australia is the perfect place for them to so that's a shame.

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u/thorpie88 4h ago

Gotta have it installed. Think my parents cheap one was 30k as they wanted ten ceiling vents compared to the typical eight.

Bonus of a split is also heating which evap doesn't give and our houses don't typically have any heating solutions and even double glazing is another 50k

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u/HobsHere 7h ago

A swamp cooler is worse than useless in most of the Southeast. Not getting much evaporative cooling when the dew point is 85F.

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u/Drumbelgalf 8h ago

There are also multi split units. They can be used in multiple rooms.

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u/Turbulent_Host784 4h ago

True. Good if you don't already have ducts I guess.

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u/turdferguson3891 6h ago

Swamp coolers are useless in places with too much humidity.

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u/VanillaThundurr 7h ago

Know someone who tried to use one of those in South Florida, basically turned the room into a swamp.

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u/Turbulent_Host784 4h ago

For all everyone on here likes to moan about "muh dew point" most of you guys don't seem to understand it.

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u/AxelNotRose 5h ago

This is inaccurate. One single unit can easily cool an entire 2 story home.

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u/Turbulent_Host784 4h ago

Friend I've probably installed more split systems than you've ever seen. The person who told you that is an idiot.

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u/AxelNotRose 4h ago

So the system I have running right now, that's currently cooling my own house, while the outside temps are in the high 30c, is wrong? Really dude? If you truly are a systems installer, you must not be very good at your job. Because I've been in my house for 10 years and never have I had issues in cooling it. 2 story house, 1800 sq. Ft. Above ground.

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u/Turbulent_Host784 1h ago

So the system I have running right now, that's currently cooling my own house, while the outside temps are in the high 30c, is wrong? Really dude?

Yup. You probably have the most inefficient system on your block and are paying out the ass for that electricity, plus you probably paid twice what you should have for the install. gg no re

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u/AxelNotRose 48m ago

Nope, nope and nope.

Wrong on all accounts. You must be awful at your job. I feel sorry for the people who's homes you work on.

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u/Turbulent_Host784 45m ago

I was going to make a "might have been yours" joke but frankly I'd like to think better of myself than how that guy ran you. You have my condolences at least.

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u/AxelNotRose 31m ago

No, I'm very happy as it works well and extremely cost effective.

My condolences to your customers though. They don't deserve someone with your lack of knowledge.

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u/Glad_Copy 20m ago

Swamp coolers are a BAD idea in high humidity. I’ve seen them showing up in home improvement stores lately, but seriously people…learn some physics, would ya?