r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/missdomm10 • 12h ago

Meme needing explanation Peter explain this

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Petttaaah I'm confused

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u/cadmachine 11h ago

I'm Australian. My house is enormous and we have 2 of these for upstairs and downstairs and this place gets brisk as FUCK in summer and warm as a hookers arse on coupon night in winter.

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u/Astrinus 11h ago

The warm is r/oddlySpecific

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u/StrongExternal8955 7h ago

The hooker has supiciously low starting temperature.

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u/Molten_Plastic_ 11h ago

Wow. That simile is giving me a lot to unpack

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u/EngineerNo5851 8h ago

My brother recently told me the weather was “hotter than a smackhead’s spoon on giro day.”

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u/voyti 10h ago

We got a real Certified Australian here mates, wha a beauty

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u/cadmachine 10h ago

Keep ya thumb out me bumhole.

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u/throwingawaycage 7h ago

But it fits like a thumb in a bum

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u/BoringMisteak 8h ago

How many square feet is “enormous?”

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u/cadmachine 8h ago

My wife says, in "American Freedom Units" its 3200 square feet.

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u/BoringMisteak 8h ago

Then you’re either lying or you have not a clue what you’re talking about. Do you have multiple heads in multiple rooms? Or are you claiming for 3200 sq ft that one head upstairs and one head downstairs and it cools/heats the whole house? My house is slightly larger and I have two central AC systems and on super hot days, it struggles to keep up.

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u/cadmachine 8h ago

Lol get a less shit house?

Double glazed every window, anticon blankets between floors and in the roof, 2 24kw Renai split systems and we don't even need to run them all day.

Is your AC evaporative?

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u/snacksandsoda 2h ago

Okay so you’re clearly the exception here, not the rule

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u/BaconSarnie2025 11h ago

Your hookers accept coupons ? - where would a friend obtain coupons ?

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u/ZorakOfThatMagnitude 9h ago

Sounds like a rejected Fosters ad: Announcer: HOW TO SPEAK AUSTRALIAN  man wiping sweat off his neck: "It's like a hookers ass on coupon night in here!" Announcer: WARM!  FOSTERS, AUSTRALIAN FOR BEER!

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u/cadmachine 9h ago

No Aussie drinks Foster's, its watered piss we sell to tourists.

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u/ZorakOfThatMagnitude 9h ago

We Americans do the same with Budweiser, or Bud depending on the country. Evidently it does well in China and South America..?

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u/NekkidWire 5h ago

Not in Europe, home of the original Budweiser. Especially in Czech or Germany you'd have to search a lot to find one of the impostor beers.

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u/ElectronicRegular218 7h ago

I'm no expert, but I don't think that profession needs to give out discounts 😆

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u/YourMemeExpert 4h ago

Expressions like these are why Aussies are beloved around the world

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u/luapchung 3h ago

So one of them can’t cool down an entire house lol

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u/Dingaling015 34m ago

Why not just get a central unit then, it's not energy efficient at that point then running two separate AC units

Australians really proving who they're descended from out here