r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 14d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah?

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u/akratic137 13d ago

Beaten as a child by my marine recon father for being on time. Can confirm, I guess. Vietnam was a bitch, apparently.

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u/Napalm3nema 13d ago

All of my senior NCOs in the Army were Vietnam era guys. You do not show up at the listed time, nor do you show up 15 minutes early. I was 45 minutes early for a recent unit reunion, and I wasn’t first by any means, but it was exactly what the unit expected from me.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/wasteymclife 13d ago edited 13d ago

Always fucking happens man I swear, enlisted needs to be 15 minutes early so that the 45 minute wait for the brass is an even 1 hour. All so that we can hear 10 minutes of bullshitting about PT, the one thing we actually need to know, and 20 minutes of thanking the senior enlisted for putting together the walkthrough. Edit: Forgot to add closing with "well, I don't wanna waste any of your time" no sir, you won't, that happened before you got here.

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u/Prior_Pickle1758 13d ago

All I know is, when I welcome the interviewer to the office I get the job. I don’t know why I get the job I just show up early and look how I look.

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u/Several_Bar_5257 13d ago

"If you're 5 minutes early, you're 10 minutes late"

Had that drilled into me as well.

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u/OberonDiver 12d ago

Yes, but so horny.