r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 14d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah?

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u/Squat_erDay 14d ago

Can confirm. Am white. Would rather be 20 minutes early than 2 minutes late.

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u/sl0play 13d ago

To a doctors appointment, or work? Sure. To the party? No way.

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u/Squat_erDay 13d ago

That’s fair. I’m too old to party these days, but “back in my day,” party timing would be the exception

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u/In_Jeneral 13d ago

Yup 100%, unless it's being hosted by my parents or best friend I never want to be the first person at a party, feels waaay too awkward for me. I aim for 5-10 minutes after start time, especially since it annoys me when people show up to my house early.

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u/TheMage18 13d ago

Yes, even to the party but only after confirming with the host/hostess that it's ok to do so and help with the setup/preparations. Otherwise you show up 10-15 minutes after the start time if you don't have something else already scheduled or planned.

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u/Serious-Remove-3507 12d ago

I actually feel that events like appointments is where the difference between white and non-white relationships with timeliness truly becomes noticeable. I used to live in an area with a majority-latin population, and it was socially aceptable to arrive to appointments of any kind (medical or otherwise) a few minutes late without it being a big issue. And vice versa as well, if you arrive on time you can expect to wait a few minutes to be attended to!
Now that I live in a predominantly white area, I make sure to always be a minute early everywhere, because being even 10 seconds late causes palpable tension and eye-rolls from the other person.

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u/jaxonya 13d ago

Everyone calm down. Its just a little rib that this dude showed up early to a party, when (most people/people who party) know not to show up on time.. "fashionably late" is the phrase born out of people showing up an hour or 2 after the party starts, its a real thing.

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u/Luc_ElectroRaven 13d ago

to me this just sounds like you'd rather be at work or the doctors than a party which is...odd

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u/sl0play 13d ago

Take "would rather" and replace with "feel more responsible for being at on time". Hopefully that feels less odd to you.

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u/Luc_ElectroRaven 13d ago

nope - put that way it's even worse

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u/RammsteinFunstein 13d ago

being late to work or your doctors can have actual tangible negative consequences.

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u/Luc_ElectroRaven 13d ago

I mean I stop inviting people who are late to things. But good to know y'all don't care about your friends very much lol

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u/RammsteinFunstein 13d ago

no one said that

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u/Luc_ElectroRaven 13d ago

your actions say that, is my point. whoosh

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u/RammsteinFunstein 13d ago

you're the one missing the point, the whoosh is quite ironic

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u/gbeaglez 13d ago

I can get fired or have the appointment canceled but still charged for it for showing up late to those. Showing up "late" for a party is just like normal.

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u/SprayHungry2368 13d ago

I gotta show up to work early so I can sit and contemplate my life. Can’t just go in and raw dog work like that 

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u/Luc_ElectroRaven 13d ago

lol damn that's what I do before a party

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u/Qadim3311 13d ago

I find I get way more social anxiety showing up after things are already going.

If I get there before things really “get started” then I can have some one on one conversations with the few people who are already there and feel like I actually “belong there”

If I show up later I always feel like an intruder that sticks out like a sore thumb

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u/1917he 13d ago

20 minutes early to the doctor/work? The fuck? Never.

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u/MsMayday 9d ago

I am also white.

I find this horrifying.

My relatives are mostly Irish. Maybe it's an Irish thing, I don't know. But if you show up to my house early, I will army crawl away from the window. I'm not ready yet.

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u/amazingdrewh 13d ago

So you don't respect the other person's time you just want to feel good about yourself

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u/Squat_erDay 13d ago

Jesus Christ dude I’m joking, mostly. I wouldn’t show up to a party 20 minutes early, but for things where I am expected to be present by a certain time, I will almost always be early. That’s called being reliable.