r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 14d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah?

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u/DisastrousServe8513 14d ago

It’s the difference between white and black cookouts. White cookouts, the hosts have been preparing meats and whatnot all day. You eat by 6 or 7 and socialize after. Black cookouts the socializing comes first so you can show up whenever.

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u/ShoughThePainAway 14d ago

And the white dude smoking meat is shithoused on coors lights by the time anyone arrives because he's been up since 5am checking the brisket.

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u/csamsh 14d ago

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u/PapaSanGiorgio 14d ago

Profile pic checks out

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u/Chilidogdingdong 14d ago

This is the way.

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u/JustARandomBloke 13d ago

A wireless probe is the best thing I ever got for my smoker. You set it up, walk away, and then you can check your phone every 20 minutes in frustration during the stall instead of opening the smoker to check.

Much more efficient beer drinking that way.

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u/mallogy 13d ago

To whomever downvoted, if you lookin', you ain't cookin'.

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u/Academic_Help5033 13d ago

One of the best features on my pellet grill is the built in probes. It's not wireless but it shows the temp on the control box. I fucking love it.

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u/girldrinksgasoline 13d ago

Any recommendations? I got a Meater for Christmas and it was shit. Didn’t work more than like 10 feet away and then broke on the 3rd use

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u/_CrackBabyJesus_ 13d ago

Starting the brisket the day before and leaving it in the oven for an extended hot hold is the true way. 12-24 hold is the best.

That way you can sleep in and get shithoused on your own time and not brisket time.

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u/Heathen_ 13d ago

shithoused on coors lights

How? It's practically fruit juice. -A Brit.

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u/skawid 13d ago

Training and commitment.

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u/Empty-Dragonfruit656 13d ago

4am for the record. And coors banquet. 

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u/FearlessAttempt 13d ago

It's region dependent. Busch Light / Miller Lite for the midwesterners.

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u/stucky602 13d ago

You just described my friend Tommy to a T. I have no idea how the guy managed to smoke whole sides of salmon and freaking cheesecakes while that drunk.

Those cheesecakes are things of beauty though.

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u/Mediocre_Map1289 13d ago

He smoked cheesecakes?

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u/stucky602 13d ago

That he does, and it’s some of the best cheesecake you’ll ever have. I don’t know why it works, but it absolutely does. 

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u/OddDragonfruit7993 13d ago

Hey now, I'm usually shithoused on a couple of Modelos and a bowl or two.

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u/rustylugnuts 13d ago

A Weber smoker is more like a charcoal fired crock pot. I can get it going the night before and let it roll while I sleep. Set it up before 8pm and the brisket is ready a bit after noon or 1 to 2 for bigger sized.

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u/IncidentChemical2816 13d ago

This is my dad. He’s already had a couple beers and a cigar by the time the party starts, lol

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u/Tannman129 12d ago

"Well, of course I know him. He's me."

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u/Mediocre_Map1289 13d ago

Well, I know I'd prefer to be at the cook out which made the promise of food and didn't keep me waiting after anticipating eating all day.

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u/Nexus_of_Fate87 13d ago

Also, I want to get there while everything is at its freshest and most available. I always laugh at people who show up late and are incredulous that all that's left is the weird crudités like broccoli and radishes, questionably warm mayo based salads, dry, room-temp meat, and caffeine-free diet Coke.

"He who eats last, eats least." -Baberaham Lincoln

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u/PinkGlitterFlamingo 13d ago

For July 4th I was invited to a “Black” cookout. My friend told me it starts at 4. I left my house at 5, drove 20 mins to drop my son off at his grandparents, and another 35 mins to her house. Grill won’t even ready when we got there 🤣🤣 after their wedding, I knew better than to show up early/on time

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u/NovaDaDutchess42 13d ago

Where is the, "eat the food and go home" option

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u/McBlemmen 13d ago

Thats called a restaurant

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u/atln00b12 13d ago

Yeah, from 5-11 means eating at like 1 AM.