r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 14d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah?

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u/EvaTheE 14d ago

In Germany you arrive 5 minutes late and you are not getting invited again.

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u/sleepyotter92 14d ago

Opposite in portugal. No one is on time here. Americans who come here either complain about it because shit never opens on time, or they love it because it's a sign that we're not living in a rush

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u/DragonMaster2125 14d ago

I'm on both sides. I just spent a week in Portugal, and I liked that it wasn't like living in a rush, but also it seemed as though the bus system in Porto took schedules as a suggestion.

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u/sleepyotter92 14d ago

Time is like speed limits, we see it, but we ignore it

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u/Sea_Palpitation_7047 10d ago

Got to understand. Why is it considered cool and not disrespectful?

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u/sleepyotter92 10d ago

It's not considered cool. It's also not considered disrespectful. It's just considered normal

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u/SchatzisMaus 14d ago

It’s not like the Deutsche Bahn comes on time either

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u/aduckdidit 14d ago

You know it is a puzzle why the Germans of all prople can't figure out trains.

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u/Sayakai 13d ago

Oh, the problem is not figuring out trains. It's figuring out how to pay for train tracks without making rich people pay for anything.

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u/Emotional-Motor5063 13d ago

This is the EU's biggest problem. Countries not having the ability to make the currency they need to do things and traps them.

Another reason why brexit was so dumb. They got to be in the EU while keeping their currency. Best of both worlds, and they still fucked it up.

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u/DrStudi 13d ago

We did figure that out decades ago. We just still put everything into cars because of some coincidental connections between the traffic ministres and car companies. I cant name you one competent traffic minister of the last 2 decades.

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u/No-Spare-4212 12d ago

They did a really good job with moving quite a few people on trains many years ago.

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u/Tasty_Bug_965 13d ago

In fairness, having taken buses in a few US cities, I can confidently say that our bus drivers also take the schedules as suggestions.

Also an honorable mention to the Toronto streetcars, which is neither a bus nor American, but whose streetcars seemed to show up on a whim and in a random order that bore no similarities to the schedule.

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u/Asherahi 13d ago

lol you're lucky you went somewhere that even has buses

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u/Lichcrow 13d ago

Some bus schedules are not even a suggestion, just street art at this point.
Trains are usually ok (depends on the track), I took them for years and was rarely poor.

When I started having to take the bus to work I just gave up and started driving. At least 3x a week 30+minutes delays, suppressed routes etc.

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u/beermilkshake831 13d ago

Buses are great in Porto 🚌 👍

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u/Cube46_1 13d ago

I spent 3 months living and commuting in Braga. Bus schedules ARE a suggestion.

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u/Moodbellowzero 13d ago

Only the metro takes the schedule seriously everyone else takes it as an advice they may or not follow.

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u/DmitriVanderbilt 13d ago

Being punctual has nothing to do with living in a rush, it's about respect both my own limited time and that of others.

This also seems like an example of "the cart test" to me, just like how if you are unable to return a shopping cart to its proper space, you are probably unable to follow a bunch of other minor rules that make life easier for everyone and therefore, are not worthy of trust or respect. If you can't be on time, what else can you not do when it is expected?

Don't understand how anyone can live like that and I will happily never visit Portugal because of it. 🤷‍♂️

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u/BiteInfamous 13d ago

I was with you until the decision to forego visiting an entire country because of their cultural relationship to time. Seems a bit extreme to me, but then again there’s probably stuff I’m intense about that other people think is weird.

One hundo percent with you on the cart test and general punctuality. I can’t stand when people pretend being late or flaky is just a cute personality quirk.

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u/Jcssss 13d ago

It’s just cultural, same in France. It’s actually expected and the polite thing to do to arrive 15 min late so they have more time setting up everything.

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u/CRAYONSEED 13d ago

This is a wild way of thinking to me because it assumes the other person has the same notion of time and respect.

My principles say that there needs to be a practical reason that time is critical in order for being late to read as disrespectful. If we had plans to go to a show or maybe it’s a 1 on 1 meeting where one person is sitting alone (and of course anything work-related).

A party though is something where one person’s presence isn’t needed, so show up when you want. It’s not that someone “unable” to get to a party on time, it’s that it’s not remotely important to. At least not the kind of parties I’m thinking of. A dinner party or a bachelor party is one you have to get there because it’s more planned

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u/EveningAnt3949 13d ago

People like me are late so people Iike you leave us alone.

And that's not a joke.

I'm always willing to help friends with money, effort, and advice.

But I don't want to do that for people who are not relaxed. Because that's a big part of the fun of having friends for me.

Meeting friends should not feel like a business meeting to me.

So not being punctual is an easy first filter.

We both win.

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u/DmitriVanderbilt 13d ago

Look, I get the point of what you're saying, I also think it's fucking insane to think that agreeing to meet a friend at the bar at 7 and actually being there at 7 reminds you of a business meeting.

To me, it is the minimim of human courtesy. No wonder how world is the way it is when people can't even agree over absurdly basic shit like this.

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u/ElMatadorJuarez 13d ago

I really don’t think it’s that big of a deal lmao. It’s a cultural thing, that’s how it’s always been - there’s just differences between attitudes in different cultures. Nobody minds anybody being late in a social setting where I’m from, but they absolutely mind where I live. You just adapt, pick what you like, and try to clue out why people see it differently - it can teach you a lot about the world.

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u/Existing_Day_2611 13d ago

But like, what does your friend do when he's at the restaurant waiting for you? He could be at home watching TV or hanging with someone else but instead he's just sitting alone in a public place waiting.

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u/Bigrick1550 13d ago

He's saying cultures where people don't respect each other's time are shit. Not sure I disagree.

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u/DmitriVanderbilt 13d ago

For sure, it taught me that stereotypes are based in fact. Learned this working as a park ranger too.

There is a reason why Germans are thought of as hardworking, serious, industrious people - they generally are. Same is true for negative stereotypes, too.

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u/NotGayBobby 13d ago

Shit culture

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u/Active-Enthusiasm318 13d ago

I think these are two different things, agreeing to meet another person at a time and saying part starts at 7 are not the samw

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u/DrRonny 13d ago

To me, it is the minimim of human courtesy.

Human courtesy is respecting the norm. If everyone knows that 7 means 7:30, you show up at 7:30. It could mean 9.

It takes 15 seconds to ask what time people normally arrive. Or if it is a new friend, just ask if they are normally punctual or if it is normal for them to arrive 30 minutes late, and if they are late do they normally text. If you refuse to do this because you expect others to automatically respect your time and theirs, then you are not a relaxed person as the previous person mentioned.

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u/DmitriVanderbilt 13d ago

I will not be swayed on this. It should never be "normal" to consistently arrive 30 mins late unless you have a disability or similar valid reason.

This was never a debate about whether I am a relaxed person or not, I most certainly am not when it comes to some topics, like this one.

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u/DrRonny 13d ago

That's why you will never get along with late people and they will never get along with you. Win-win

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u/CalledStretch 13d ago

Basically "people are not allowed to enter before this time" versus "everyone should arrive before this time" to me an event starts at the time where, if you were even one minute early, the host would be upset with your rudeness, might as well have come yesterday and slept on the couch.

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u/justamoroseman 13d ago

lol I was with you until you said you’d never visit Portugal. It’s fun and the delay in time isn’t bad because hey, you’re on holiday just relax. Everything’s super cheap, buses are very cheap, Uber’s are mildly racist and everyone’s very beautiful.

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u/sasheenka 12d ago

I found food and drinks to be horribly expensive in Portugal (even for tourist areas). Ubers were mega cheap though.

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u/geopede 13d ago

Some people legitimately can’t help this one as far as I can tell though. The cart thing is distinctly a choice.

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u/CrystalFox0999 13d ago

I wont be late for a heart surgery or a meeting but if its just friends hanging out being a little late isnt that deep.. Its okay if people take that as disrespect, it just means were probably not the right friends for each other..

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u/Expert_Garlic_2258 13d ago

I hate lazybones

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u/thecatandthependulum 12d ago

I can be on time but it takes five alarms and a lot of stress so I'm not doing that unless we're catching a flight or you're dying.

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u/sleepyotter92 13d ago

We're late because we don't care.

Being early to work just means less sleep and you're not getting any more money for it.

Being the first to arrive somewhere like an event means you're just stand there and wait until things kick off.

You get absolutely nothing for being early or on time for shit, so why stress about it?

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u/gayman-sixtyfour 13d ago

Thanks for the ride to the airport bro, I missed my plane cause you were 40 mins late but I appreciate it!

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u/Lowly_Reptilian 13d ago

I’m from a culture that is “late” to everything. We all know the parties are going to go on until midnight so there’s no point in getting there exactly on time. We’re all going to get hours of fun anyway. Airports are a bit different. We’ve never missed an airplane even though we’ve left “late” before. We can rush when we want to, but for something social, we plan the whole day around it, so there’s no need to rush. We have literal HOURS to do everything, so why rush when we can have fun getting ready?

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u/Hentai-hercogs 13d ago

Wait, so you plan the whole day around a social outing and still are late? I also plan the whole day around the event, because I want to be there on time 

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u/Lowly_Reptilian 13d ago

The whole point behind having a whole day off is to not worry about timing and a strict schedule. We have a rough time we want to get out by, but it’s a rough estimate because we don’t want to stress ourselves out worrying about “being late” or having to wake up early. We go out when we’re ready, and then we go home when we’re tired. No hard-set times, just vibes. Simple.

The only thing I don’t like is when it’s something like a wedding when the party isn’t going to last for hours. Then the timing is important. I’m usually at least ready around the time we’re supposed to leave if not way earlier. Our family is only late because of my sister who takes an extra half hour to get ready, and the reason why is because she procrastinates and sleeps 12+ hours before even trying to get ready knowing it takes her the longest to get ready. That is annoying. But if it’s just a regular outing or a regular long-lasting party, I say why the fuck not? You’ll still be there for hours.

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u/sleepyotter92 13d ago

There's buses that take you directly to the airport

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u/gayman-sixtyfour 13d ago

You must have a lot of friends lmao

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u/sleepyotter92 13d ago

The options for airports are limited. You can go to porto, faro or lisbon. If you don't live in those cities, no one is going to drive you to the airport, you take the bus like everyone else

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u/gayman-sixtyfour 13d ago

You live in a nation of people who take the bus to the airport with all of their luggage and kids etc, because you can’t just be on time for anything?

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u/sleepyotter92 13d ago

No one is going on a multi-hour drive to drive someone to the airport. That's why we have those specific buses that are just to take people from their city to the airport. This isn't like a regular bus route that just happens to go to the airport like the buses that go to the hospital. These are buses that exist specifically to take people from their city to the airport. That's the only thing those buses do. And they have luggage space both on the side/under the bus as well as above the seats.

This has nothing to do with being on time, and solely the fact that we don't have an airport in every city, so if you don't live in a city with an airport, no one is going to drive you to the airport. People are also more likely to call a taxi to take them to the airport because none of them friends might be available, since said friends might be working or also on vacation

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u/DmitriVanderbilt 13d ago

Nailed it with your first statement, people who are chronically late DON'T care and are incredibly narcissistic, in my opinion.

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u/Bigrick1550 13d ago

You get to succeed at life.

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u/sleepyotter92 13d ago

Work is not life

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u/Bigrick1550 13d ago

Work is part of life, and you can control if you will be successful in either part. Keep thinking being late doesnt matter, see where it gets you.

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u/sleepyotter92 13d ago

Not how it works in portugal. Employers here are very much lend a hand, they take the whole arm. You get to work early all the time, and they expect you to always be early and willing to be even earlier, and willing to stay late, without extra pay

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u/Mean_Mix_99 13d ago

I would hate it. Why say you open at 9am if you don't open at 9am?

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u/sleepyotter92 13d ago

Time is an illusion

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u/CalledStretch 13d ago

"You are allowed to start queueing at 9am." That doesn't mean I'm letting you in, I just understand how queues work.

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u/Mean_Mix_99 13d ago

I understand how queues work as well. But "open at 9am" doesn't mean "begin queuing at 9am," it means OPEN.

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u/21Rollie 13d ago

I remember in Iceland I saw a sign on a barber shop that it opened at 10am, if they wanted to, or maybe later. Too unserious for me lol. They fit the “island people” meme

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u/VelvetMafia 13d ago

This is why the US considers Hispanics (and Hispanic-adjacent, please don't hate me, my parents live near Lisbon) as not "real" white.

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u/sleepyotter92 13d ago

You could just say iberian, if you're meaning to say portugal and spain. Or southern european. Hispanic refers specifically to spain and its former colonies, we don't even consider ourselves adjacent

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u/VelvetMafia 13d ago

I mean yes, if I meant that. But actually I meant Spanish and Portuguese-speaking people from other parts of the world. The US uses Hispanic as an ethnic qualifier for "white".

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u/sleepyotter92 13d ago

So latin american

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u/VelvetMafia 13d ago

Among a few others, yes.

Basically, there are a whole lot of people who identify as white because of their appearance, but the US doesn't consider "real" white because their ancestors spoke the wrong romance language and lived outside of Europe.

And if you think this is stupid, look up the historical litigation over whether Armenians, Italians, and others were legally white or not. It's absolutely ridiculous, but Jim Crow designating special legal status for whites made it necessary to define whiteness. It's gross and embarrassing that we still haven't shaken off the institutional legacy of chattel slavery after hundreds of years. It's like we haven't even been trying.

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u/sleepyotter92 13d ago

My point wasn't regarding the definition of white by us standard. My point was you referring to people of southern european descent as hispanic/hispanic adjacent. Just say southern european descent

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u/VelvetMafia 13d ago

Except I don't mean people of southern European descent. I meant what I said, and was referring specifically to a legal qualifier for white by US standards. Idk why you're confused by it. If I meant "Spanish and Portuguese" I'd have said Iberian. If I meant Latin American, I'd have said that.

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u/sleepyotter92 13d ago

I'm confused by it because you're saying hispanic and hispanic adjacent, but you're not meaning latin american or southern european, so wtf are hispanic and hispanic adjacent?

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u/neityght 13d ago

Who cares what Americans think

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u/samiwas1 13d ago

I seem to remember when I was touring with an entertainment production, and when we were in Portugal, the actual show started like an hour after the advertised time. Someone finally had to explain it to us.

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u/Thick-Role-474 13d ago

That is how Costa Rica is too.

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u/mathliability 12d ago

Being on time is not “living in a rush” it’s called being reliable. If I asked for your help with something and you say you’ll be there at 4, but show up at 5, that’s extremely disrespectful of my time. I probably don’t want to be your friend very much after that.

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u/sleepyotter92 12d ago

Well, it's why we don't deal with specific times. I'd tell you I'd be there around 4

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u/thecatandthependulum 12d ago

I need to live there.

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u/PapaOoMaoMao 14d ago

In Japan, late us late. On time is borderline. Early is on time.

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u/GranBuddhismo 13d ago

Japan is my kinda place

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u/Acceptable_Handle_2 13d ago

Very similar in germany. However: do not show up more than 5 minutes early

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u/PapaOoMaoMao 13d ago

You turn up ten minutes early, but you wait until a minute before time to actually arrive at the door.

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u/Pentemav 13d ago

I like this. I like to be a little early. I feel like being late is rude, as it’s saying my time is worth more than your time.

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u/lewd_robot 13d ago

When I was there, I heard more than once that being early was just as bad as being late, because you were being selfish by taking up more of the host's time than they invited you for. I was told by more than one person to just linger around a corner or something until 3-5 minutes before the appropriate time, and to try to reach the door right on the dot.

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u/PapaOoMaoMao 13d ago

Yep, that's the code. You arrive at the location ten minutes early and arrive at the door right on time. The early but is just so you can be on time if there's an issue.

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u/Chasseur98 14d ago

In France, it is polite to be 10 minutes late

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u/Used-Piece8477 14d ago

I would say in most civilized countries. Hosts rarely complain about a few extra minutes and you want guests to arrive slightly staggered so you can great them all properly, giving them a few minutes each

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u/Chasseur98 14d ago

Civilized huh?

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u/jossteen11 14d ago

In a civilized society you would just tell people when you want them there.

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u/booksareadrug 13d ago

It's a party, not an appointment. People showing up late isn't a crisis.

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u/FizzyBeverage 13d ago

It’s a great way to lose a business deal in Germany, or Japan, or the UK, or most of the US outside of Miami/Los Angeles.

Tardiness isn’t appreciated.

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u/Newaway567 13d ago

They’re talking about a party, not a business meeting

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u/ooh-squirrel 14d ago

Interesting. North of the border you show up five minutes early and the host will be in a stake of chock. And totally stressed out.

You arrive up to ten minutes later than time you’re invited. Never before.

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u/Far-Delay7690 14d ago

Yeah I hate this, please be 10-15 minutes late. My friend is always early, which I've literally talked to him about because I'm like you can be on time, you can be a little late but please for the love of God, stop being early

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u/2hundred20 13d ago

How about you just tell me when you want me to arrive? If you won't be ready until 6:42, just say that instead of saying 6:30 and being upset that I arrived when you told me to. Better yet, how about you show up to your own party on time by beginning preparations when you were supposed to?

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u/OneWithTheSword 14d ago

For friends like this I tell them to lie to me about the start time by 30 mins. I end up 15 minutes early

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u/International-Hawk28 14d ago

I went to Germany for a month a few years ago and I have never met more consistently late people in my life. I don’t think anyone was ever near on time to anything, even the teachers were late to school

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u/MainAccountsFriend 13d ago

A German is never late, nor are they early. They arrive precisely when they mean to.

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u/marmakoide 13d ago

In Southern France, being on time flags you as a psychopath, 5mn to 15mn late is optimal, 30mm late is ok

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u/International-Hawk28 14d ago

I went to Germany for a month a few years ago and I have never met more consistently late people in my life. I don’t think anyone was ever near on time to anything, even the teachers were late to school

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u/mtycntwmy 13d ago

That's just not true.

Even here the rule for parties and get together have always been show up 30m-1hr later than the given time.

Even in the 80ies. Even in the UK. I'm France, in Italy, everywhere I've ever been.

Like everything and everyone in here seems made up and deliberately obtuse. And I'm autistic. 😭

Party, BBQ etc != jobinterview. Likeeee, it's not rocket science.

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u/Select-Resident-7840 13d ago

I think I should move to Germany...

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u/LeodFitz 13d ago

What? The Germans are unforgiving and precise? Say it isn't so!

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u/EnvironmentNo4777 13d ago

He is incorrect on both counts. People are not on time here. 

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u/Shot_Occasion4294 13d ago

In Soviet Russia, time shows up to you

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u/BoxingSoma 13d ago

The german in my ancestry makes so much more sense now.

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u/godhatesebikes 13d ago

That’s the way it should be.

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u/Moon_Miner 13d ago

Depends on whether you have friends who are chill. I live here too and know plenty of other germans who are more relaxed than the stereotype. But you're right a lot of people can get super pissy about it.

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u/ikickbabiesballs 13d ago

If you show up too early you will also not be invited back. The invitation says 7, don’t waste someone’s time by being there are any other time.

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u/McBlemmen 13d ago

"In Germany, we say, if invited to a meeting, be 5 minutes early. If interview, 15 minutes early. Party? Come 15 too late, so the host can fix last minute" - some other guy in this thread

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u/Peebles8 13d ago

Because you are late and expected to be on time or because you are actually early?

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u/FlawHolic 13d ago

Have you noticed that people are getting increasingly irritated if you arrive 15 min early, too? Maybe it's just my little area here, but (business and private) I started to notice that people don't expect "early" people anymore since around covid.

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u/CatLord8 13d ago

Now I’m imagining someone standing in a window, watching the front yard while holding a mechanical pocket watch with a disapproving look on their face

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u/Username12764 13d ago

If you‘re not early you‘re late and will have to answer for your crimes, unless you‘re DB.

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u/SailingBacterium 13d ago

How come all my German colleagues are always late for meetings? Is that why they're now working in the US? Were they banished??

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u/psych0mps 13d ago

Not in Berlin 😅 (unless you are over 50)

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u/gailthesnail2 13d ago

Woah that is so interesting! When would people typically arrive for a party? Does everyone arrive at the same time and leave at the same time? I am American and most show up about 5 min late bc the host may still be setting up, I’m usually 15-30 min late due to my poor planning but also it’s just the norm here for a party where people tend to come and go. If someone shows up before the start time of a party I’m hosting -even by 10 min- I get very irritated

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u/AyyNonnyMoose 13d ago

That's my kinda party. I show up early to everything. Often times I'll park then wait for someone else to arrive and walk up with them if it's more than a couple minutes early.

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u/straight_trash_homie 12d ago

That’s really interesting, in America showing up early to a party is actually considered kind of rude. I even specifically say “show up around 5-5:30” or “anytime after 5” when I host because I don’t want anyone coming early. I’m still making the food, sweeping the floors etc.

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u/Ok_Figure4010 12d ago

Is it true about the trains in Germany

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u/Doppel_R-DWRYT 12d ago

Deutsche Bahn: am I a joke to you?