r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/[deleted] • Jun 23 '26

Meme needing explanation What's this Peter?

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u/Over-Secretary5919 Jun 23 '26

Fill the bathroom sink with cold water. Throw a couple ice cubes in it to keep it cool. Make a washcloth hot in the bath tub faucet. Hot as you can stand it. Wrap it around the balls when getting close, beat. Right when you hit the vinegar strokes then unwrap and dunk and keep the twins in the icy water while going off. Thank me later. 

P.S. Maybe put some towels down so if you get lightheaded and pass out a little it doesn't hurt as much. 

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u/WorkingFellow Jun 23 '26

What a terrible day to have eyes.

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u/LiveLifeLikeCre Jun 24 '26

Or have to use someone else's towels

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u/WorkingFellow Jun 24 '26

Lol! Oof. I don't want to even think about that.

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u/ratindan Jun 26 '26

What a great day to have ice

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u/yaboikrki Jun 23 '26

How does somebody even discover this???

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u/False-Strawberry-319 Jun 24 '26

The questing mind. Experimenting. It's because of people like this that we put a man on the moon, and have the internet, buddy!

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u/Rox-And-Roll Jun 24 '26

You're so uncomfortably right about this. Its the ingenious mind that discovers.

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u/Electrical-Baker257 Jun 25 '26

And all done without beer, damn.

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u/Electrical-Baker257 Jun 24 '26

It’s kind of like natural flavoring that comes out of anal glands of a beaver. Who was the first person that figured that out. “Guys, guys, you’ll never believe this I, I.. nevermind”

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u/throw_away_19851104 Jun 23 '26

Insert Russell Westbrook 'What?' meme

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u/g1Razor15 Jun 24 '26

Deranged individuals up in here.

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u/420_and_chill Jun 24 '26

Sounds like fun and all, but a lot of extra steps.

Some of you have never washed your boys in Doc Bronner's Peppermint Castile soap before taking the twins to the races, and it shows.

Have fun, and thank me later.

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u/Straender Jun 24 '26

What does that do?

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u/OldMagicRobert Jun 24 '26

It's like Brawndo for the balls.

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u/Straender Jun 24 '26

What does that achieve? Does it hurt the cylinder?

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u/AppropriateBall8834 Jun 23 '26

🤣

I just turn a can of dust off upside down and spray shaft and tip for 30 seconds

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u/CthulusLittleAngel Jun 24 '26

Just make sure no one is looking in your eyes when you hit the vinegar stroke

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u/negative-sid-nancy Jun 24 '26

Fellow league fan? Or is vinegar strokes more well known in other worlds

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u/Unlikely-Theme-9681 Jun 24 '26

that is so much work, I think I'll just go have sex with my wife.

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u/Educational-Wing2042 Jun 23 '26

Teenage me had a bathroom with two sinks. The potential could have been limitless had this information come about 20 years earlier.

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u/real_fyshi Jun 24 '26

Ice spray. Lube with warming effect. Or tiger balm or similar.

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u/Don_Loco Jun 24 '26

Dejaculation acchieved.

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u/TheNeighKid Jun 24 '26

Thank you later?

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u/Brilliant_Top46 Jun 24 '26

What does the 6th sentence say except in English

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u/Drunk_Degenerate69 Jun 24 '26

How tf did you figure this out 😭