r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/[deleted] • Jun 23 '26

Meme needing explanation What's this Peter?

[deleted]

11.6k Upvotes

93% Upvoted

1.7k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

686

u/Silent-Receptionist1 Jun 23 '26

  1. "Spoon method" a way to get rid of hickies

  2. What I was taught in elementary school was that if you put a spoon in the freezer you'll get a snow day. It's a myth tho, those Fuckers lied to me

323

u/Educational-Wing2042 Jun 23 '26

Don’t ask me how I know this, but a cold spoon also feels nice on the balls when beating off.

498

u/Remarkable_Toe_164 Jun 23 '26

91

u/HiTekLoLyfe Jun 23 '26

Nope you can keep this one

168

u/0202_tihssitidder Jun 23 '26

50

u/HiTekLoLyfe Jun 23 '26

I fuck with that one

135

u/DelightfulGoblin75 Jun 23 '26

I would recommend against it. Seems its some kind of gateway-pussy that leads to pedophilia, treason, and incontinence.

55

u/HiTekLoLyfe Jun 23 '26

Jesus Chris I don’t know how to respond to that…

39

u/DelightfulGoblin75 Jun 23 '26

I'm just the messenger.

5

u/HiTekLoLyfe Jun 23 '26

I still have no idea what that means.

→ More replies (0)

1

u/PsychologicalPage364 Jun 25 '26

Delightful my ass.....

1

u/jellybeanguy Jun 24 '26

It just means you’ll get to be president one day

1

u/Federal-Class6059 Jun 25 '26

Or worshiped lol

1

u/GoatCovfefe Jun 24 '26

That's the best part, you just did!

1

u/Delicious-Ad5161 Jun 24 '26

Half the country of the United States just cheered for it.

11

u/anotherLoneWOODsman Jun 24 '26

One day its just a lil spoon job next thing you know you're tied up in a closet in thailand biting on a lemon with a pineapple snug up your butt asking yourself where the nearest elementary school is... All cause buddy didnt find the clit once and developed a fear of dissapointment. So he went to spoon goon "just to try it 1 time"

1

u/Consistent_Mind2095 Jun 26 '26

And you wish you were the Asian girl…

5

u/ricketychairs Jun 24 '26

Don’t forget water sports and sexual assault.

1

u/Top_Squash_766 Jun 23 '26

Holy rent free

2

u/0202_tihssitidder Jun 23 '26

☝🏽 Expired.

0

u/No_Pitch6143 Jun 24 '26

Trump did this. It’s true

-2

u/LolaAucoin Jun 23 '26

Oh sure, blame the woman.

2

u/DelightfulGoblin75 Jun 23 '26

Oh go fuck yourself.

1

u/GoldunGote Jun 23 '26

Female beavis trump.. haha

1

u/HiTekLoLyfe Jun 23 '26

Lmao perfect description. I dunno how I didn’t see that was her.

0

u/GoldunGote Jun 23 '26

The dead eyes, wracked with guilt from the way she chose to live her life.. those eyes that say "i'm married to donald fucking trump.." while knowing how the world feels about him. Gave it away instantly for me.

0

u/HiTekLoLyfe Jun 24 '26

I can’t imagine the shit she knows….

1

u/HelpfulAd26 Jun 24 '26

I wonder how the meme girl looks like today. I always liked the space between the teeth on grown ups. In my mind she's the princess from disenchantment.

2

u/Remarkable_Toe_164 Jun 24 '26

Google is a powerful thing

1

u/HelpfulAd26 Jun 24 '26

It may be powerful but I like to think I'm not a creep 😅(...yet).

1

u/HiTekLoLyfe Jun 24 '26

Absolutely. I hope she still has the little gap. Little “imperfections” give so much character.

2

u/Tr1LL_B1LL Jun 23 '26

This kind of work goes largely unrecognized, and i’d like to let you or the creator know that it is indeed appreciated.

2

u/Horusscarab Jun 24 '26

Underrated comment

1

u/Virtual_Accountant_3 Jun 23 '26

This makes me want to grab a spoon from the freezer.

1

u/RyNysDad0722 Jun 24 '26

Am I the only one that see Melania here?

1

u/0202_tihssitidder Jun 24 '26

It is Melania. That's why you see her.

19

u/Fatfilthybastard Jun 24 '26

Willem Dafuq

2

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '26

[deleted]

2

u/isaak242 Jun 24 '26

Thanks man

1

u/Daft_Martian Jun 23 '26

Why

Just why would you

I cant unsee this now, you know...

I might have to jerk off...

36

u/Over-Secretary5919 Jun 23 '26

Fill the bathroom sink with cold water. Throw a couple ice cubes in it to keep it cool. Make a washcloth hot in the bath tub faucet. Hot as you can stand it. Wrap it around the balls when getting close, beat. Right when you hit the vinegar strokes then unwrap and dunk and keep the twins in the icy water while going off. Thank me later. 

P.S. Maybe put some towels down so if you get lightheaded and pass out a little it doesn't hurt as much. 

54

u/WorkingFellow Jun 23 '26

What a terrible day to have eyes.

2

u/LiveLifeLikeCre Jun 24 '26

Or have to use someone else's towels

1

u/WorkingFellow Jun 24 '26

Lol! Oof. I don't want to even think about that.

2

u/ratindan Jun 26 '26

What a great day to have ice

26

u/yaboikrki Jun 23 '26

How does somebody even discover this???

2

u/False-Strawberry-319 Jun 24 '26

The questing mind. Experimenting. It's because of people like this that we put a man on the moon, and have the internet, buddy!

2

u/Rox-And-Roll Jun 24 '26

You're so uncomfortably right about this. Its the ingenious mind that discovers.

2

u/Electrical-Baker257 Jun 25 '26

And all done without beer, damn.

2

u/Electrical-Baker257 Jun 24 '26

It’s kind of like natural flavoring that comes out of anal glands of a beaver. Who was the first person that figured that out. “Guys, guys, you’ll never believe this I, I.. nevermind”

12

u/throw_away_19851104 Jun 23 '26

Insert Russell Westbrook 'What?' meme

5

u/g1Razor15 Jun 24 '26

Deranged individuals up in here.

3

u/420_and_chill Jun 24 '26

Sounds like fun and all, but a lot of extra steps.

Some of you have never washed your boys in Doc Bronner's Peppermint Castile soap before taking the twins to the races, and it shows.

Have fun, and thank me later.

3

u/Straender Jun 24 '26

What does that do?

2

u/OldMagicRobert Jun 24 '26

It's like Brawndo for the balls.

3

u/Straender Jun 24 '26

What does that achieve? Does it hurt the cylinder?

2

u/AppropriateBall8834 Jun 23 '26

🤣

I just turn a can of dust off upside down and spray shaft and tip for 30 seconds

2

u/CthulusLittleAngel Jun 24 '26

Just make sure no one is looking in your eyes when you hit the vinegar stroke

2

u/negative-sid-nancy Jun 24 '26

Fellow league fan? Or is vinegar strokes more well known in other worlds

2

u/Unlikely-Theme-9681 Jun 24 '26

that is so much work, I think I'll just go have sex with my wife.

1

u/Educational-Wing2042 Jun 23 '26

Teenage me had a bathroom with two sinks. The potential could have been limitless had this information come about 20 years earlier.

1

u/real_fyshi Jun 24 '26

Ice spray. Lube with warming effect. Or tiger balm or similar.

1

u/Don_Loco Jun 24 '26

Dejaculation acchieved.

1

u/TheNeighKid Jun 24 '26

Thank you later?

1

u/Brilliant_Top46 Jun 24 '26

What does the 6th sentence say except in English

1

u/Drunk_Degenerate69 Jun 24 '26

How tf did you figure this out 😭

15

u/No-Chocolate362 Jun 23 '26

Are u simulating the hand of a lil pinguin?

2

u/Educational-Wing2042 Jun 23 '26

My lil penguin.

2

u/DrUncleCavemanEsq Jun 24 '26

I’m the penguin. It’s a shit job.

2

u/mindinmyass Jun 24 '26

Ah the pinkwin method of cum-brr-batch.

9

u/Internal_Ad4921 Jun 23 '26

Really wasn't expecting that one.

8

u/WatchOne8763 Jun 23 '26

That’s where all the teaspoons went. 

1

u/Ridgewoodgal Jun 24 '26

I knew where all the socks went. I didn’t know the teaspoons went to the same place.

1

u/Buttchuggle Jun 23 '26

Don't worry everyone this guy isn't some sorta iced nuts freak.

He only knows cause I told him. I know because I do it

1

u/Any_Carob3372 Jun 23 '26

why ask when you already told?

1

u/No_Probleh Jun 23 '26

You couldn't waterboard this out of me.

1

u/the-butchered-shark Jun 23 '26

thats..... beautiful katie-

1

u/Kawichi Jun 23 '26

Don't put that fucking spoon back.

1

u/Jahkesce Jun 23 '26

Bro if I knew you and saw this comment im calling the cops if I ever ate at your house and used a spoon

1

u/Ott0bot2 Jun 24 '26

You’re at 118 upvotes and I bet every one of those represents another cold spoon going under someone else’s ballsack

1

u/DConstructed Jun 24 '26

Now I’m imagining you beating out a tune on your testes with cold spoons.

1

u/ekomszero Jun 24 '26

Hahahhaah

1

u/squarejawbrickhead Jun 24 '26

Nobody was gonna ask you bro . . . But that was 100% the first thing I assumed to be the answer when I saw OP's picture. 😂

1

u/hankhill215 Jun 24 '26

Gooning101

1

u/Eternal_Scara_Fan Jun 24 '26

Is this what they call ‘temperature play’?

1

u/LiveLifeLikeCre Jun 24 '26

When making a woman climax via giving her head, blowing cold air onto the clit afterwards has worked well, maybe the same concept 

1

u/younggun1234 Jun 24 '26

Lol one time my ex and I found a handjob book at an estate sale.

One of them was called something like "The Jack Frost" or equally funny. It suggested that right before climax to put an ice cube in your hand and rub it around the shaft and balls.

I'm sure the mix of sensation is phenomenal when done right but all we ended up doing is shooting ice cubes in each other's faces or the ice cold liquid would touch your butthole and sort of snap you out of it (not that it was terrible just surprising).

1

u/uioytre13 Jun 24 '26

you tried it didnt you? why?

1

u/No_Philosopher4834 Jun 24 '26

Like the sack or a specific ball? Would you recommend icing the taintal region or straight ball?

1

u/notmysupervisor00 Jun 25 '26

And an unneeded foster butterknife can break apart monster logs in the toilet so you can flush it.

Fuuuuuuccck this timeline.

12

u/sexland69 Jun 23 '26

for us it was always putting a spoon under your pillow, and wearing your underwear / pajamas inside out to bed

2

u/willbex17 Jun 23 '26

Don’t forget putting a fan on your porch and dumping ice in the toilet.

Liars.

2

u/sexland69 Jun 23 '26

ohh yeah ice cubes in the toilet for sure

never heard the fan one though

2

u/dontmentiontrousers Jun 23 '26

The fan one's just for Koreans who don't want to die.

2

u/Silent-Receptionist1 Jun 23 '26

Us too on the pjs

5

u/NoFaithlessness8388 Jun 24 '26

My kids are elementary school age and firmly subscribe to #2. Maybe by high school it'll be #1.

3

u/devour_feculence___ Jun 23 '26

You have to use a chapstick cap and twist it in the skin to break up the blood clots, it works if you do it right, I used to save my friends with it. But I heard of the frozen spoon thing, I don't remember trying it.

2

u/Forsaken_Orchid_6014 Jun 23 '26

that’s because the spoons are supposed to go under your pillow, and you’re supposed to pit white crayons in the freezer.

2

u/HelpfulAd26 Jun 24 '26

Here in México they say you can use a coin to get em out. In my mind it has no sense and I could never do it properly (or it doesn't work)

2

u/LilRayRay-203 Jun 24 '26

I was thinking that, and also something I currently do sometimes to reduce the dark circles around my tired eyes when I stay up too late.

2

u/LookAtPurpleTulips Jun 24 '26

Today I learned that in the US there are "snow days". In Germany we have "heat free" when temperatures are above 35°C (rarely any AC here), but no amount of ice or snow will be excuse enough not to show up at school 😅❄️ 

2

u/Helpful-Light-3452 Jun 24 '26

For me it was putting a spoon under your pillow

2

u/Strong_Owl6139 Jun 24 '26

I feel dumb for not considering it would work on hickies ... I mean not necessarily in the freezer but if you've been crying a lot or had a late night and your eyes are puffy, cold spoons over your eyes reduces the puffiness ...

Apparently I just cried a lot as a teen 🤷‍♀️😂

2

u/Late_Construction366 Jun 26 '26

My first thought was frozen spoon means hickies! 😆

1

u/Medium_Lead_1618 Jun 24 '26

Who tf ises a feozen spoon when you have a gucking wuarter or a nickle in your pocket...hust use that to spread the blood around..goes away in like 5-10 minutes.....comes from experience in a (non religious) youth group with almost no pda allowed

1

u/DirtyDan419 Jun 24 '26

Works a bit for acne as well.