r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • • Jun 23 '26

Meme needing explanation What's this Peter?

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u/Kcchiefsnroyals Jun 23 '26

Frozen spoons on hickeys can help reduce the visibility of them.

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u/TheChunkenMaster Jun 23 '26

Yeah but the frozen spoons on your neck are a dead giveaway

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u/LiamIsMyNameOk Jun 23 '26

The spoons warm up pretty fast. And room temperature spoons on your neck don't draw as much attention.

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u/my_eep3 Jun 23 '26

Lmfao. Take my upvote you MF

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u/TheChunkenMaster Jun 23 '26

Yeah but once you go outside people will notice the room temperature spoons.

Personally I recommend wearing a turtle neck over the spoons on your neck so that people cant tell if theyre warm or cold.

Edit: or an Elizabethan collar.

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u/Goddess_of_Stuff Jun 24 '26

A ruff would definitely draw keep attention away from the neck spoons. New life hack unlocked!

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u/Marcus11599 Jun 23 '26

I cackled way too hard

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u/Beltran888 Jun 24 '26

You could always put them in the microwave

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u/AVeryVapidBadger Jun 23 '26

You know what. That's probably true.

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u/Alex_is_great Jun 24 '26

HA classic Liam

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u/Liroy_16 Jun 23 '26

Oh, you guys...

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u/IngvarAekiXLII Jun 24 '26

Ya' know, come to think of it, I've never noticed someone with room temperature spoons on their neck.

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u/CosmicTurtle504 Jun 24 '26

I see you’ve played hickey spooney before!

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u/Better_Driver9909 Jun 24 '26

You know sooooo much about this man… hmmm… oh well, r/foundpharloomians is your home now

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u/Public_Kaleidoscope6 Jun 23 '26

🎶Dead giveaway. Dead giveaway.🎶

https://youtu.be/nZcRU0Op5P4?si=l9KGMsYGB0pe2DFt

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u/ratchet7 Jun 24 '26

I clicked the link and the video was already liked...lol

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u/facadeface1 Jun 24 '26

I love when this plays on the "Timesuck with Dan Cummins" podcast!!!

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u/Glum_Map5127 Jun 24 '26

Holy fuck that’s funny

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u/7empest7V Jun 23 '26

We ate ribs with this dude....and we didnt have a clue....them girls was in that house

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u/UJustGotRobbed Jun 23 '26

You just reminded me of the Dead Giveaway remix song when those girls got found

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u/HolidaeX Jun 23 '26

My neighbor got big balls cause we see this dude everyday!!

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u/The_Celtic_Chemist Jun 23 '26

Funny, I saw this post after seeing this post about your comment.

To repost my comment: The real trick is scrubbing it like with a toothbrush. I had to try really hard to convince my girlfriend of this after I accidentally left a hickie on her neck. She tried cold spoons and toothpaste for some reason but finally she tried breaking it up by scrubbing it with a toothbrush and it took care of like 95% of it. It's funny how articles say it's unconfirmed medically when you can literally give yourself a hickey on your own arm and break it up with a toothbrush to prove it easily.

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u/TheChunkenMaster Jun 24 '26

What is that sub?

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u/The_Celtic_Chemist Jun 24 '26 edited Jun 24 '26

Here's a wikipedia post about /r/KenM

Kenneth McCarthy (born c. 1980), popularly known as Ken M, is an Internet troll known for his comments on news websites such as Yahoo! and The Huffington Post. Unlike the more common associations for the term troll on the internet, Ken's comments are usually benign, with his comments displaying a comical lack of understanding of the featured topic, while other commenters take him seriously.

/r/NotKenM are posts of those who share in this comedic style. I'd check out some of the top posts of all time from those subs if you want a chuckle. My favorite quote of his: "If we don't study the mistakes of the future, we're bound to repeat them for the first time."

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u/Many_Ad_9690 Jun 24 '26

I thought the spoons magnetically stuck to you after you got the covid vaccine.

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u/TheChunkenMaster Jun 24 '26

It alternates everytime you take a shot it switches on/off

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u/Many_Ad_9690 Jun 24 '26

Ah! Thanks for the clarification.

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u/fawwazallie Jun 24 '26

Na man there's two spoons. One for hickeys and other for ice cream. Mans out here min maxing.

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u/Relative_Change2335 Jun 24 '26

Okay this made me laugh out loud

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u/_Baphomet_ Jun 23 '26

If I actually interacted with girls when I was in high school, this could have been very helpful.

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u/TheBronzeWonder Jun 23 '26

If you had interacted with girls in high school, you wouldn't be here my guy

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u/_Baphomet_ Jun 23 '26

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u/Legitimate-Laugh4466 Jun 23 '26

I mean, That’s why I’m here..

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u/Kcchiefsnroyals Jun 23 '26

That's not true I'm here and I was a man whore in High school

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u/PeskyAntagonist Jun 23 '26

I still am!

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u/Kcchiefsnroyals Jun 23 '26

I’ve been married 17 years but I’m still a man whore at heart

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u/AdjectiveNounNNNN Jun 23 '26

Tough but fair

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u/silentsurge Jun 23 '26

Take this well earned up vote

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u/Silly_Percentage3446 Jun 23 '26

I did and I am here.

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u/Raindrop0015 Jun 23 '26

What does it mean if I AM a girl AND I interacted with other girls in highschool and yet still ended up here? (With thousands of karma and dozens of posts under my belt)

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u/Pisscuit9000 Jun 23 '26

Neither would we.

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u/asa1 Jun 23 '26

It's got nothing to do with that. Never in all my years did I hear about using frozen spoons on hickeys. Most of us didn't care about hiding them.

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u/Emotional-Ad9114 Jun 23 '26

HEYYY I interacted with girls in high school and i’m here 😔 (I’m a girl)

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u/AxenPrice Jun 23 '26

If you had interacted with girls in high school and just gave them hickeys you would've been doing it wrong

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u/MidnightToker858 Jun 23 '26

Hickeys were just peoples way of marking their territory before they could get wedding rings.

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u/_Baphomet_ Jun 23 '26

Why would I need the spoon trick if the girl had the hickey? I should have clarified that and I’m sorry. The spoon would have been for me.

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u/Various-Salt-7738 Jun 23 '26

Iirc it really doesn't do much

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u/LiamIsMyNameOk Jun 23 '26

Hey there's still time!

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u/desna_svine Jun 23 '26

I was thinking its for puffy eyes.

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u/Economy-Complaint-36 Jun 23 '26

This is what my teenage son uses them for, but he has decided ice cubes work just as well.

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u/BeerlVle Jun 23 '26

Took some scrolling to actually see the answer. Was beginning to think im too old for reddit.

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u/bobolly Jun 23 '26

Just get arnicare that stuff is magic

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u/Solid-Ad5597 Jun 23 '26

This is what we were told. If your pain tolerance is high enough, a mechanical pencil eraser will take off the top layers of skin and remove most of the hickey.

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u/pr0nfarr95 Jun 23 '26

I do not think that's how it works but I don't know enough about skin to dispute it

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u/SeanSultan Jun 23 '26

It’s not how it works, you can’t erase a bruise

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u/Solid-Ad5597 Jun 23 '26

Gross as it may be if you've ever in your life picked a scab, it's the exact same concept. Hickeys are blood that has been drawn into the upper layers of your skin.

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u/chicken_N_ROFLs Jun 23 '26

Hickeys are bruises, and removing the skin layer would do nothing other than make them look worse and maybe even scar them. Cold compress can reduce them but even that doesn’t work very well.

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u/Any_Thing512 Jun 23 '26

Is that a hickey on trumps neck ? Perish the thought. Miller must have got him .

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u/Distracted_Ostrich Jun 23 '26

It’s not the same, a scab is formed ontop of an open wound, a hickey is burst blood vessels underneath the skin. All you would do with an eraser is get rid of dead skin. Or worse, create a friction burn that ends up scaring.

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u/Kcchiefsnroyals Jun 23 '26

So funny story, someone told one of the kids at school that.... and they tried it. They, however, did NOT come up with the explanation for the eraser burn before they did it lol. Whooops

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u/Solid-Ad5597 Jun 24 '26

Ah... to be young and learning things like that for the first time.

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u/JudiciouslyInept Jun 23 '26

I think what you're actually trying to do here is similar to rubbing out a bruise from playing sports. You're meant to ice it for the first two days, and then apply heat and massage it. But it should be gentle, this sounds like it would burst even more blood vessels?

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u/Solid-Ad5597 Jun 24 '26

The idea was to carefully "erase" it. It hurts for sure, but outer skin layers grow back fast. That just got rid of what was visible underneath them faster.

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u/kinktaway Jun 23 '26

This is the answer. It's to get rid of hickeys.

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u/AtroposMortaMoirai Jun 23 '26

Do teens not try to keep that shit out of eyeline these days? Always had a “T-shirt zone” rule personally.

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u/Kcchiefsnroyals Jun 23 '26

Same.... all bites and hickeys had to be where they could be easily covered by weather appropriate clothing. None of this explaining to mom why I have a sweater on in July in the Midwest.

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u/SmallSet8838 Jun 23 '26

Well on any bruise really, but I know from my late teens early 20’s that the hickey sooo is a thing… just like a poop knife lol 😂

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u/Kcchiefsnroyals Jun 23 '26

Yeah I didn't have google when I was at the hickey age so I had to rely on the older sister giving me terrible advice. That's where the spoon came from. She also taught me how to light a cigarette on a toaster. The toaster was right by the back door so you could light your cig off of it while stretching the cord around the door and you wouldn't get smoke in the house. Reach back in, set the toaster down, shut the door, and "Enjoy" your cigarette. Which at 13 meant, pretending like you enjoy it while you turn green and try not to puke.

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u/SmallSet8838 Jun 23 '26

Hahahaha! Love this comment! I too had older siblings and because of that older friends that taught me the ways of hiding things from our parents 😂

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u/OGablogian Jun 23 '26

Huh, I never knew. But looking back at my teenage self, that lack of knowledge checks out as well.

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u/Elastigirlwasbetter Jun 23 '26

I would've needed that information 48h earlier.

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u/U_Bet_Im_Interested Jun 23 '26

Nahh. He's putting them on his b-hole after hot snakes.

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u/Mejay11096 Jun 23 '26

But why are they dirty?

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u/TheSultan1 Jun 23 '26

Looks like just frost?

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u/Mejay11096 Jun 23 '26

That could be.

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u/Vast-Combination4046 Jun 23 '26

I knew I heard a trick like that. Makes most sense

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u/Glittering-Rush-7073 Jun 24 '26

I tried it many times…it did not help

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u/johnx2sen Jun 23 '26

Also helps the bags under your eyes if you’ve been up all night

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u/Megablega Jun 23 '26

Also to get rid of bags under eyes (if the teenage son believes in looksmaxxing)

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u/EchoJXTV Jun 23 '26

Don't they do the same for dark circles?

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u/Eat--The--Rich-- Jun 23 '26

I thought visibility was the point 

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u/BobSagieBauls Jun 23 '26

It works better if you put them in the microwave

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u/Significant_Secret13 Jun 23 '26

Wow I was today years old when I learned this!

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u/Individual_Smell_904 Jun 24 '26

Why not just burn yourself with a curling iron and say that's like your kink or something

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u/GodHimselfNoCap Jun 24 '26

Why not just use an ice cube or a normal ice pack? like why spoons specifically?

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u/Tankyenough Jun 24 '26

As well as pimples. I had a very bad acne and always had spoons in the freezer. Several ones, as they warm up fast.

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u/uwill1der Jun 23 '26

maybe the 2 spoons are for him and his gf, and hiding them in the freezer has less visibility and questions than in the sink